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Ike Turner

US musician Ike Turner, the former husband of Tina Turner, has died at the age of 76.
He died at his home near San Diego, California. There was no immediate word on the cause of death.

He rose to fame in the 1960s, and is best remembered for his musical partnership and stormy marriage with Tina Turner. He abused her, but somewhat rehabilitated his image in his later years, winning a Grammy in 2007. [BBC]

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Comments (119)

Looks like he'll be beating women with the angels now. They don't bruise where your going!

Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2007 5:04 PM

He'll be a social worker living in Heaven's West Village for eternity.

Posted by DamnitpeopleWakeup | December 12, 2007 5:09 PM

He's in his mind's eye of hell: not beating women.

Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2007 5:21 PM

Remember: For better or worse, if it weren't for Ike, there would be no Tina (at least as we know her).

Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2007 5:54 PM

"beating motherfuckers like ike beat tina"

Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2007 6:02 PM

anon 5:54 - are you freakin kiddin us?

actually, you are right. it is better (for us) that we have tina; even if she had to get beat down to make her what she is. she, her family and friends would probably all agree.

WOW!!!

Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2007 6:07 PM

Of all the great catalog to choose from, excellent song choice to memorialize Ike.

Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2007 6:19 PM

omg i just saw this and i truly am sad.
For all you stupid motherfuckers out there posting about beating Tina you really are showing how fucking moronic you are.
The story that came out was a one sided tale. It came mostly from the book I, Tina, which was Tina's story as told to Kurt Loder. Now, with any domestic situation we all know there is her story, there is his story and then somewhere in the middle is the truth.
Was Ike guilty of some form of violence against Tina. Yes of course he was. Was it to the level of monster portrayed by Tina. Doubtful. I am not condoning his actions in any way but saying none of us except for those 2 know exactly what went down. And of course the excuse that Ike was very heavily into drugs at this time coupled with the huge pressure the business of making hits in the music industry can bring does not mitigate it any less. But those factors were there.
Unfortunately this will be Ike's epitaph and that is truly truly a horrible thing. Ike never fully got to tell his side of the story because no one would listen.
What people also need to know about this man is the fact that he created what is pretty much considered the first rock n roll record(Rocket 88). His Kings of Rhythm were probably the first rock n roll band and boy could they smoke. He was one of the greatest guitarists ever. Ask just about any noted guitar player and they will tell you that. Not a bad piano player either. I remember talking to another amazing guitar player, Robert Quine, on the street one day about Ike. Robert was a collector of anything Ike recorded. He told me he would sit in his apt for hours trying to play to Ike's records.
I suggest anyone who loves music, go find some Kings of Rhythm recordings before he got with Tina or when she first joined the group to hear the talent this man embodied.
Ike deserves scorn for his later actions with Tina but it makes me angry when people only see and define this man with the words wife beater. Again, no one knows what really happened or to the extent of it. It was a terrible situation for everyone involved but there was much much more to this music legend.

R.I.P Ike.

Posted by Anonymous | December 12, 2007 7:32 PM

he was a wife beater so. i'm over it.

Posted by Mandy | December 13, 2007 2:14 AM

Mandy, you are a fucking idiot and probably have zero talent so. go to hell

Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2007 4:11 AM

Critics hailed Ike & Turner's songs as "smash hits" and "knockouts".

Posted by Crosseyed Sniper | December 13, 2007 4:14 AM

remember when he had a cameo on Mad TV?

Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2007 7:51 AM

Oh, Kevin Nealon, I'm sorry! I didn't want this to happen again! I mean, I'll give you anything you want, baby, just.. anything you want..

Posted by tim meadows | December 13, 2007 10:50 AM

Ike! you talented wifebeater. Next time Ikey, don't beat the wife you are trying to make famous. She will tell, write books, etc. Beat a wife who isn't famous, who won't write books, whom no one will believe or care about. You'll be better off as an artist and you won't lose so much respect. Tell satan i said hi and i'll see you both soon.

xoxo

Posted by jkasdghfk | December 13, 2007 11:15 AM

^^^^^^And the fuckwits continue to come out of the woodwork on this one.

Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2007 11:55 AM

don't call me fuckwit, whitey.

Posted by blew mah goo | December 13, 2007 12:58 PM

no mercy. see ya ike. way to destroy a legacy.

Posted by Anonymous | December 13, 2007 4:10 PM

"Was it to the level of monster portrayed by Tina. Doubtful"

Yeah, Tina Turner grossly exaggerated or better yet, she made it all up.

"I am not condoning his actions in any way but saying none of us except for those 2 know exactly what went down."

Ike Turner made himself the poster boy for domestic abuse.

"Ike never fully got to tell his side of the story because no one would listen."

Oh poor, poor Ike.

Posted by mamasaidknockuout | December 13, 2007 7:08 PM

love that... looks like he will be beating women with the angles now... LOL

Posted by rinam7000 | December 13, 2007 7:34 PM

love that... looks like ike turner will be beating women with the angels now... lol

Posted by rinam7000 | December 13, 2007 7:37 PM

Some would say Ike moulded Tina into shape, others would say that he whipped her into shape.

Posted by Music Lyrics | December 13, 2007 8:02 PM

i am pissed. ike turner was working on an album with Danger Mouse and the Black keys last i heard. i'm sure we'll never anything that came of that, if anything did. now nothing cool like that will happen for god knows how long

Posted by Chris | December 13, 2007 11:44 PM

""Was it to the level of monster portrayed by Tina. Doubtful"

Yeah, Tina Turner grossly exaggerated or better yet, she made it all up.


Posted by mamasaidknockuout | December 13, 2007 7:08 PM"


Another ignorant moron posting. Lot of holier than thou persons commenting on this. Claiming to know what happened between Tina and Ike. I mean cause certainly in history, women have never been known to exaggerate things. I mean it never happens ever. And of course the saying "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned" came about just cause it sounded cool. You dumb shithead.


And yeah I think Ike had done much of the recording with the Black Keys already so hopefully that will see the light of day.

Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2007 12:46 AM

"Turner has attributed many problems off the stage to his drug and alcohol addiction and INTENSE use of cocaine, resulting in his abusive behavior and relationship with his wife and children."


" ...in his 2001 autobiography Ike admitted, "Sure, I've slapped Tina... There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I never beat her."

Abusers never think it was THAT bad.

Punching someone to the ground and beating are two totally different things. Punching a woman to the ground means what, 10 blows?, a beating is a few hours of non stop hitting? Oh, and if she fights back she's clearly into it. Control, control, control.

Ike is only lucky he didn't go out like Phil Spector.
R.I.P. controlling abuser, I mean Ike.

Posted by kbjklzc | December 14, 2007 1:44 PM

Ike DID get to tell his side of the story, actually. Didn't you read his book? "Takin' Back My Name"? Where he admits that YES, he actually did beat up Tina. Great music can happen to bad people, you know.

his music in the 1950s remains brilliant, groundbreaking, largely still unheard.

light a candle for Laurence Fishburne, who stopped getting leading-man roles right about the time he played Ike.

