"Since I haven't attended a single CMJ show yet, I figured that I was the perfect person to present awards to this year's participants. Of course, having only heard of approximately 5% of these bands, I'm going to have to base it solely on their names. I don't think that will be much of a problem.
Best band that sounds like a combination of Joy Division and Squirrel Nut Zippers -- Joy Zipper
Best band that I want to see purely because of their Saved by the Bell connection -- Bayside..."
The CMJ Awards are continued at My Blog is Poop.