Posted in hiphop | music | pictures on May 15, 2008

photos by Abbey Braden

Kanye West and nude astronauts

Whoah. Abbey Braden managed to make her way in to that private Kanye West show last night and it looks like Kanye took the ego-boosting-spage-age stage show one step further for the exclusive (and over 18) crowd at Guastavino's. NSFW pictures below........

Kanye West and nude astronauts

Kanye West and nude astronauts

Kanye West and nude astronauts

Kanye West and nude astronauts

Kanye West and nude astronauts

Kanye West and nude astronauts

More photos from last night's show @ Abbey's Flickr (May 14, 2008). Pics from MSG the night before, HERE.

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Comments (41)

john pareles nailed it perfectly in the times today:

"There is a new yardstick for the size of the universe. It is approximately equal to the size of Kanye West's ego."

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 4:28 PM

According to Kanye he's bigger.

Posted by Tito | May 15, 2008 4:43 PM

and according to me he's a joke.

Posted by kanyecan't | May 15, 2008 4:50 PM

"and according to me he's a joke. "

you're just jealous he didn't pick you to be one of the astronauts.

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 4:51 PM

i think kanye's alright, but i'm way down for topless space women in small pants.

who needs guitars?!?!?!?!?!!

Posted by jus' sayin' | May 15, 2008 5:00 PM

exactly. throw away those strats AND teles and shut of the dafty punkers...we've got nude astronaut women! kanye still sucks beans though. 911 & kanye are a joke.

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 5:04 PM

I just prepared for lift off

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 5:04 PM

Houston...we have a boner !

Posted by Buzz Alldick | May 15, 2008 5:10 PM

Just on time for the gay rumors?

Posted by Eduardo | May 15, 2008 5:52 PM

i wish i had more hands so i could give those titties 4 thumbs down!

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 6:03 PM

guuuurrrrrrl...

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 6:27 PM

^Just on time for the gay rumors?

ha. exactly. perfect time and with only white women, how interesting.

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 7:59 PM

C'mon. Do you guys even party?
Recognize (possibly slightly sexist) greatness.

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 8:11 PM

The biggest boob in those pics is Kanye.

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 8:58 PM

Hey maybe Kanye West can hire Lily Allen
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4928

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 10:43 PM

does kanye even like boobies?

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 11:39 PM

clearly you've never met a gay man. we love boobies..

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 11:59 PM

Hey maybe Kanye West can hire Lily Allen
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4928

Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2008 10:43 PM

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Seriously, is that really Lily Allen? I have doubts.

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2008 1:07 AM

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2008 1:45 AM

yo thats on point!!!hala bak!!

Posted by mkay! | May 16, 2008 4:21 AM

"Seriously, is that really Lily Allen? I have doubts"

definitely her

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2008 9:06 AM

This is only the single most badass thing since the last thing Kanye did.

Ya'll jealous. :)

Posted by Liz | May 16, 2008 9:53 AM

May 15, 7:59pm "perfect time and with only white women, how interesting."

Excellent choice. I think Black women are exploited enough in the videos.

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2008 12:25 PM

you can't go wrong with titties you damn gafs!

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2008 1:14 PM

Actually, I was there with Abbey and none of the dancers were white. They were all black/hispanic.

Posted by Cameron | May 16, 2008 3:00 PM

ya... they ain"t ready....

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2008 3:14 PM

WTF? An outer space pimp??? Just what we need.

Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2008 3:35 PM

Kanye west is the black Obama!

Posted by sam champion | May 16, 2008 6:01 PM

I LIKE THAT!!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL BEING CREATIVE

Posted by Dante' | May 17, 2008 12:55 AM

yeah, he's an ARTist!! What time does he do something different!?? Cause right about now, "you can't touch this"!! Send the muppet back to space, his planet is missing him!

Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2008 1:18 AM

they all appear blue to me?

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2008 12:12 PM

That's why they're called "blue movies," 12:12.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2008 12:49 PM

Yet another Astronaut Jones ripoff.

Posted by chang chang | May 20, 2008 4:04 AM

sucks that he's a decent producer but sucha big douchebag

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2008 3:20 AM

interesting post... thanks!

Posted by Herpes Simplex | June 18, 2009 2:11 PM

Neat.

Posted by Jeff | September 8, 2009 11:40 PM

today,a bomb found in car at time Square. i have a weird thought, what if it was done by alien like these topless female astronauts . :)

Posted by HerSolution Gel | May 2, 2010 9:41 AM

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam...

Posted by liz | August 8, 2010 9:09 AM

This is only the single most badass thing since the last thing Kanye did.

Posted by daddybaby | October 27, 2010 4:02 AM

I'm always feeling everything kanye west is on, but the topless stuff, don't know what to make of it, I guess it's original.

Posted by Movies For Download | August 8, 2012 12:49 PM

That looks strange, I agree, ego boosting it is.

Posted by Uchenna | January 8, 2013 8:56 AM

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