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Posted in music | technology | toys on January 11, 2008
the Taser MP3 player

Have you ever been frustrated by the lack of a convenient way to electrocute people while listening to some of your favourite tunes? Well, the answer to your prayers is here. [Metro]This might be a good accessory for a pantless subway ride.
Posted on January 11, 2008 9:59 AM
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Comments (12)
don't tase me bro...im listening to 'in rainbows.'
Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2008 10:25 AM
"Dude, listen to this awesome song I've got, here let me play it for you..WHOOPS wrong button! Sorry bro"
Posted by lars | January 11, 2008 10:46 AM
haha i don't know how "don't tase me bro" still hasn't gotten old - it's something in his voice i suppose
Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2008 10:54 AM
Only in America, kiddies. Only in America.
Posted by Cindy Adams | January 11, 2008 11:01 AM
Drop one of those cel phone jammers in it and you got yerself a sale, brother.
Posted by i want my daddy's records | January 11, 2008 12:17 PM
Cindy, that article ran in the London Metro. Go tase yourself.
Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2008 3:04 PM
Cindy, that article ran in the London Metro. Go tase yourself.
Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2008 3:07 PM
I'm tasing myself for posting twice...now.
Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2008 3:13 PM
Tase yourself again, Anon. 3:13 PM, because the manufacturer is a U.S. company and the product was debuted at CES in Vegas.
By the way, the mp3 player is in the Taser's holster, not in the Taser itself.
Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2008 7:33 PM
I can coordinate with my cheetah print coat...stalkers beware
Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2008 7:29 PM
Don't tase Daft Punk, bro!
Posted by Anonymous | January 13, 2008 10:41 AM
I will be filling my MP-T(aser) up with Yo La Tengo’s Album “I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass”
Posted by j | January 15, 2008 1:29 PM