Posted by I Idolize You | December 14, 2007 1:56 PM

to the 2 idiots who just posted above. Yes of course i have read Ike's book you knuckleheads. Not many people did though. It did not get any press. It did not get made into a feature film. The man never got the ability to truly have his side heard. Plus no one is denying, including him, that he ever hit Tina. His claim is that it was not to the level that she said it was. So why is she telling the truth and he is not???? Does anyone say he should not recieve scorn for any of this???? No but his life should not be defined by this. It was a crazy period in his life and we all make mistakes. I am sure most of the people calling him wife beater have done some pretty low down things themselves.

Its sort of sad because it probably causes many people to not explore his music and see how amazing it was. By the way, it was not just his music in the 1950's that was brilliant. Check out his 70's work after Tina including his recordings with "The Family Vibes"

Oh and Laurence Fishburne's career was not reduced as a result of his playing Ike. In fact he was nominated for an Oscar for that role which usually boosts an actors status. Other factors were involved in this not happening.

Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2007 2:13 PM

New York Post Headline 12.13.07: Ike 'Beats' Tina to Death

Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2007 2:23 PM

To the pile of crap that posted above (2:13p). I don't even know what this conversation or posting is about but I can tell by your lousy attitude that you are the one who is wrong here. This is my first posting here and I hope it will be my last one having to point out your lack of basic human evolution. There's an underside of a rock waiting for you. Time to go back.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 14, 2007 2:31 PM

Yeah well we all know the NY Post is clearly known for their informative and well written journalism. Its not a muck raking yellow rag

Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2007 2:32 PM

"New York Post Headline 12.13.07: Ike 'Beats' Tina to Death"

LOL oh snap...


Posted by kbjklzc | December 14, 2007 4:30 PM

Clearly the comments made on here from the youth of today, like poster kbjklzc, show why the rest of the world laughs at us and says we are stupid. It amazes me that a probable 3rd grade dropout found a way to turn on a computer.

Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2007 7:43 PM

"Come over here Jesus, I never done you wrong. It's okay, it's cool... You know I love you... [GRABS HIPPIE HAIR ON JESUS] Now you let me into those pearly gates or we're going to see about that cross nailing again..."

Posted by Jack | December 14, 2007 8:19 PM

"Come over here Jesus, I never done you wrong. It's okay, it's cool... You know I love you... [GRABS HIPPIE HAIR ON JESUS] Now you let me into those pearly gates or we're going to see about that cross nailing again..."

Posted by Jack | December 14, 2007 8:20 PM

^^^^ At least make it funny, Jack. Would be easier to digest your complete idiocy. That was lame.

Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2007 8:55 PM

To the idiot who's calling people motherfuckers for only believing Tina's side of the story? Listen, you idiot! Ike DID write his own book in response. He also gave numerous interviews to attempt to fix his screwed up image. Google it if you don't believe me.
In one interview, he actually had the gall to admit to slapping Tina around and knocking her to the ground a few times when he "wasn't thinking," but he didn't consider that beating her and in fact, said he did no more to Tina than he would be comfortable having done to his own mother if the circumstances were the same! He's even said that he didn't beat Tina...she beat him!

Why the HELL didn't Ike ever sue Tina for slander if what she said was a lie?

The most pitiful thing about this is that in a 100 years no one will remember that he was a creepy wife-beater and a jerk. People will only look at the fact that he recorded the first rock 'n' roll album and was a musical pioneer. His musical legacy will overshadow his personal life. It's a pity he wasn't a decent enough human being to enjoy those accolades during his lifetime. He shouldn't have been such an egotist...we're a pretty forgiving society. If he'd fessed up and said that he did that shit to Tina while drugged-up and/or drunk or that he'd learned his lesson and asked for forgiveness? Tina might not have forgiven him, but most of society would have.

So, to the idiot who called us motherfuckers for not listening to Ike's side? I have read Ike's side and he was still a wife-beating creepy egomaniac.

Posted by Lala | December 14, 2007 9:34 PM

Lala,
you are a stupid motherfucking imbicile. How bout that. Your points are worthless because they say the same thing over and over again that has been said. And guess what, the people on here defending Ike have never said he didnt hit Tina, have never said he did not write a book and tried to have his side heard. Why dont you actually read the comments you fucking shithead and then maybe you wont sound like such a dumbass. And by the way uf you had read his book or listen to his interviews he gave, he apologized for his actions over and over. Is there something wrong with him trying to defend himself or saying what his actions were did not rise to the level of what Tina said. My god, the man never claimed to being an angel. It was a crazy period in his life. He was wacked out on drugs and business pressures and did things he has apologized for. Are you so fucking perfect that you have never done anything you regretted. And so its ok for Tina to say he beat her but when he says she hit him that is wrong? Creepy wife beater and jerk huh? So you knew the man personally enough to say this? Because most people who actually knew Ike claim the opposite.
And please, that argument of why did he not sue Tina for slander is ridiculous. He readily admitted they had fights and he hit her. So what would he sue for schmuck?
Finally, you are wrong about what he will be known for in 100 years. He will always be known first and foremost as being a wife beater precisely because of nimrods like yourself.

Posted by Anonymous | December 14, 2007 10:37 PM

It is funny because it's true.

Posted by Jack | December 14, 2007 11:45 PM

and only a complete dummy like yourself jack would think that

Posted by Anonymous | December 15, 2007 1:30 AM

Man hits a woman more than once he deserves all the scorn in the world.

Period.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 15, 2007 8:34 AM

Insulting me isn't going to change the facts of Ike's life, what he made of himself: and abuser and control freak. Incredibly talented?yes, but a wifebeater nonetheless. Sorry dude. It is what it is.

"He will always be known first and foremost as being a wife beater precisely because of nimrods like yourself"

Nimrons like himself.

If people didn't listen to his side as you say, that was his karma to deal with. Remember the saying "living well is the best revenge?" It seems that's what Tina did. Oh and by the way Ike was not only an abuser and drug addict, he was also a felon.
He did all of this to himself.

By the way you sound really angry, let go gently...yeah...there there..no one is insulting you. Why don't you write a book about something?


Posted by kbjklzc | December 15, 2007 12:04 PM

What's hilarious is how the majority of people defending Ike Turner are anonymous and in MORE denial about his behavior than even he was. At least Ike was honest. An abusive asshole, but honest.

Also, I love how when men in relationships act like jerks, someone will ALWAYS say "But he's a good guy..." Yeah, he beat her, destroyed her to an extent and kept her down, but he's a "good guy".

Posted by Jack | December 15, 2007 12:42 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
i love how the Jack and the other moron now want to try and look more "educated" after making really idiotic posts left and right. Too funny you schmucks.

"Insulting me isn't going to change the facts of Ike's life, what he made of himself: and abuser and control freak."

Having trouble responding to sentences that do not make sense but you seem to have known Ike personally to call him an abuser and control freak?
I guess its the same as someone calling you a fucking idiot and fool but i guess that is the life you made for yourself

"Nimrons like himself"

What is a nimron??

"Oh and by the way Ike was not only an abuser and drug addict, he was also a felon."

I assume when you say felon you are referring to his Tax troubles. Funny i do not see you or any of the others up until now calling him tax cheat. Why not? Could it be because "wife beater" is so much more fun.

"By the way you sound really angry"

Who does? Which anon poster?

