didnt everyone show up late to avoid seeing her anyway?

what the ef did she say anyway? i've got a tik to sunday's show (only $22 as i bought it at irving plaza the box office), when should i expect moz to take the stage?

She said
"Morrissey gives great head, oops I mean cunnilingus"

What the hell did she say??

I'm curious too, anyone know what she could have said?

please, no more press inquiries! i'm trying to remain the complete nobody i started the tour as! all of this non-attention is starting to bug me!

Anon 2:19 is correct.

It was pretty awkward.

she was basically rude the whole night and when she was beginnign to get booed she said 'morrissey gives great head.. i mean cunnilingus' and i guess she thought it was funny.

she was ice cold and bitchy all night

I've heard it's average at best.

you were asked to leave beacuse you suck

simple and straight foward

thats actually pretty effing hilarious.

is it alright if none of us care about her?

people are saying that Girlfriend in a Coma are opening, but that's a Smiths/Morrissey cover band. That can't be right, can it? Surely they mean Girl in a Coma who are supposed to play Crash Mansion tonight?

i think you mean Girl in a Coma from LA, an original band. The band you list is a tribute in baltimore. highly doubt that would be the fill in.

So who are Girlfriend In A Coma?

Oops, than who are Girl In A Coma?

oops Girl in a coma from san antonio, tx

Does anyone know about what time into the set she said this? I am trying to figure out if I was there yet (couldn't understand her much from balcony)

other priceless quotes were

"maybe you guys should try expressing yourself instead of just buying things....ok, that soudned kind of dumb"

Sweet http://www.girlinacoma.com/girlinacoma/SlideShow_assets/SlideShow.html?lang=en

Damn link I posted didn't work. My bad.

actually, she was ice cold, bitchy and sucked throughout the tour so yeah, what she said about Moz is probably what finally kicked her off.

he does of have great head though, size-wise.

Can someone who has been at other Hammerstein shows this week PLEASE answer the question as to when the show actually starts?? I keep hearing 6:30pm, 8, 9, etc.. Thanx!

Can someone who has been at other Hammerstein shows this week PLEASE answer the question as to when the show actually starts?? I keep hearing 6:30pm, 8, 9, etc.. Thanx!

I was at that show, and I don't remember hearing her say much, party because I was trying to ignore her and partly because I couldn't understand her when she spoke or sang. I wasn't all that keen on her music, so I don't see this as a bad move.

You would think Morrissey would have better taste than to have someone who has essentially been a "local" artist (I saw her when she was pandering to labels in St. Louis back in like 93) for her whole career.

Couldn't you get someone new & relevant? Hard-Fi? Stars? Morrissey has always had horrible taste in opening bands. I guess because he won't have to pay them more than a dollar.

We play at 8:30.

Stars opening for Moz would have been amazing. And beneficial to both artists.

morrissey sucked my dick and ate my pussy.

morrissey comes on at 9:05pm on the dot, after a 5 min. intro

Why do legendary bands pick such bad opening acts? When New Order last played Hammerstein - they picked the Dragonettes. Does anyone know where the Dragonettes are now?

=

didn't dragonette play a BV party for cmj recently..they were terrible that night..almost booed off stage..like watching the killers fronted by a fat chick!

"didn't dragonette play a BV party for cmj recently.."

no they did not. They played the ASCAP party.

Who was the really bad Boston band Moz had open for him a few years back?

I mean, there's a long list of fun and relevant openers who would love that spot....

Secret revealed:
Morrissey has terrible taste in music. Thank god his lyrics are good, because if anyone ever stopped long enough to consider how awful his backing band is, his career would be over.

doors 630
opener 845/ 9
moz 945/1015ish. i was at both shows

jane

Well, Dirty Projectors opened for Jarvis. Though some people like them, from what I gather.

I think Boz has some connection with these chicks? Any mexicans going to the show tonight?

Si.

Morrissey went on at 9 both nights.

>moz 945/1015ish. i was at both shows

>jane

Uh, not sure what shows you were at, but he went on at 9pm on the dot both nights.

Let's all be happy she is off the tour!!!! I've had to endure her over 6 times. Please no more!!!!

Kristeen Young was a way better opener than Phranck was who toured with Morrissey in the early 90's. Kristen met Morrissey through the Tony Visconti connection. Visconti produced KY's record. I think a quite talented performer. Unlike most trendy NY bands today.

Morrissey...well she is an uptight queen.

Anyhow eating meat is murder. How could she make such a rude statement?

