brooklynvegan: Has anyone texted for tickets on their iPhone yet?

It’s a wonderful new gadget that lets the NSA illegally record all your phone calls, copy all your contacts, keep records of all your web and IM activity, and probably put you in a terrorist no-fly database for listening to Cynthia McKinney singing that stupid Pink song.

You see, to use the iPhone you must sign up with AT&T, the telecom that has been tirelessly working with the National Security Agency’s warrantless wiretapping program.

In Orwell’s future, total government surveillance was a terrible thing that was forced upon the people — just the kind of paranoid bullshit you’d expect from somebody like him. In reality, people actually camp out and pay $600 to be watched around the clock by the government.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2007 4:24 PM

feds turn me on, I hope they are watching me.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2007 4:27 PM

hey brian, the dude was walking away with the mike. if he missed, why would he walk away with the mike. ass.

Posted by first anon | June 29, 2007 4:37 PM

Anon 4:24, I am watching you right now through these here internets. I am always watching you.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2007 4:39 PM

i actually work in front of that building as a security guard. i'm friends with the one security guard you see when they go back to check if everyone's alright. wearing the suit and tie. this is in front of the Apple Cube store in front of the GM building at 59th and 5th ave. there tends be a lot of commotion there throughout the day, a lot of video recording. i've never seen anyone pull a stunt like that though, hysterical.

Posted by Matt | June 29, 2007 5:02 PM

Hey ass at 4.37 ... dude stole the microphone, do you expect him to walk back and say "sorry about that, I meant to steal the iPhone instead"?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2007 5:22 PM

hey ass at 5:22, you can't return an ass name calling with another ass name call. ass.

Posted by first anon | June 29, 2007 5:37 PM

hey asses, wait, seriously, was he trying to steal the phone or the mic? i want to know how to feel about him: as hero or as biatch.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2007 6:46 PM

hey asses, wait, seriously, was he trying to steal the phone or the mic? i want to know how to feel about him: as hero or as biatch.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2007 6:54 PM

just watched the news again on fox. they said he was going for the mike.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2007 7:13 PM

hero