Hillary Duff is Following Me Around

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Posted in NYC | music on February 21, 2005

Hillary Duff is Following Me Around

I admit, I don't even know who Hillary Duff is, though I've heard the name. It took me a while to catch on to the Paris Hilton phenomenon, and then Jessica Simpson, and even Lindsey Lohan. The truth is, I still don't totally know what Lindsey Lohan does, though I know she performed in Times Square on New Years Eve and Thighs Wide Shut is a huge fan. I think Hillary Duff fits into that web somehow.

What makes the situation so much weirder, is that Hillary must know who I am. She must have heard I had plans to stop by Misshapes, LIT and Motherfucker this weekend, because she also attended all three parties. She got it all wrong though. I never made it to Misshapes, and Har Mar and I were chillin at LIT on Saturday night, NOT Friday night. By Sunday, she finally found me at Motherfucker (where she was seen hangin with her supposed boyfriend from Good Charlotte), but we never crossed paths (or did we? I wouldn't have known).

Though I didn't get a chance to speak with her, my friend Mike had a run-in. Mike managed to procure one of the free disco ball keychains that Motherfucker staff was throwing into the crowd after Bloc Party left the stage. As Hillary passed by him, he handed it to her (as a sign of his love?). As she started to walk away, the Good Charlotte dude grabbed it out of her hand, and threw it back at him. What a dick!

Gawker reports on the situation. (Just don't call me a "hipster")

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Posted on February 21, 2005 1:57 PM

Comments (29)

Har Mar was also at LIT on friday night, he must love the place. And yeah it definitely was Hillary's indie weekend...

Posted by audrey | February 21, 2005 3:18 PM

for the record, lohan is more done in my book than the strokes. cuthbert is all the rage!!

Posted by Thigh Master | February 24, 2005 12:54 PM

hi
i dont like you!!!!

Posted by deepikaliz | March 13, 2005 10:22 PM

hi
but i love you!!!

Posted by hillary | March 13, 2005 11:03 PM

hillary, I share your love for deepikaliz.

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Posted by Mckenzie | March 15, 2005 11:05 PM

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Posted by sasha | April 11, 2005 10:01 AM

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Posted by d12 | August 31, 2005 1:50 PM

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Posted by judge | February 27, 2006 10:15 PM

Hey Hill u are an insperation 2 my bst frnd & meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! U have a good song called " Fly " it is a good song bcuz it tells u 2 b more out going.It helps u 2 be free & spread yr wings &..........." FLY!"

Sincerely,
Jade Puget FAN & LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.
It also has a good tune, beat, & rythym!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2007 9:58 PM

Sincerely,
Jade Puget FAN & LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.
It also has a good tune, beat, & rythym!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2007 9:58 PM

Zup Hilary,
I am your #1 FAN!!!!!(And Jade Puget FAN and LOVER's BFF)My room is covered in your face.At school we watched a movie about being a bully you were in it.No one screamed louder and longer than I did.You are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerly,
Your #1 FAN
P.S.I LOVE your song "who's that girl."
I don't know if you are a girly-girl or
not I'm not but I still LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | January 27, 2007 10:21 PM

Hi!
you Rock my world

Posted by Ranga | February 19, 2007 11:41 PM

Hi!
you Rock my world

Posted by Ranga | February 19, 2007 11:41 PM

i love u hillary so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love a cinderella story wot ,was t like kissing chad michel murrary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Posted by Hannah | March 18, 2007 5:22 AM

i love u hillary so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love a cinderella story wot ,was t like kissing chad michel murrary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Posted by Hannah | March 18, 2007 5:22 AM

i love u hillary so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love a cinderella story wot ,was t like kissing chad michel murrary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

Posted by Hannah | March 18, 2007 5:22 AM

i want see her naked

Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2007 12:26 PM

I love you hillary please contact with me

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