"in MORE denial about his behavior than even he wa"

Where is this? Seems to me all the pro Ike comments clearly acknowledge the bad things he did

"An abusive asshole, but honest"

Again, you knew him personally to say this?

"Also, I love how when men in relationships act like jerks, someone will ALWAYS say "But he's a good guy..." Yeah, he beat her, destroyed her to an extent and kept her down, but he's a "good guy".

This does not really deserve a response it is such a dumb statement. Yes every person who makes a mistake in their lives are terrible awful people who deserve to rot in hell. Once again the logic and exaggerated statements of a really stupid person.

"Man hits a woman more than once he deserves all the scorn in the world.

Period."

Spoken like a true bitch and probably someone that has hit a woman many times.

Posted by Anonymous | December 15, 2007 1:53 PM

So anonymous defender of wife beaters*, why so anonymous?

* Technically Ike and Tina were never married, so part of his denial of being a wife beater was denying the "wife" part. He might have been a neighbor slapper.

Posted by Jack | December 15, 2007 2:11 PM

I'd say you've beat this whole issue to death.

Posted by greg | December 15, 2007 2:20 PM

"you seem to have known Ike personally to call him an abuser and control freak?"

-Abusing (hitting, psychological abuse, etc) someone so close like a spouse "for no reason, without thinking" is about control, hence the "abuser" and "control freak".

"I assume when you say felon you are referring to his Tax troubles."

-OH! TAX ISSUES TOO! I didn't even know that...but i am not surprised

-" In the mid-1980s, Turner suffered a brush with the law when he was convicted of drug-related charges and sentenced to several years in a California state prison."


Man, Ike Turner sure was a winner of a human being. Talented, brilliant, prodigious. Let's keep worshipping these talented people. Everyone defending Ike Turner seem as angry and abusive (unnecessary name calling) as him. Makes sense.


"I'd say you've beat this whole issue to death."

WORDUP! hahah

And on that note...Peace out Ike, try not to beat anyone
on the way.

Buhbye.


Posted by kbjklzc | December 15, 2007 2:45 PM

"So anonymous defender of wife beaters*, why so anonymous?"

Which anon poster are you referring to? Who is defending wife beaters? I don't see anyone defending his actions just stating the obvious which is he should not be defined by it but it seems to me there are basically only 2 fuckheads on here who cannot seem to understand that. I would bet my money on the fact that these 2 are not the most perfect individuals either.

"* Technically Ike and Tina were never married, so part of his denial of being a wife beater was denying the "wife" part. He might have been a neighbor slapper."

Never been proven that they were not officially married. A court seemed to think so as it granted Tina a divorce. So i guess technically they were married so that refutes another of your dumb posts in an attempt to be funny(which again you are not)

"-Abusing (hitting, psychological abuse, etc) someone so close like a spouse "for no reason, without thinking" is about control, hence the "abuser" and "control freak"."

Thank you Baby Freud for your deep psychological analysis. If you actually knew anything about psych you would know that there can be other factors that contribute to these actions. Again , you do not know the man or the situation so you cannot say anything but you certainly can talk out of your ass which you have been doing a great job of.

"-" In the mid-1980s, Turner suffered a brush with the law when he was convicted of drug-related charges and sentenced to several years in a California state prison.""

Was already stated above by a number of posters that Ike had drug problems. But of course every single person whose had drug problems are evil awful people.

"Man, Ike Turner sure was a winner of a human being. Talented, brilliant, prodigious. Let's keep worshipping these talented people"

Well we know one thing is for sure and that is he certainly had much more talent than you will ever have. He certainly has had much more of an impact on music and culture in this world than you will ever have. So i can easily see how you feel the need to denigrate him as it probably makes you feel better for having such a pathetic life that will amount to nothing.

Posted by Anonymous | December 15, 2007 4:33 PM

The post above should be discredited since this person has no idea who all these posters are therefore he/she shouldn't make up his/her own assumptions about what they do or don't do.

Judgemental asshole.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 15, 2007 5:18 PM

^^^^^^^ Hah, This coming from a turd calling himself "The perfect speciman" Some credibility you have.

Posted by Anonymous | December 15, 2007 6:39 PM

Shut the fuck up you anonymous baby before I slap you with a gold record!

Posted by Ike Turner | December 15, 2007 7:11 PM

I have lots of credibility. I'd love to share my perfect speciman samples all over your face.

You got nothin

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 15, 2007 8:01 PM

"Shut the fuck up you anonymous baby before I slap you with a gold record!

Posted by Ike Turner | December 15, 2007 7:11 PM"

Wow now look who is getting angry. But thank you turd for posting a link to Ike's website so people can in fact see what this man was really about. Thanks for helping me make my point you unbelievable moron.

Posted by Anonymous | December 15, 2007 8:03 PM

"I have lots of credibility. I'd love to share my perfect speciman samples all over your face.

You got nothin

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 15, 2007 8:01 PM"

About the only things credible about you besides the fact that you are homosexual is that you are incredibly stupid and unimaginative as well.

Posted by Anonymous | December 15, 2007 8:25 PM

LOL @ anonymous who called me a "stupid motherfucking imbicile:"
Dumbass, I've found that when I'm calling someone an imbecile? It's a good idea to SPELL "imbecile" correctly.
If you had ever studied any history, you'd know I'm right.
Hey! Let's play a history game, dummy.
C'mon...it'll be fun!

Guess who this is:
He married his second cousin and had seven kids. That wife passed away and he married another woman who gave him thirteen kids.
During his life, his music wasn't popular. So, he supported himself by tinkling the ivories.
People during his time thought his music sucked. His kids' music was more popular than their daddy's.
That's Johann Sebastian Bach

Guess who this is:
He started off life being named for a brother who died a year before he was born.
He worked for a firm of artists, then a teacher, and then a missionary in coal mining country.
He was quoted as saying that he "wanted to preach the gospel everywhere."
Preaching wasn't for this guy though: he flunked out of seminary school and then couldn't even pass a 3-month Protestant course.
He went loopy after that and ended up moving back home with his parents where he fell in love with his much older first cousin who already had a kid. She refused to marry him and he went so batshit that he even held his own hand in a flame and burned it in an attempt to get her to see him.
He REALLY pissed his family off when he took up with an alcoholic prostitute that already had an illegitimate 5-year old and was knocked up again. Surprise, surprise: he ended up with gonorhhea and ended up being treated for it for over three months. The prostitute commited suicide by drowning herself 14 years after "our boy" passed away.
After leaving the pross, our fella moved back home with his mom and dad.
He was going to marry another older woman, but both their families nixed the idea. The woman tried to kill herself with stychnine. They didn't marry.
He hired models in the village and evidently knocked one of them up. The parish priest forbid any of the villagers from modeling for him anymore.
He ended up destitute again and lived off of bread, coffee, and tobacco. His teeth starting falling out from lack of nutrition.
His brother kept having to bail him out and support him.
He started drinking absinthe and ended up with another STD: syphilis.
His brother tried to live with him to take care of him better, but it turned to shit. They made up, but split up because they couldn't live together.
He ended up "friends" with another artist who is now very popular. They lived together and painted together, but that didn't work out so well either: our fella stalked the other guy with a razor and then cut off a hunk of his own ear and gave it to a local whore, telling her to "keep this object carefully."
His artist "buddy" ran for the hills and never saw our guy again.
Our guy had himself committed to an asylum. He stayed for a year.
He said the shrink he ended up with after his release was nuttier than he was.
He became more depressed and ended up walking into a field and shot himself in the chest with a revolver. The poor bastard didn't die right away. He walked himself back home and it took him two days to die.
His final words: "the sadness will last forever."
Who's this freak?

