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guest blogger Jason Trachtenburg | on Cell Phones and such

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You know him as a solo artist and 1/3 of "indie-vaudeville conceptual art-rock pop band" The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players. He's Jason Trachtenburg, and unlike Jackson, he IS Vegan. In honor of the Trachtenburg's new DVD, Jason will be bringing us some guest posts right here on BrooklynVegan.com. Here's his first one - written from the road - all the way in Ireland....

I'm staying positive here.
I have to keep saying that,
so with that in mind, the parameters have been set off.
It's a pleasure and an honor to be guest blogging for Brooklyn Vegan.
I don't generally blog, but I am an obsessive-compulsive vegan to the highest degree so I think I may actually like this.

My thoughts on vegetarianism are as widely known as my music and I am grateful that people like what we are about.

Apparently I am listed in Wikipedia as one of the world's most renowned vegetarians (just after Tolstoy) and I was nominated as one of PETA2's Sexiest Vegetarians of the Year, 2005.

Those are some of my credentials. Credentials make this serious business.

Our music is about fun but it is also about serious issues. Like these. The issues that need addressing immediately concern the over saturation, mental and physical, of exposure to cellular phone radiation frequencies. These telephonic devices were designed for the military and introduced to the public as a means to avoid or solve emergencies, and were initially sold to us touting that benefit. Life-style and convenience matter more to most than the obvious (and the unknown) health risk factors contained within these highly powerful radioactive devices.

Cellular phone antenna towers and the frequencies themselves are proven to be radioactive. Frequent headaches and microwave ear drip are commonly reported side effects. These devices affect the cellular structure and rapid mutation of brain cells. Many people are living in denial, and are trying to forego the obvious;

cellular phones are a major health hazard, and are part of the greatest and riskiest self inflicted experiment in the history of mankind. Cancer rates have never been higher, and people are now living life with the thought that such cancers and diseases are inescapable and inexplicable.

People must be consciously aware that their lifestyle can be deadly. I welcome any responses to these comments, and I will further expound about the social ramifications of cellular phones as well as i-pods.

Of course I am typing this on a computer right now. I am staying positive here.

With meaning,
Jason Trachtenburg

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Stay tuned for part two! And see the Trachtenburgs when they come to a town near you.

(note: I added the links in his text)


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Posted on August 2, 2006 3:13 AM

Comments (18)

Hello. I met you and your wonderful family at the bowery poetry club. you were very nice.

this is a provocative post. i use my cell phone minimally. now i will use it even less

Posted by Mo! | August 2, 2006 4:21 AM

my head hurts so so much tonight. my cell phone did ring quite many times tonite, but didn't pick it up because i was prancing in my mind. will the cell phone hurt my head even if i am not picking it up when it rings? should i throw it away? how will my friends be able to contact me? am i going to die? thank you. is there love?

Posted by cruelite | August 2, 2006 4:41 AM

I had been considering not having a land line at all and only using my cell phone to save money, but now I realize that this is perhaps a bad idea.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2006 10:15 AM

oh please.

Posted by Nineteen-ninety-never | August 2, 2006 10:21 AM

Tuna fish has mercury in it! Throw it back!

Posted by mike | August 2, 2006 10:46 AM

hahahahaha.

Posted by ha! | August 2, 2006 10:49 AM

Kodachrome
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, Oh yeah
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So mama don't take my Kodachrome away
- paul simon

The Kodachrome process uses toxic and difficult to control chemicals in the development process and so remains in use in only a few locations worldwide.
-wikipedia

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2006 10:58 AM

i was waiting to see how long it would take for the comments to turn from surprisingly genuine to the usual.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2006 11:02 AM

modern life is a bitch. But it doesnt have to be!

Posted by loller | August 2, 2006 11:59 AM

"the frequencies themselves are proven to be radioactive"...

Umm...that's not possible, I don't think you understand what 'radioactive' means. Of course, maybe I'm just living in denial. Preach on indie rock Mr. Wizard.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2006 12:23 PM

cell phones emit radiofrequency radiation. but it's low level rf, not 'highly powerful.' i'm not sure how mr. trachtenebrg's credentials as a vegetarian have anything to do with radiological health and cell phone usage. There have been studies, and he should provide a link to one if he would like people to listen to him. ‘cuz i don't trust men with bushy moustaches.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2006 1:51 PM

"i don't trust men with bushy moustaches."

Schwein!

Posted by Dr. Z | August 2, 2006 5:39 PM

his moustache looks like its got cancer.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2006 7:01 PM

your comment looks like it got cancer.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2006 11:15 PM

tolstoy only became a vegetarian when he was an old man because of his teeth. then he moralized it. what a crazy fucking genius

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2006 11:27 PM

What about those Bluetooth headsets that have become so popular? I'd think since you don't have the cell phone against your head they must be safer...

Posted by Boz | August 3, 2006 4:31 PM

i cant respond because my cancer is blocking out all the negative comments

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2006 4:27 AM

Good Info, I found you at the Google, thought u might wish to know.


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