Kristeen Young was a way better opener than Phranck was who toured with Morrissey in the early 90's. Kristeen met Morrissey through the Tony Visconti connection. Visconti produced KY's record as he produced Morrissey's latest. Yes her songs are profoundly raw, but she performs with balls. Unlike most trendy NY bands today that have at least 4 sets of testicles in the band.

Morrissey...well she is an uptight queen.

Anyhow eating meat is murder.
How could she make such a rude statement?

"Anyhow eating meat is murder."

Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

tasty tasty bloody murder

Any pisser-offer of Morrissey is a friend of mine.

its girl in a coma

myspace.com/girlsinacoma

Hm. Interesting.

In my humble opinion, Morrhead has always been a whiny turd, whilst KY has forever been fantabulous. But truly, so what? Much too much drama. Besides, I'd prefer to see Young while not surrounded by a few thousand screaming Smiths' Marys.

-we do lack of humor as we get older, don't we?
רולאן בארת.

>Let's all be happy she is off the tour!!!! I've had to endure her over 6 times. Please no more!!!!

5:23 - you really, really, really need a life.

I didn't care for Girl in a Coma at all. In my opinion, just as bad an opener as KY, though the crowd seemed to like them.

You go Moz!

great she is so awful.

Dumb bitch. Leave music to the professionals. Get back in the kitchen or start taking care of the kids.

just how close were they?

People have been complaining that Morrissey is a hypocrite and that his decision to fire her is an act of censorship. If he fired her because she talked about how much she hated the talk about global warming, that could be considered censorship. The bitch flat out insulted him and disrespected him on HIS tour. She's lucky that all that happened was that she got kicked off the tour. She should've gotten her ass KICKED.

She's not worthy of the chance he gave her. She's a talentless wench.

Yeah, if she got her ass KICKED on Morrissey's orders she could have collected millions in damages in a lawsuit and runined his reputation as a peta advocate. She WISHES she got her ass kicked instead of just fired.

hahah ASCAP party just sounds funny. also, i could not be happier about kristeen young. this is like a dream.

"The bitch flat out insulted him and disrespected him on HIS tour."

Maybe saying that he gives good cunnilingus was disrespectful, but insulting (as long as it wasn't said sarcastically, which it wasn't)? You need to take Morrissey's dick out of your mouth.

"...runined his reputation as a peta advocate."

Who says animal lovers necessarily give a rat's ass about their fellow humans? In fact, Morrissey seems to value the well being of animals more than that of humans who don't share his views on animal rights.

yesss, girl in a coma rainbow fest 2004? austin tx classroom epic slice angle of destructive sweetness

oh, come on...cunnilingus is like the sweetest sexiest act on the planet, how is it insulting to say the word, crIminy.

"You need to take Morrissey's dick out of your mouth."

I can't - you're too busy giving him cunnilingus. You seem to be obsessed with it.

waut a second... Morrissey is gay?

According to "F You 'I Hate Morrissey Fans'," Morrissey's a transvestite, since he is capable of receiving cunnilingus.

According to "I hate Morrissey fans," transvestite is now synonymous with transsexual.

Morrissey Rocks plain and simple !!!

"Yeah, if she got her ass KICKED on Morrissey's orders she could have collected millions in damages in a lawsuit and runined his reputation as a peta advocate. She WISHES she got her ass kicked instead of just fired."

OMG, you deserve a spot on the Supreme Court! This is brilliant!

I was at the show. She was alright as a performer, but her political comments between songs were so sophmoric and pathetic...and she knew it too...so she tried to dig herself out of the hole by making more comments, each becoming more inane than the one preceeding it and. I think she said the cunninglingus/head comment in hopes that the audience would shock us into forgetting what a fucking ignorant moron she is.

ali, if you don't like her politics, you must not like Morrissey's, either.

what's wrong with not liking Morrissey's politics?

This is not surprising to most people. She had this coming to her for a long time now.
I have known Kristeen since 1992. She has had many break downs and irrational behaviors.
Great singer and a beautiful person but very unstable.
People do not realize how intense and mental she really is.
I guess her terrible childhood and abusive relationships are finally catching up with her.

^^^^
Keep it to yourself, jerk.

I just noticed that in response to this comment of mine:

According to "F You 'I Hate Morrissey Fans'," Morrissey's a transvestite, since he is capable of receiving cunnilingus.

Some dumbass named Steve posted this idiotic comment:

According to "I hate Morrissey fans," transvestite is now synonymous with transsexual.

That's not what I meant, fuckface. Try to follow:

If Morrissey is capable of receiving cunnilingus, "he" has a vagina.

If "he" has a vagina, "he" is woman.

"He" dresses in men's clothing, so if "he" is a woman, "he" is a transvestite.

Fool.