Vincent van Gogh
(p.s. the other popular artist friend was Gaugin.)

That shit isn't common knowledge about those artists. All we know is: Bach=classical composer almost beyond compare and van Gogh=I'd give my right fucking arm for one of his paintings so I could live the gravy life from now on.

100 fucking years from now, they'll be able to scrounge around for what kind of an asshole creep Ike was if they want to, but the main thing they'll know is that he is credited with the first rock 'n' roll album, he had a connection to Sun Records, and all the rest.

The thing is, most people are too damned lazy to go looking for the in-depth shit about anyone. That's never going to change.

Relax, anonymous dumbass----Ike's rep gonna be okay now! Your ass and my ass ain't gonna be around to see it, but it's gon' be okay.

Call me an "imbicile" again, dickhead. I'll come right back at you.

Posted by Lala | December 15, 2007 8:29 PM

"About the only things credible about you besides the fact you are a homosexual is that you are incredibly stupid and unimaginative as well."

Unimaginative? Oh, you mean like not having the brain capacity to come up with a name you have to be "Anonymous."

Pot-calling-the-kettle-black-homophobic- dipshit.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 15, 2007 8:48 PM

OK first let us take on Lala. Listen you dumb motherfucking piece of shit. Just because you can go to wikipedia and find out some information and post it long winded does not make you smart. I won't even bother to go through the whole thing to point out the many many spelling errors that you made to tit for tat you on your idiocy. But let us take on the point you were trying to make which is 100 years from now what Ike will or will not be known for. Ya know what it is ridiculous to even argue that. I think the anon posters in support of Ike were discussing his legacy and what he is known for now. Who knows what 100 years from now will be known about the man. You don't know and I don't know. And your long winded rant proved nothing. Just because these things about Bach and Van Gogh are not common knowledge now does not mean that Ike will be given the same treatment 100 years from now. Yes people are lazy that is obvious. But to compare the times then and the times now and the times in the future can never be done. And honestly, should we as people in the present not try to help show the whole picture of an artist in today's world instead of throwing our hands up and saying "well in the future it will be different" Sorry, H.G. Wells, I will let you ride your time machine and predict the future. And yes you are still a fucking IMBECILE.

Now as for The Perfect Speciman, oh go away already you fucking stupid halfwit. Yes you came up with a name. It tells us nothing about you the same way Anon tells us nothing. And frankly with the comments you have made you probably should have stayed anon.But just to once again point out how fucking dumb you truly are. Since when did calling you homosexual(which you are) make someone a homophobe? I believe that was just stating an obvious fact.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2007 1:34 AM

did you here that ike turner dead?

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sent from my super christ. my fucking super christ.

no more taco time ever.

Posted by Taco Time for Mom & Dad | December 16, 2007 2:22 AM

aww taco time is the best time
when else can
i
have tacos

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2007 3:48 AM

1:34 am "Ok first let us take on....."

"Us?" You mean there's an entire group of you scholars loose out there? I don't know who's helping you write all this but I think its time to fire your editor. Now its obvious that you and that brain trust that you're running don't have a life because you're on your computer at 1:34 am on a Saturday night otherwise you'd be out on the town living out your anonymous homoerotic fantasies you've kept in the closet. A topic that seems to interest you greatly seeing that you revisit the subject again and again in your posts.

Tell your team of writers to take the night off, they've been helping you spit the rantings of the mentally challenged and need time to recharge.

Also, take the box of kleenex away from your computer keyboard and go outside and be free to experience those suppressed desires you are harboring.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 10:12 AM

"1:34 am "Ok first let us take on....."

"Us?" You mean there's an entire group of you scholars loose out there? I don't know who's helping you write all this but I think its time to fire your editor. Now its obvious that you and that brain trust that you're running don't have a life because you're on your computer at 1:34 am on a Saturday night otherwise you'd be out on the town living out your anonymous homoerotic fantasies you've kept in the closet. A topic that seems to interest you greatly seeing that you revisit the subject again and again in your posts.

Tell your team of writers to take the night off, they've been helping you spit the rantings of the mentally challenged and need time to recharge.

Also, take the box of kleenex away from your computer keyboard and go outside and be free to experience those suppressed desires you are harboring.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 10:12 AM"


Not that this PERFECT IDIOT even deserves a response to that little angry diatribe which made no sense but to just laugh at him once again a little bit.
Wow,you made posts yesterday at 5 then 8 then 848am and now again at 10am. Yeah your life is a real party. Of course your puny little mind could not get around the fact that maybe some people go out LATE NIGHT. Oh yeah you just don't understand that cause you have ZERO life. And wait before you called the anon poster homophobic and now you call them homoerotic and they revist this topic again and again. Hmm seems like it was mentioned twice as a response to something you said.
As stated above before. Go Away turd. You are way out of your league. Although feel free to comment again only to be made to look like a fool once again.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2007 1:16 PM

Dumbass anon, I can see that you also haven't grasped the concept of punctuation. Heh.

Come on, dumbass! It was FUNNY that you called me an imbecile and misspelled it! Fess up, dumbass: you really thought it was spelled "imbicile." Didn't you? Oh, good times! I just had another chuckle over that one...

Of course I refreshed my memory by going to wikipedia, but I studied art history in college and knew where to look for my artistic example. I also knew that I wanted to reference Bach because I remembered being shocked that his music wasn't popular during his lifetime.

I happen to study history and know that history tends to forgive a person's personal life and focuses on their achievements. Besides, anonymous dumbass, your high school history book isn't going to print all the gory details of a messed-up personal life. That would be too much fun.

Now to the only part of your profane tirade against me that was actually an argument in defense of Ike. Of course we can compare current day to a 100 years ago or 500 years ago or a 1000 years ago. What?! That's madness! We can literally compare ourselves to ANY time in history since the time of recorded history OR even compare ourselves to the cave-dwellers if we like. Our surroundings are very different, but people are pretty much the same through the ages.

Dumbass, don't sell Ike's future rep short. Have some faith in Ike's rep! Don't give up on Ike or people in the future putting Ike on a musical pedastal!

People in the future aren't going to give a rat's ass whether Ike used Tina as a human punching bag. They're only going to want to do a search for "first rock 'n' roll album ever recorded" or "musical artist associated with Sun Records," etc.

*** "And honestly, should we as people in the present not try to help show the whole picture of an artist in today's world instead of throwing our hands up and saying "well in the future it will be different"

Wow. Sniff. Sniff. I got all misty-eyed when I read this part. You CARE, dumbass. You really care.


