Computer Guys (or girls) in the concert business

Above the image it says "Write The Caption." Are you initiating a caption writing contest or is that just a reminder for you to write a caption?

I should've made it an actual contest, but yeah I meant to write that.

Well let's do it then

"Why am I wearing this awful hat"

"Yes! iPod glasses, a brilliantly retarded idea that everyone will love. Cha-ching!"

Bono having retired from makeing meaningful socially aware music demonstrates the power of the U2 brand by explaining that by simply adding U2 to any product you can charge 10% more than you could for an identical non U2 product. Bono went on to unveil the new Bono edition straw hat which looks just as stupid as a regular straw hat but costs $279.67 after ticketmaster charges

specialj is in the lead.

best caption by a show of hands will win a pair of tickets to a show somewhere (to be based on where you live, what kind of music you like, and when you're available).

In another cheap marketing ploy to further the U2 brand, Bono replaced his eyeballs with the New 4th Gen U2 Ipod. Upon examination, physicians later determined that Bono was "in a place called vertigo".

"Bono shows off his new rhythm section as U2 manager Steve Jobs looks on"

bono says:

"hey steve, since we don't have an actual gloryhole, why don't i just cover my eyes with ipods while i suck your corporate cock."

"Bono, they're called iPods, i-p-o-d-s, not EYEpods."

This picture, obtained by Brooklyn Vegan's crack photography staff, is from the recent Steve Jobs roast in which Bono performed a performance art piece entitled "See No Evil."

Sensing confusion in the audience by the shielding of evil through corporate instruments, Bono said, "Just kidding, its called Irony in two parts."

Hobgoblin purchases pleather jacket,

bono says,
"now who's the bigger idiot, bush or me?"

Bono was seen weeping at the press conference, attempting to dry his eyes with what could only have been for him the symbols of his own failure as an artist of integrity and principle. Jobs, standing nearby, was pleased.

Calling bono a hobgoblin is utterly brilliant. Too bad that person didn't leave a name, I would like to vote for her/him.

steve jobs introduces apple’s first ibono.

I vote for myself

Explosions in the Sky please, and thank you

If we're still captioning...

As the prototype had not been completed in time for the press conference, Bono demonstrates what the Apple “I-tastic Peace-seeking Globally Conscious (yet capitalistic) Sensitive Rocker/Farmer” figurine will look like.

If we're still captioning...

As the prototype had not been completed in time for the press conference, Bono demonstrates what the Apple “I-tastic Peace-seeking Globally Conscious (yet capitalistic) Sensitive Rocker/Farmer” figurine will look like.

That caption was bad enough the first time, Amanda.

Reposting was not my intention, but thanks so much.

LOL! hobgoblin! :D ahahah..bowling over with laughter..

Hobgoblin was mine, but I guess theres no way of proving it in case i win some tickets...

Kedric, if you post your contact info or send BV an e-mail using the same IP address you used when you posted the "hobglobin" caption, maybe BV will consider that evidence enough.

But I vote for Brevity's caption.

"Which would you rather have, the U2 special or this old white one?"