Posted in To Do | comedy on August 26, 2008

Kristen Schaal

As you know, Anthony Jeselnik & Kristen Schaal each have 'Comedy Central Presents' tapings coming up. Tonight they practice those sets, at Pianos, at 8pm, for free.

In related news, Kristen & Kurt were just up for a big comedy award in the UK (unfortunately they didn't win though).

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Comments (44)

I'd um...hit it

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:05 PM

Anonymous 2:05 PM would hit it.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:11 PM

I might hit it

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:12 PM

uggh, not ONE post featuring a picture of a female can escape this retarded punchline, can it??

Screw this blog's "community". Dickless pieces of shit, (near) all of you.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:16 PM

Well, 2:16, in contrast to everyone else, I think she's a butterface.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:18 PM

"and every post comes with an open exchange of ideas via the public commenting system."

It's not working

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:21 PM

are you just supposed to show up at 8?

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:23 PM

Jimmy Carr is doing a set too.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:25 PM

i never knew she was that blessed. MOTORBOAT

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:25 PM

thanks Therapist, because i was kinda toeing the line here but moreso was on the funny side. but then we all forgot about you though.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:27 PM

i do not want to sex with this thing

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:29 PM

why do repressed rape-monkeys have to ruin a good joke and everything else by refusing to die?

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 2:29 PM

Bring back the 'rape the shit out of that' comment please.

CENSORSHIP SUKZ.

Posted by FRIENDLY PAL | August 26, 2008 3:00 PM

I would not it --

but I'd coo poetry into its ear

and dress up for it in a leotard
with hello kitty toys sewn to it.

Posted by Dale Jekknisins | August 26, 2008 3:06 PM

yeah, well, rabid misogyny sukz more

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:08 PM

"uggh, not ONE post featuring a picture of a female can escape this retarded punchline, can it??

Screw this blog's "community". Dickless pieces of shit, (near) all of you."

I'd definitely hit it! I like em saucy!

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:13 PM

I would NOT make love to her. I thought Coco on FOTC was really cute though. Anyone???

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:14 PM

Whats FOTC? Am I a dumbass? Should I know this?

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:16 PM

flight of the conchords.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:18 PM

Whiners...put a bag over her head and do your business - sheesh!

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:21 PM

I just googled it. I am a dumbass! I dont know who coco is!

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:21 PM

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:22 PM

Ironically, Anthony Jeselnik, the comedian Kristen is playing with tonight, is ten times more offensive than any of these comments.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 3:41 PM

"Ironically, Anthony Jeselnik, the comedian Kristen is playing with tonight, is ten times more offensive than any of these comments."

I'm soooo there!

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 4:26 PM

Where is she? I want to go there.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 4:28 PM

Don't feel bad 3:21

http://www.geocities.com/suttonfosteronline/headshotpresskit02.jpg

Sutton Foster played Coco, Bret's love interest for a couple of episodes. She was the inspiration for the song "If That's What Your Into"

I have way too much time on my hands at work.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 4:30 PM

I would take her out to dinner. Tell her that she is cute and funny. If she were down, I'd hit it and call her back cause she seems like a sweet girl who would be a lot of fun to hangout with.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 4:35 PM

Hey 4:30

3:21 here. Thanks for that! She seems pretty amazing!

And a minor sidenote. I've also got way too much time on my hands at work....thats probably why I've posted about 45 comments today. 4 or 5 of which are on this one post! Sad. But the day is almost through.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 4:55 PM

Hey 4:30

3:21 here. Thanks for that! She seems pretty amazing!

And a minor sidenote. I've also got way too much time on my hands at work....thats probably why I've posted about 45 comments today. 4 or 5 of which are on this one post! Sad. But the day is almost through.

And sutton foster is officially the my new desktop.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 4:57 PM

4:35, I hear you on that.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 4:59 PM

"I would take her out to dinner. Tell her that she is cute and funny. If she were down, I'd hit it and call her back cause she seems like a sweet girl who would be a lot of fun to hangout with."

Yeah, but she pays for dinner right?

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 5:07 PM

id take her to eat cotton candy, maybe some reeses pieces. she seems like she'd be down with that.

no?

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 5:32 PM

id take her to eat cotton candy, maybe some reeses pieces. she seems like she'd be down with that.

no?


are you calling her fat? What'ah Pig!

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 5:34 PM

FOTC Coco >>>>>> Ice-T's Coco

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 5:34 PM

5:07 – No, I would pay for dinner. If she insisted on paying I might let her get the tip.

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 5:44 PM

those are breasts

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 5:54 PM

I'd bungee jump with it.

Posted by greg | August 26, 2008 6:15 PM

Sorry, Kristen won't be appearing tonight. Her voice is still recovering from Scotland. I believe she is still planning on performing at UCB tomorrow night.

The show will still be really good. Jimmy Carr is awesome and comes to new York rarely.

Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by levenbach | August 26, 2008 7:17 PM

What happened to her vocal cords in Scotland? (Please, no deep throat wisecracks, assholes.)

Posted by Anonymous | August 26, 2008 7:43 PM

to all of people that have so much free time at work they can post here all day:

what do you do? what field are you in?? any openings?

Posted by Anonymous | August 27, 2008 12:10 AM

I'd like to squeeze through the valley back and forth a couple times before I'd hose down those mountains.

Posted by Big Richard | August 27, 2008 9:39 AM

Anthony Jeselnik is a dickturd. He doesn't deserve a special.

Posted by Anonymous | August 28, 2008 5:10 PM

Appears most of the BV crowd are chronic masturbators intent on someday "hitting" something ... ANYTHING.

Posted by Anonymous | September 3, 2008 2:42 AM

id deff tap that!!! see her boobs in a movie or something :)

Posted by mr me | December 10, 2010 11:41 PM

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