Let me address your heartfelt plea for us to CARE, too. Some of us don't feel like singing the praises of Ike Turner because we are aware of his unremorseful attitude toward his barbaric treatment of his ex-wife. (By the way, is it true that Ike's widow reached out to Tina and asked Tina to forgive him and also alluded that she went through some of the same abuse shit with him? I read that on a blog somewhere, but wasn't sure if it had been authenticated...) It's our right to not ignore what we know about his personal life. It's also your right to defend Ike's reputation by basically telling us to forget that he was a wife-beater. It's your right to call us dumb motherfucking pieces of shit, "imbiciles," and homosexuals because we have the gall to say we don't want to worship Ike. I think Ike would be proud.

I don't know what else I have to do to make you feel better, anon dumbass. I've tried to give you hope that people in the future will think of Ike in a good way without having to know the pesky details of his personal life. You can't have everything, dumbass. Isn't it enough to know that Ike will be okay in the future?

Use your imagination to dream of a world where Ike will be worshipped and adored!
Why, dare I type this?
NO!
I might jinx it, but I cannot stop myself.
YES!
I'm going to type it!
I am!
I predict that Ike will become a Rock God! Egads!

To infinity and beeeeeeeyond!

Damn. You seem tense, dumbass. Why don't you wipe some of the spittle off your monitor, lube your hand up and go to town?

Posted by Lala | December 16, 2007 3:39 PM

You guys suck. Stop arguing about nothing - it's making you both look petty and childish.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2007 4:10 PM

I am sorry but someone again has to respond to Lala the bitter fucking moron all hurt and shit that they got called out on a message board. Hahaha they are so angry that they have to declare how they were a history major after they got outed as having stolen their whole diatribe from wikipedia. Too fucking funny. What a shit fer brains. I seriously doubt this fuckhead is a major in anything especially not history. Plus as stated before above, moron, you had a ton of spelling errors in that little rant of yours. Yet you sit there and claim you are laughing like a hyena when the person calling you out had ONE!!!!!. Damn, looks like it is time for the mental ward for this piece of shit. You really need to calm down. Look how many times they typed dumbass. Hahaha they are livid. I am sure it has not been the first time you have been called a motherfucking piece of shit and a moron.
Not gonna give them too much attention anymore since Lala seems to be on an island all by themselves. Do not see anyone backing up this dumdum. But once again, no time traveler, you cannot compare times when considering how someone will be treated in the future as opposed to how someone from the past is treated now. That is just ridiculous but keep trying to make your point.
And again as stated above numerous times, Ike apologized over and over for his treatment of Tina. He as well claimed that his actions did not reach the level claimed by Tina. And frankly the 2 of them are the only ones who will ever know what the real truth is. Oh wait, H.G. Wells Lala with their time machine might be able to tell exactly what happened.And no That did not happen with Ike's widow.Nice try.
Anyway, nice try Lala schmuck to turn it around. Failed again.
A word of advice dope, when you create a rant calling someone dumbass at least 10 times it is pretty clear who the tense, angry person is.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2007 4:31 PM

Actually, I hope this keeps going. Anon or Anons are making these 4 posters nuts, angry and crazy. It is pretty funny to watch. And good for Anon(s) because they do seem a little ignorant.

Posted by The Blessed Spirit of Ike | December 16, 2007 4:36 PM

1:16pm. Well, I see you've learned to count. Congradulations on executing your mastery of basic math. I'm sure it will help you when giving a customer their correct change back.

"Feel free to comment again only to be made a fool once again."

Wow, you mean kinda like using the same word twice in one sentence? "Again." Yeah, only a fool would do that.

3:39p is right. You clearly are a dumbass. And if I don't "deserve a response" as you say, then don't respond. Otherwise strap your helmet on and empty out your drool cup. The short bus is about to pick you up.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 4:45 PM

Actually, I hope this keeps going. Perfect spec and Lala are making this 1 poster nuts, angry and crazy. It is pretty funny to watch. And good for Perfect spec because Anon does seem a little ignorant.

Posted by Not the perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 4:57 PM

"Congradulations"

???????

"Wow, you mean kinda like using the same word twice in one sentence? "Again." Yeah, only a fool would do that."

?????????????

"Actually, I hope this keeps going. Perfect spec and Lala are making this 1 poster nuts, angry and crazy. It is pretty funny to watch. And good for Perfect spec because Anon does seem a little ignorant.

Posted by Not the perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 4:57 PM"


Absolutely pathetic Perfect Idiot. You can add Paranoia to that stellar list of adjectives you already possess. Seriously dude, when you are so nervous that someone else calls you out for what you are that you have to do this it becomes time for you to find another hobby. But i agree you are without a doubt not the perfect speciman. Just go away turd,


Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2007 5:23 PM

Ummm perfect whatever you think are, if that comment that you made above was an attempt to say that I am the same person or persons as Anon(s) I really feel sorry for you. Plus I am sure Brooklyn Vegan can let you know by my IP address that I am not any of these people. The comment though did sort of reinforce exactly what I was saying. Just wanted to clear that up. Continue the festivities.

Posted by The Blessed Spirit of Ike | December 16, 2007 5:43 PM

5:43. Who's saying that? The guilty just revealed themselves.

Apparently I do deserve a response since you continually humor me with your replies. Guess you can't stick to your guns.

Is it in your capacity to come up with any other insults besides "turd?" Did that dim light bulb above your head finally go out?
Blow the dust off your thesaurus and hit yourself over the head with it. Maybe then you'll come up with something a little more creative than a word you learned in pre- school (your last level of education). In order to sink to your level I shall refer to you as a silly boogerhead.

I think its time for your nap. Run along.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 6:47 PM

"5:43. Who's saying that? The guilty just revealed themselves.

Apparently I do deserve a response since you continually humor me with your replies. Guess you can't stick to your guns.

Is it in your capacity to come up with any other insults besides "turd?" Did that dim light bulb above your head finally go out?
Blow the dust off your thesaurus and hit yourself over the head with it. Maybe then you'll come up with something a little more creative than a word you learned in pre- school (your last level of education). In order to sink to your level I shall refer to you as a silly boogerhead.

I think its time for your nap. Run along.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 6:47 PM"


So says the dipshit whose only insult is calling someone a dumbass. The pot calling the kettle charcoal i would say. Haha the turd is out of his crazy mind. Paranoia and anger has got him by the throat.

Posted by Anonymous | December 16, 2007 9:25 PM

Umm. I believe Lala was the one who overused the word "dumbass."

Stay focused. Its ok, I know you have school tomm and you have to get up early. Just make sure that you have your Hello Kitty lunch box packed and that you've studied for your coloring test tommorow. You have a big day ahead of you so you shouldn't get too burned out tonight.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 10:05 PM

Dumbass, you don't have to be a history major to study history. I'm a brain surgeon, a fairy princess, prime minister of Great Britain, and an archangel. You're damned lucky I have time to set you straight!

It's actually none of your business what I do or what my major was in college. Let's just say that I'm comfortable and happy and leave it at that. ;)

Perfect Speciman is absolutely correct that I am the one who keeps calling the dumbass "dumbass." It just seems to suit him for some reason... Heh.

I went back over my first post and I meant to misspell all the words except for strychine. I did typo that, but I'll give it to you that it was misspelled. Lighten up, dumbass. You know it's ironic and funny when someone is calling someone else dumb and misspells the word they're using to call that person dumb. It's just so funny! (I can see you don't understand sarcasm either.)

