Posted in music on November 24, 2008

Goblin Cock

Goblin Cock's latest press release is below...


Rumored to be the brainchild of Robcore labelhead Rob Crow of indie wunderkinds Pinback, Goblin Cock is focused, primed, and ready to pull the pin on the follow-up to their mammoth debut Bagged And Boarded on Absoultely Kosher Records, which was nominated for three Plug Awards including Metal Album Of The Year.

With songs about undeniably HEAVY topics such as apparitional gloryhole afficienados, an "ode" to Native American Green Beret Vietnam War Veteran, hapkido karate Hippie Billy Jack [which rivals his own themed penned by original Satanic Black Metal Gods "Coven"], comic books [of course] and a Power-Ballad devoted to homoerotic fetish artist Tom Of Finland, Goblin Cock is taking yet another brave step in the re-defintion of TRUE METAL.

Boasting another iconic album cover by Star Wars: New Essential Guide to Characters And Magic Card artist Mike Sutfin, prepare for Lord Phallus to be the Farrah Fawcett of the 00's thanks to the foldout poster insert. Fans across the United States have already started duct taping their glasses to their heads in anticipation of the upcoming Cock Across America tour this January & February.

"No one really knows who they are.
No one knows exactly where they are from.
One thing is certain.
No one can leave a Goblin Cock show without at least a slight limp."
-William F. Buckley [probably not]

Come With Me If You Want To Live Track Listing
01.) Hissless
02.) Loch
03.) Big Up Your Willies
04.) We Got A Bleeder
05.) Ode To Billy Jack
06.) Beneath The Valley Of The Island Of Misfit Toys
07.) Haint
08.) Mylar
09.) Tom's Song for [T.O.F.]
10.) Trying To Get Along With Humans



Comments (12)

there's a metal hamburger joint in chicago -
they serve theme styled burgers for metal bands...
the motorhead, the slayer, powerslave...

...and of course they have goblin cock (aka hotdogs)

Posted by Mike D | November 24, 2008 10:20 AM


Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2008 10:29 AM

This replaces 'Girl Talk' as the worst band name ever.

Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2008 10:43 AM


Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2008 10:47 AM

but the best band photo ever?

Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2008 10:53 AM

Goblin Cock...hilarious

Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2008 11:06 AM

great music video... or greatest?

Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2008 11:16 AM

the joke's already worn off

Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2008 12:21 PM

kuma's corner

Posted by Anonymous | November 24, 2008 8:44 PM

tangjianhui wo shi ni ma ni kan wo fa chu ke le mei?

Posted by eiluury | October 17, 2009 10:42 AM

nice one~

Goblin Cock...hilarious

Posted by free classifieds | December 28, 2009 9:59 AM

This is the first time I hear of these guys. They seem pretty "dark". Where can I find some songs or samples?

Posted by reseller | April 21, 2010 8:28 AM

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