Alvin and The Chipmunks vs. Ratatouille - The Reckoning

That letter is a definite Dane Cook reference. Cook read one of those on his HBO show that he'd written to himself in 8th grade.

One of the lamer/ more self-congratulatory things I've ever seen.

That letter is a definite Dane Cook reference. Cook read one of those on his HBO show that he'd written to himself in 8th grade.

One of the lamer/ more self-congratulatory things I've ever seen.

When I met my FutureSelf, she was high on drugs. It made me want to stay away from bags of marijuana that I might find in the snow and wonder, "Is this a bag of drugs?"

David Cross Shows Self to be The Prick You Always Suspected

David Cross Shows Self to be The Prick You Always Suspected

So at what point does ironic self-referential non-fighting actually be self-indulgent baloney? Nobody really understands if this "feud" is real or fake, but if anything it proves that David Cross will do most anything to amuse himself at the expense of others... And I guess Patton Oswalt as well... Quite sadistic... And proves that comedians are pretty much selfish, depressed, manipulative and sociopathic assholes.

A most disappointing denouement.

So at what point does ironic self-referential non-fighting actually be self-indulgent baloney? Nobody really understands if this "feud" is real or fake, but if anything it proves that David Cross will do most anything to amuse himself at the expense of others... And I guess Patton Oswalt as well... Quite sadistic... And proves that comedians are pretty much selfish, depressed, manipulative and sociopathic assholes.

lame x 1000000000000000000

David Cross is funny. This whole thing is funny. Most of these comments are pretty lame.

Cross sucks, if not only for this line

"(and don't forget to take a look at their screenplay that's almost finished. It's kind of like "Kill Bill" meets "Kill Bill Vol. 2 but waaaay radder)"

Yea, David Loves You.

He's a cocksmoker, and if you've seen him around town, you know it's true.

It just seems like Cross is having an arguement with himself. Everyone else stopped caring about 30 seconds after this whole thing happened but he's still talking. Sort of like a dog who keeps humping the air after you pull your leg away. Sad.

Ratatouille is a great movie. follow your dreams, you rats!

Of Montreal make great albums, probably not a ton of money. They allow a restaurant chain to use a song in a commercial, receive large sum of money, use money to make the following tour the most bad-ass yet. Oh, and they also release their best album to date.

David Cross is incredibly talented and funny. He does work on more independent projects, probably doesn't make a ton of money on them. Then does a project that will get him some extra cash so he can live while the next great project is developed. When it does, it will likely be the best thing since... since Mr. Show.

'Selling out' is win-win: The fans are rewarded and the actor/musicians/comedians/whatever are rewarded. What is the big fucking deal?! The only people who complain about others 'selling out' are people who apparently do not have to work for a living.

Every comedian is a self-indulging prick, that's what makes them funny. And let's cut this sellout bullshit. You haters will always find something to cry about. You want the the people you consume (artists, musicians, comedians, writers, etc.) to be miserable with you. Add Band of Horses to that list, and Williamsburg as well, both in the same car commercial. And CSS. And Feist. And every future other thing you love now once they get the opportunity. They can't survive on you keeping them to yourselves, asscocks.

you are still firing out the same tired arguments. We made David Cross rich. We've been fans of his, giving our voice and telling people about him since "you gotta see this show Mr. Show, it's fucking awesome", "oh man, that guy David Cross is in that show" . yea, he was awesome, but we did our part in him making a good living and becoming more famous. You think there's any better publicity than one person sitting a friend down and giving him a VHS tape of Mr. Show's he recorded? No one kept David Cross to themselves, jackass.

So when you sort of feel invested in a guy, which sometimes ya do, there's a sell out feeling that you get as a fan. Sorry, artists, but you're trading fan love for cash. that's what happens. It's like Cross wants to make a movie like Alvin and the Chipmunks, and have his fans remain silent and "oh, well...ya gotta make a living". Fuck that, man. If you bomb onstage you're gonna get heckled. And you deserve it, douchebag.

note: it didn't happen with ratatouille. Patton is not a sell out.

is that really it? Everyone kiss and make up and we're really friends?

Cross got his ass whipped in public.