Why don't you go back over my posts and point out the words that I've misspelled. It'll give you something productive to do and maybe that will calm you down since it's obvious that you didn't go fuck yourself like I suggested in my last post. If you had? You'd be in a better mood and would be thanking me for the suggestion.

It would be so easy for you to see that I'm correct in saying that people throughout history are first known for their accomplishments and only if you dig deeper do you find out about their personal lives. Just like I love paintings and etchings by Albrecht Durer and don't give a damn what his personal life was all about: people in the future are going to go looking for things that are going to lead them to Ike Turner. They'll listen to his music and probably love it. They're not going to give a flying fuck that he beat Tina. It's just human nature to dismiss things like that when they are so far removed from our lifetime.

Ike's shit isn't removed from our lifetime. We're all aware of it. Sorry! I don't think I'll be scheduling a hynosis session to remove what I know about Ike...

You keep saying that Ike apologized over and over...from everything I've read or seen from his interviews, he never seemed sincere and I'm not alone in not believing his pathetic apologies.

By the way, found this on Yahoo and People news:


Ike Turner's widow asks Tina to 'forgive' him


However, Jeanette Turner said: " I know that she was hurt. But there’s something called forgiveness and I know Ike really forgave himself, which is really hard to do."

She added: "I’m not defending what he did. I’m not saying he didn’t do what he did when he was with Tina or me. But he was a human being. And being all of that, he’s still a childlike person--pure and a good person always willing to help people."


*** Seems he beat this wife, too. Also, raise your hand if you think it was hard for Ike Turner to forgive himself. LOL

Here's what People and Yahoo didn't report, but Lee Bailey's EURweb (black entertainment news) did post it because they did the interview with Jeanette Turner and you can listen to the whole interview on their website if you want www.EURweb.com :

After a pause, she said with a chuckle: "He was an asshole too, but, you know, he did it his way. That's all I can say about that."


By the way, People and Yahoo mistakenly say that Jeanette was Ike's widow. She was not. She was another ex-wife. So, "technically" dumbass is correct when he says that did not happen with Ike's widow because she was an EX-wife. Forgive me for repeating what Yahoo and People said and not checking the original source and finding out the whole truth.

But you do see that the statement was made...don't you, dumbass? I wasn't trying to start a rumour.

If I were going to start a rumour in this thread I'd probably go with:
"We have to go easy on dumbass. He was abducted by aliens and they sucked out 2/3's of his brain."

Well, this moronic piece of motherfucking shit is off to Lala-land.

Posted by Lala | December 17, 2007 12:34 AM

"3:39p is right. You clearly are a dumbass. And if I don't "deserve a response" as you say, then don't respond. Otherwise strap your helmet on and empty out your drool cup. The short bus is about to pick you up.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 16, 2007 4:45 PM"

Ahem, perfect idiot what was that you were saying? Look back at your posts. The only real insult you called me was Dumbass. Who said anything about overused but yes in that case you are right. You are not as big of a moron as your buddy Lala the wikipedia scholar hahaha. What was being said was Turd is a far more clever insult than dumbass. Learn to read and we will be fine. I am very focused while you remain an angry paranoid fuckhead but please keep making yourself look like a fool. It is actually pretty hilarious as others have stated. Oh wait, that is right, senor paranoid, they are all me.

Once again to Lala

" I'm a brain surgeon, a fairy princess, prime minister of Great Britain, and an archangel. You're damned lucky I have time to set you straight!"
No lala, as you have clearly stated you are a "moronic piece of motherfucking shit". Finally a statement from one of the morons that actually is a fact.

"It's actually none of your business what I do or what my major was in college. Let's just say that I'm comfortable and happy and leave it at that. ;)"

Who cares what you do, wikipedia scholar and the idea that you even went to college is in serious doubt to many im sure except of course to your buddy Perfect idiot.


"I went back over my first post and I meant to misspell all the words except for strychine. I did typo that, but I'll give it to you that it was misspelled"

Hahaha yeah uh huh.

Now again time traveler, you cannot predict what people in the future will think or come to know. You can keep blowing hot air about it and pick out artists names from wikipedia to "prove" your case but it will never hold water.And by the way, not that it matters but yes while Vincent Van Gogh is known today as an amazing painter whose works are valued highly his eccentricities especially about cutting his ear off is also widely known. Honestly I Hope your little prediction will come true though so most people in the future will not be ignorant angry livid little people like you and your buddy, perfect idiot;.

"You keep saying that Ike apologized over and over...from everything I've read or seen from his interviews, he never seemed sincere and I'm not alone in not believing his pathetic apologies"

Keep searching. Try reading his book cause he said it in there. He apologized for his actions while also claiming it did not rise to the level claimed by Tina. As well Jeanette never said specifically that Ike beat her. Even the quotes you placed never say he beat her. As she says he was an asshole but a good human being. Much like many people in the world. Most of us are far from perfect. You and your buddy are certainly assholes and morons but I am willing to believe you are also human beings. Just stupid ones.

Anyway, thanks for the livid rant. Made me chuckle. I am sure many others reading did so as well. Keep it up dimwit. I am actually starting to enjoy this.

Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2007 4:16 AM

Well its good that you enjoy something besides young boys. Are you finding any good pictures online at 4:16am?

"The only real insult you called me was Dumbass"

Apparently all the other insults I threw at you went waaaaaay over your head. Forgot I was dealing with a retard. Ask your special needs teacher what that means along with the other ones that seemed to have gotten lost in that cloud of fog of yours.

I didnt even know what the original post was about when I started. I could care less about Tina Turner, unless we're talking about her best years, which were about the time during Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

All I know is that you've decided to put up a different post with a different name just to back you up and its kind of sad. I think we all feel sorry for you. I know at 4:16am the only friends you have with you are little digital images of children on your monitor, but you really need to go explore the world outside. I'm pulling for you and I just know you will get better.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 17, 2007 9:11 AM

wow perfect idiot is really off his rocker now. add displacement to his already stellar list of problems

"Well its good that you enjoy something besides young boys. Are you finding any good pictures online at 4:16am?"

No, that would be you mr admitted homosexual.

"Apparently all the other insults I threw at you went waaaaaay over your head"

No they were just unintelligable garbage.

"All I know is that you've decided to put up a different post with a different name just to back you up and its kind of sad. I think we all feel sorry for yo"

No, that was your pathetic attempt as "not the perfect speciman" because you could not deal with the idea that other people think you are a fucking schmuck as well. One even had to go so far as to tell you to ask the moderator of this site to confirm by ip addresses that they were someone else. And who is this "we", you mean you and your moron buddy Lala? Sad

Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2007 9:37 AM

"..sorry for yo?"

"Yo?"

Again you prove your stupidity all by yourself.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 17, 2007 12:04 PM

"..sorry for yo?"

"Yo?"

Again you prove your stupidity all by yourself.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 17, 2007 12:06 PM

Sounds about right to me.

Posted by germaine | December 17, 2007 12:10 PM

Hey Kids,
You, apparently from what I can see have spent the weekend bickering back and forth. All of you look like idiot babies right now. Do yourselves a favor and stop it.

