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Posted in metal | music on May 7, 2008

Torche's van window smashed, one show cancelled

by Black Bubblegum

"I gotta get an alarm system for this fuckin thing" - Steve (Torche)

Torche at SXSW 2008 (Priya of the Beige House)
Torche @ SXSW

Some NE-anderthals broke into Torche's van and as a result, Dade County's finest will not be able to make their scheduled appearance at Downtown Music Hall in Little Rock in order to get the hooptie fixed.

"Due to lowlife motherf*ckers breaking into our van, we have to cancel our show in Little Rock, AR tomorrow May 7. Stinking Lizaveta may still be playing though. Sorry for any inconvenience"
Luckily, no gear was stolen and only windows were smashed.

Torche's Meanderthal came out early last month. They are playing with The Sword at MHOW and with Boris at Webster Hall.

Tags: Torche

Posted on May 7, 2008 12:32 PM

Comments (13)

¡Rompimos las ventanas!

Posted by Anonymous | May 7, 2008 12:45 PM

They're cancelling a gig because their van's windows got broken? Pathetic. What would Black Flag have done?

Posted by Anonymous | May 7, 2008 12:46 PM

^ pretty tough of you to write about it from your cubicle. black flag would kick your ass.

Posted by jeff | May 7, 2008 12:51 PM

you mean miami-dade county

is juan montoya ok? how does his hair look?

Posted by hipster poseur | May 7, 2008 12:52 PM

Kinda hard to drive a vanful of gear with no windows. The shit keeps falling out.

Posted by Anonymous | May 7, 2008 12:52 PM

That window meant a lot to them. Although I did hear that they did it themselves, at least by mistake. One of the band members saw their own reflection and thought he was being mocked. So he punched his reflection in the face and broke the window. Ouch! When he realized what had happened he felt terrible. So much so that the show had to be cancelled.
Touching and Tragic.

Posted by Anonymous | May 7, 2008 1:04 PM

what gets me is that steve (torche) is from miami..i mean how does his van NOT have an alarm system?

Posted by hipster poseur | May 7, 2008 1:09 PM

i love juan.

Posted by michael | May 7, 2008 1:14 PM

Being a musician his ears are quite sensitive and the high pitch shrill of car alarms disturbs his auditory sensibilities. I have seen him cower to the near silent sound of a dog whistle. It was incredible.. he was writhing and moaning in pain until I stopped.

Posted by Anonymous | May 7, 2008 1:16 PM

Your lame-ass attempts at wit have ME almost writhing and moaning in pain.

Posted by Anonymous | May 7, 2008 1:18 PM

mission accomplished!

Posted by Anonymous | May 7, 2008 1:33 PM

I said ALMOST, George W. Bush.

Posted by Anon. 1:18 | May 7, 2008 1:55 PM

i was there...and i saw a few white, "hipster" thugs walking around with asymmetrical haircuts and wearing ill fitting clothes, clearly not the demographic or intended clientele for the area...and then i saw them "van"dalize the van...i mean, what the fuck...not cool, man...

Posted by Anonymous | May 8, 2008 3:57 PM

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