What's going on Thursday?

SMOKEEEEEEY!

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Smokey is a pacifist. He was being a conscientious objector.

Umphrey's and STP9 at Roseland

I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam, of course.

i might take a jog.

Fahrenheit 451 @ Prospect Park bandshell (it's not music, but it's a cheap event - $3)

mark it zero!

does anyone know what time smokey will play? looks like two opening acts.

what's the curfew there?

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY

frankpollis @ knitting factory

Leee Black Childers 63rd Birthday Bash @ The Annex

9pm - late.

Lapdog of Satan / La Otracina / Titan / Naam

@ Union Pool (doors 8:30 / $10)

Smokey requested it to be just him (no openers), according to the announcement during the Brian Wilson coney show. Brian went on around 8, I believe.

justin bond is fun

is that doveman sitting behind justin bond?

yeah doveman was busy from letterman to justin bond to martha wainwright

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

DiPPPPLo at le royale

IMMATURE, INSENSITIVE, SEX-MAD? NOT US, SAY MEN

SYDNEY, July 24 (Reuters Life!) - Young, single men are fed up with being typecast as immature, insensitive and sex-obsessed, with a survey finding that the majority believe in having a soul mate, aren't scared of commitment, and say real men can cry.

A poll of 70,000 men with an average age of 28 debunked many of the standard stereotypes to show that the modern man is driven by a sense of values, loyalty and family.

The survey, by men's lifestyle website AskMen.com, found that 77 percent of respondents look for girlfriends with "wife potential" while 75 percent believe they have a soul mate and 69 percent would never cheat on their partner.

"These survey results will be surprising to many women, most of whom have a completely different perspective of what the average man thinks and feels," James Bassil, editor-in-chief of AskMen.com, told Reuters.

"The idea that young guys only want to be single and jump from girlfriend to girlfriend is not true at all."

The online survey, conducted over a five-week period, found that six out of 10 men were fed up with inaccurate commercial descriptions of them.

Bassil said the images of men on television and in advertisements had not changed or been challenged for decades whereas the image of women in the media was always changing as their roles in the home and the workplace altered.

"In TV sitcoms and in adverts, young men are portrayed as immature, frat boys who are always trying to get around their wives or girlfriends finding out about their bad behavior. This is just not the case," he said.

The survey by AskMen.com, a unit of Fox Interactive Media, found that 56 percent of men believed that being a good father or husband made them "manly".

It also found that 75 percent admitted to crying over a woman while 57 percent of men cook at home and enjoy doing it.

"There really seems to be a revival of traditional values among men which goes against everything you see in the media," said Bassil.

(Reporting by Belinda Goldsmith, Editing by Miral Fahmy)

I think I'm gonna clean my room, then maybe go out for a drink, but not be out for too long. Also, it's been pretty hot lately so I'll probably shave later.

I'm thinking to go to a park, rest near a sapling, and take my sweet time in slowly jerking off. See ya there!

Next Thurs:

http://www.brooklynian.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=44310

HA HA! The Internet is fucked!

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13554_3-9998627-33.html

http://www.doxpara.com/

The Spinto Band was packed tonight @ Union Hall and the coolest thing is they had their parents open the show as the Sin City Band. Totally mindblowing night!

Julian Cope on Mac:

"I gots to tell y’all that when I heard the other day that the Bunnymen’s Ian McCulloch is writing his autobiography, I nearly shat my undies laughing so hard (good job I don’t wear any!); Ian Mac write a book? A man for whom completing a single song on his own is a struggle of Everest the Hard Way proportions is hardly going to write a book. Ian, I’m speechless at your continued arrogance in the face of no evidence whatsoever. In my opinion, you’ve been a dried-up shell of a husk of a man since just after OCEAN RAIN, so don’t embarrass us all with your ludicrous claims that you’re gonna write an autobiography. Two words… No Way. Writing a book involves discipline and hard work, two things you never nailed in the past and never will. As I heard it, you even said in the press that your book will be better than the Bible. Well, in two ways it may well be like the Bible: 1) it’ll be full of half-truths and outright lies, and 2) it’ll have been written by umpteen uncredited writers and you’ll name yourself solely as its author. There you go, dumkopf, I just handed you the map: don’t even bother buying yourself a pen, son; just do what you’ve always done throughout your career; get someone else to do most of the work then claim all the credit yourself. I even have a title already: MAC USER. And with that, I shall sweep off into the Beltane sunset. Yowzah!"

thank you a lot's man

Islam is a religion of peace

The Spinto Band was packed tonight @ Union Hall and the coolest thing is they had their parents open the show as the Sin City Band.