I will join in the chorus though to agree with Anonymous and the others. Those who reduce themselves to simply dismissing the man with all these names are showing themselves to be incredibly ignorant and silly and stupid. That being said, there is no reason to continue the petty name calling. It is basically 2 or 3 people and at this point all they are doing is attacking typos. Let them rejoice in their ignorance. Do not encourage these simple fools.

This thread needs to be closed.

Posted by I Like IKE | December 17, 2007 1:07 PM

Hey Kids,
You, apparently from what I can see have spent the weekend bickering back and forth. All of you look like idiot babies right now. Do yourselves a favor and stop it.

I will join in the chorus though to agree with Anonymous and the others. Those who reduce themselves to simply dismissing the man with all these names are showing themselves to be incredibly ignorant and silly and stupid. That being said, there is no reason to continue the petty name calling. It is basically 2 or 3 people and at this point all they are doing is attacking typos. Let them rejoice in their ignorance. Do not encourage these simple fools.

This thread needs to be closed.

Posted by I Like IKE | December 17, 2007 1:11 PM

People need to be heard.

Posted by germaine | December 17, 2007 1:53 PM


Perfect Speciman seems Perfectly Desperate at this point.


Posted by Gregster | December 17, 2007 2:01 PM

Look who's talking.

Posted by Anonymous Gregster | December 17, 2007 2:10 PM


Stupid, shortsighted people never need to be heard.

Posted by Gregster | December 17, 2007 2:11 PM

I Like Ike, it's not okay for me to call Ike a wife-beating scum, but it's okay for you to call people who disagree with you "incredibly ignorant and silly and stupid?" You can't have it both ways. Either it's alright for all of us to call each other names or it's not.
It's funny as hell that all you understand from my posts is that I'm making fun of anon dumbass typo's.

You STILL haven't grasped "sarcasm," anon dumbass.

You're really a fuckwit. How many blows to the head have you taken?
In your feeble brain what does this quote from Jeanette Turner mean:
"I’m not defending what he did. I’m not saying he didn’t do what he did when he was with Tina or me."

If it's too hard for you to figure it out yourself, do what The Perfect Speciman suggested and ask your special needs teacher.

Admit it, dumbass: you don't have enough faith in Ike's musical talents for his future rep. You don't think Ike was talented enough to be the Rock God Icon that I predict he'll be.

Ike would be pissed. Ike deserves better than your half-assed non-belief in Ike's musical prowess. Shame on you.


Posted by Lala | December 17, 2007 3:16 PM

I Like Ike, it's not okay for me to call Ike a wife-beating scum, but it's okay for you to call people who disagree with you "incredibly ignorant and silly and stupid?" You can't have it both ways. Either it's alright for all of us to call each other names or it's not.
It's funny as hell that all you understand from my posts is that I'm making fun of anon dumbass typo's.

You STILL haven't grasped "sarcasm," anon dumbass.

You're really a fuckwit. How many blows to the head have you taken?
In your feeble brain what does this quote from Jeanette Turner mean:
"I’m not defending what he did. I’m not saying he didn’t do what he did when he was with Tina or me."

If it's too hard for you to figure it out yourself, do what The Perfect Speciman suggested and ask your special needs teacher.

Admit it, dumbass: you don't have enough faith in Ike's musical talents for his future rep. You don't think Ike was talented enough to be the Rock God Icon that I predict he'll be.

Ike would be pissed. Ike deserves better than your half-assed non-belief in Ike's musical prowess. Shame on you.


Posted by Lala | December 17, 2007 4:00 PM

He's been living in shame his whole life.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 17, 2007 4:49 PM

"I Like Ike, it's not okay for me to call Ike a wife-beating scum, but it's okay for you to call people who disagree with you "incredibly ignorant and silly and stupid?" You can't have it both ways. Either it's alright for all of us to call each other names or it's not.
It's funny as hell that all you understand from my posts is that I'm making fun of anon dumbass typo's."

Hahahaha, does anyone else get the feeling that Lala the wikipedia moron is all red faced and steaming while they type their rant. The guy above was right. .Most people can see the totality of Ike's life and understand he was a human being who made mistakes but also added quite a bit of good in this world. SO reducing him to a one dimensional carciature is ignorant, silly and very fucking stupid which is quite clear from all the rants you have made. The guy seemed to be calling it like it is. He did not say you did not have the right to call anyone a name. He was just letting you know what names you are. And i think he basically whittled you and the perfect idiot down to just making fun of typos because he threw out your other comments as being ridiculous and worthless. I can see that easy. What don't you understand about that????


"In your feeble brain what does this quote from Jeanette Turner mean:
"I’m not defending what he did. I’m not saying he didn’t do what he did when he was with Tina or me.""

So now you are attempting to put words in the woman's mouth. I do not know what she meant by "do what he did"? Because as i recall reading an interview when they were out on tour for the Here and Now cd that she defended her husband and said the stories of his past incidents were grossly exaggerated. But please fuckhead, tell us what she meant. Defining someone else's vague statement is certainly not ignorant or anything.

And finally nice 3rd grade attempt to turn it around but of course it is expected from a worthless piece of dirt like yourself.

Anyway, keep the rants coming Lalaloser. Making fun of you is like taking candy from a baby.

Posted by Anonymous | December 17, 2007 6:52 PM

Glad to see that you wised up a little and put an end to your quibble with me. It was a winless situation for you. Your round table of retards can't help you here. However, you still continue your non sensical babble that can only hold the attention span of one of your gerbils.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 17, 2007 8:15 PM


OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.

Perfect Speciman and Lala please die as soon as possible.

You 2 brainless wonders need to give it up.

Yes, Ike Turner was kind of a bastard but he was also an amazing amazing talent. More talent then you 2 sorry sons of bitches will ever possess.

The anonymous voices were making very salient points that you both cannot comprehend. I am sure you both are bigger dicks than Ike Turner ever was.

But this has just become sad at this point. Give it up, already. I have actually been following these comments without any thought to adding my 2 cents. At this point though, maybe some other people commenting hopefully will get you to stop this and put you out of your misery.

It is just baffling. You 2 are getting punched and knocked to the ground far more than Tina Turner probably ever was. At least she had the good sense to get out of there with her dignity still intact.


Posted by Lala and Perfect Speciman drop dead | December 18, 2007 1:14 AM

Wow, you're actually posting a name instead of "Anonymous" in an effort to gain false applause. Good for you but you should just stick to one name.

Sad, sad man needing to make up friends.

Posted by The perfect speciman | December 18, 2007 3:24 AM

Wowowowow the perfect idiot can add delusional to his already stellar list that includes anger and paranoia.

Let's see

"Glad to see that you wised up a little and put an end to your quibble with me. It was a winless situation for you. Your round table of retards can't help you here. However, you still continue your non sensical babble that can only hold the attention span of one of your gerbils"

Just to stoop to their level for a moment. So says the moron who does not know that nonsensical is one word.
And cmon delusional paranoid buddy, first its a round table of retards and now it is one person posting under different names.

Just hilarious. You are truly off the reservation now.

Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2007 9:22 AM

Wowowowow the perfect idiot can add delusional to his already stellar list that includes anger and paranoia.

