Posted in tour dates on January 30, 2008

Dirty ProjectorsTickets go on sale Thursday for a Dirty Projectors show at Music Hall of Williamsburg on April 9th. Before that they play the incredible Final Fantasy (Owen Pallett)-curated Maximum Black Festival with Final Fantasy, Six Organs of Admittance, Deerhoof and Frog Eyes - a 3-date tour that goes from Vienna to London to Berlin. They also play the Bryce Dessner (The National)-curated musicNOW Festival in Cincinatti, Ohio on April 4th. That festival bill also features Bang on a Can, Bill Frisell, Grizzly Bear, Andrew Bird, and Glenn Kotche. All dates below....

Dirty Projectors - 2008 Tour DAtes
02/28 - Wien, Austria - Arena (Maximum Black Festival)
02/29 - London, UK - The Forum (Maximum Black Festival)
03/02 - Berlin, DE - Postbahnof (Maximum Black Festival)
03/28 - Worcester, MA - Grind at Clark University
03/30 - Boston, MA - Museum of Fine Arts
03/31 - Montreal, QC - La Sala Rossa
04/01 - Toronto, ON - Sneaky Dee's
04/03 - Chicago, IL - Subterranean
04/04 - Cincinnati, OH - Hamilton County Memorial Hall
04/05 - Princeton, NJ - Terrace Club
04/07 - Washington, DC - The Black Cat
04/08 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian
04/09 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg
04/10 - San Francisco, CA - The Independent
04/11 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo
05/09 - Camber Sands, UK - ATP vs. Pitchfork Festival
05/10 - Camber Sands, UK - ATP vs. Pitchfork Festival
05/11 - Brussels, BE - Les Nuits Botanique Festival

Comments (12)

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphins, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's indescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

Posted by Anonymous | January 30, 2008 12:04 PM

well put anon @ 12:04

well put

Posted by Anonymous | January 30, 2008 12:08 PM

those grizzly bear fans sure let their imaginations run away with them sometime

Posted by Anonymous | January 30, 2008 12:10 PM

It's too bad they aren't playing 4/20, that would have been the best ever!

Posted by Terry Gross | January 30, 2008 12:23 PM

Anon 12:04 could have saved his and our time by simplifying everything and just saying "It's always been a fantasy of mine to actually have sex with someone other than myself"

Oh and Dirty Projectors are not that good

Posted by Anonymous | January 30, 2008 12:24 PM

Anon 12:24

yea ok youre probably a s vampire weekend fan.

Posted by Anonymous | January 30, 2008 12:49 PM

good thing you got the commenting back up and running.

Posted by Anonymous | January 30, 2008 12:58 PM

You're not allowed to like Vampire Weekend and Dirty Projectors?

Posted by Anonymous | January 30, 2008 3:28 PM

Anon 12:24's fantasy made me hard.

Posted by Anonymous | January 30, 2008 5:37 PM

Why see Vampire Weekend if you can just listen to a Paul Simon record. jesus

Posted by Julio | February 1, 2008 9:13 PM

Oh go with your friend, back to the schoolyard.

Posted by jdm | March 12, 2008 6:04 PM

oooh, i love that paul simon record where all the black people play on it!

Posted by john | April 9, 2008 11:20 PM

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