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Posted in music | tour dates on November 14, 2006

Beirut cancels tour including 2 sold out Bowery shows

I know a lot of people have been wondering what happened to the upcoming Beirut shows that were cancelled last night. Here's the official word:

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It is with great regret that we must cancel the upcoming Beirut shows. This was an extremely difficult decision to make, and was only decided on after doing everything we possibly could to make it work out.

This is Beirut’s first-ever tour, and while the band played some of the greatest shows of their lives, the attendant stress of organizing and traveling with a full-blown, 12-person orkestar took its toll. Having put all of his energy into each and every performance, Zach was briefly hospitalized for extreme exhaustion.

The band hopes to reschedule some of the shows in the future. Zach, meanwhile, is attempting to channel the spirit of Jacques Brel using a cowbell and a gong.

According to Zach’s brother, Ryan:

Having downed a bottle of rancid French wine on the Ile-De-La-Cite (Perrin was threatening to jump in the Séine in honor of his Parisian amour) Zach began to quote Flaubert from memory. Flaubert was not welcome that beautiful night in the city of lights. Violins and accordions were consecrated in piss and vinegar before Jim Morrison's grave. "Jim Morrison was a shaman!" Paul cried. A lone French orphan draped in purple rags wept for all our American sins. The next morning Zach got lost in the Louvre. "Cubism is a farce,” he whispered to a overweight Dutch tourist. Under the English Channel, en route to London, Zach noted the relative comfort of being "chunneled". In a dank Soho apothecary he sought a remedy for exhaustion and aversion to French bedbugs. The apothecary tried vainly to quote Prince Charles recent royal address to the greater public of Britian: "In light of having seen my wife unrobed and wigless in the disingenuous florescent light of a cheap hotel room, I do apologize to the nation and myself for unquestioning faith in her eternal beauty. She is old and ugly and so am I." That is funny Zach dourly noted, but it does not help me at all not one bloody bit. “I must return to New Mexico to decompress.” Parliament was eerily quiet. One cannot argue with the plain truth.

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Get well soon Zach.

Previously
Beirut @ Northsix, Brooklyn, NYC | pics

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Posted on November 14, 2006 5:48 PM

Comments (4)

Holy crap...that totally sucks! I was so looking forward to that show!

Posted by Sean | November 15, 2006 7:41 PM

lamoid. i've toured with my shitty band for four years, slept on floors, been paid shit, and super hype gets tired in paris??!?!

fucking lame.
I'd kill to play in Paris, just to see it, and he calls it quits. What a douche

Posted by lame | November 15, 2006 9:01 PM

what a bitch this kid is

Posted by Anonymous | November 15, 2006 11:50 PM

not too bad

Posted by WOW GOLD | December 2, 2008 10:20 PM

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