Let's see

"Glad to see that you wised up a little and put an end to your quibble with me. It was a winless situation for you. Your round table of retards can't help you here. However, you still continue your non sensical babble that can only hold the attention span of one of your gerbils"

Just to stoop to their level for a moment. So says the moron who does not know that nonsensical is one word.
And cmon delusional paranoid buddy, first its a round table of retards and now it is one person posting under different names.

Just hilarious. You are truly off the reservation now.

Posted by a lonely douchebag dumbass | December 18, 2007 12:01 PM

^^^^^^Just when you think someone cant sink any lower. Paranoia, anger and desperation finally turns into defeat. Awww, perfect idiot. It will be ok.

Posted by Anonymous | December 19, 2007 4:47 AM

^^^^^^Just when you think someone cant sink any lower. Paranoia, anger and desperation finally turns into defeat. Awww, perfect idiot. It will be ok.

Posted by a lonely douchebag dumbass loser | December 19, 2007 9:30 AM

Ahhha hahahaha perfect idiot. The I know you are but what am i game. Now i see why you have a 3rd grade education. It is because you are actually still in the 3rd grade. This is hilarious. Dude you are absolutely pathetic

Posted by Perfect Speciman is a lonely douchebag dumbass loser | December 19, 2007 12:53 PM

Ahhha hahahaha perfect idiot. The I know you are but what am i game. Now i see why you have a 3rd grade education. It is because you are actually still in the 3rd grade. This is hilarious. Dude you are absolutely pathetic


Posted by a complete retard who dug himself into hole he can't get out of (Checkmate). | December 19, 2007 1:40 PM

Waaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaa
I lost and looked like a fool and now I have hit rock bottom.

Posted by I am The Perfect Speciman. Stop calling me a retard and douchebag dumbass | December 20, 2007 4:04 AM

Waaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaa

I lost and looked like a fool and now I have hit rock bottom.

Posted by a frustrated retard who has shitty graveyard shift job | December 20, 2007 7:53 AM

Please ignore the comments made by my son. We tried to raise him the best we could but he he turned out to be a fucking retard douchebag dumbass loser


Posted by The Perfect Speciman's fat ugly mother | December 20, 2007 12:55 PM

Please ignore the comments made by my son. We tried to raise him the best we could but he he turned out to be a fucking retard douchebag dumbass loser

Posted by (Insert some stupid lame name cause I am The Perfect Loser here) | December 20, 2007 1:03 PM

Please ignore the comments made by my son. We tried to raise him the best we could but he he turned out to be a fucking retard douchebag dumbass loser

Posted by I could not win the argument so this is my futile deseperate attempt cause I am The Perfect Loser | December 20, 2007 1:05 PM

What is all this? Why are you repeating yourself? I went here to read something about Ike Turner dying instead I get the rantings of some shitstain with a lot of time on his hands. Anybody want to talk about Ike?

Posted by Anonymous | December 20, 2007 5:19 PM

Some people on here who chastise Ike for beating Tina are probably listening to some new garbage where that kind of pathetic, savage behavior is glorified and encouraged.

Posted by i want my daddy's records | December 20, 2007 5:59 PM

Anon 5.19pm.
Late to the party buddy. Yes, this guy The Perfect Idiot is in fact a shitstain with way way too much time on his hands and no life. Good call.

Anon 5:59pm. True as said before that there is a good chance that most of the people chastising Ike are probably worse human beings than he ever was.

Posted by Anonymous | December 20, 2007 8:17 PM

I'm 5:19 and it sounded more like it was the other asshole.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2007 9:19 AM

No, I am actually 5:19 and it was the perfect asshole dude.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2007 2:09 AM

Does anyone want to talk about Ike? Anyone? Instead all we get is one loser arguing with some imaginary adversary.

Posted by germaine | December 22, 2007 6:37 AM

germaine,
more like 2 losers(perfect idiot and lala) arguing with an imaginary adversary. Or more to the point, 2 losers who could not see more of the man than bullshit petty name calling. Finally having run out of arguments one went away and the other resorted to 3rd grade games. The discussion about Ike was lost at that point.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2007 7:26 AM

I believe in freedom of speech. I would fight to the death for your right to say whatever crazyass thing you want to say, but I would rather fight you to the death just to make you go away.

Posted by germaine | December 22, 2007 8:45 AM

"I believe in freedom of speech. I would fight to the death for your right to say whatever crazyass thing you want to say, but I would rather fight you to the death just to make you go away.

Posted by germaine | December 22, 2007 8:45 AM"


Ahhhh hahahaha internet tough guy. Loser.
Shut that trap before you get a beating worse than Ike ever gave

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2007 12:51 PM

That's what im talking about. Where and when would you like to do this then? I've included a pic of myself please do the same.

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Rape-ScaryBlackDude.jpg

Posted by germaine | December 22, 2007 3:45 PM

I loved Sonny and Cher. I thought Sonny died a few years ago. They were so good together. It's a shame they broke up when Cher married that guy from Leonard Skinnerd. Then that guy died anyway so that was a waste. In memory of Sonny
I just went to my bible and read Judges 4:17-24 NLT Here it is:

" Meanwhile, Sisera ran to the tent of Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, because Heber's family was on friendly terms with King Jabin of Hazor. Jael went out to meet Sisera and said to him, "Come into my tent, sir. Come in. Don't be afraid." So he went into her tent, and she covered him with a blanket. "Please give me some water," he said. "I'm thirsty." So she gave him some milk to drink and covered him again. "Stand at the door of the tent," he told her. "If anybody comes and asks you if there is anyone here, say no." But when Sisera fell asleep from exhaustion, Jael quietly crept up to him with a hammer and tent peg. Then she drove the tent peg through his temple and into the ground, and so he died. When Barak came looking for Sisera, Jael went out to meet him. She said, "Come, and I will show you the man you are looking for." So he followed her into the tent and found Sisera lying there dead, with the tent peg through his temple. So on that day Israel saw God subdue Jabin, the Canaanite king. And from that time on Israel became stronger and stronger against King Jabin, until they finally destroyed him."

Posted by HaryKlein3rd | December 24, 2007 11:08 PM

But I'm athiest.

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2007 9:46 AM

ok maybe ike did beat tina... but did anyone think of this... there are women in this world who are way worse off financially then tina turner was. and yet when a man beats them they manage to leave. so why didnt she? i know that supposedly she tried but for god sake, when someone beats you as brutally as she claims he did you can i dont know call the police... im just saying there are options. evidently it didnt bother her too much. im not condoning men beating women, but hey if you stay you only bring it on yourself. not to mention she didnt mind exploiting the situation, his name, and hell even hers for a couple of bucks. if a man puts his hands on me i'll leave. im definitely not gonna stay around and endure twenty or thirty some odd years of abuse. so you have to wonder just how credible her story is. i only wish someone would have listened to his side. for all those who dont like what i say oh well.

Posted by annabelle | December 28, 2007 1:41 PM

Oh well indeed.

Posted by Anonymous | December 28, 2007 4:25 PM

Ike was a big piece of shit and the world is better without him

Posted by Anonymous | January 5, 2014 8:14 PM

Let it go, Tina.

Posted by Anonymous | January 5, 2014 10:17 PM

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