Posted in metal | movies | tour dates on January 11, 2009

Goblin Cock

"Goblin Cock is a band from beyond time, beyond space, beyond your naive concept of dimension in METAL. Since before your pathetic "god" had supposedly "created" you and your kind, Lord Phallus was hunkered in a cybertimeship/fun dungeon skating the layers of what was considered "true metal"in all societies and in all generations. Eventually His Majesty realized that he really didnt care and launched a full-scale war against bland metal with and emphasis on ACTUALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME! "Bagged and Boarded" is the first assualt on your laughable 5 senses (Lord Phallus and his kind have 32). Expect a future double whammy in the form of "Come With Me if You Want to Live" - a collection of new supercharged action-metal wonderhits, and "Dragonfucker" - the 20+ minute uberpiece with a bside of numerous BRUTAL cover songs (the roaches, the osmonds, and the monkees have been rumored). arrrgghh! -"Total" Dick McThinkseeknowseverything"
As promised, Rob Crow's hooded metal project Goblin Cock are going on tour soon, and that includes a February 9th show in NYC at Highline Ballroom. Tickets are on sale. NY's own Warship ("the crushing new project by From Autumn To Ashes members Francis Mark (vocals/drums) and Rob Lauritsen (guitar/bass)"). open all dates, which are listed below...

Goblin Cock - Stumped

Goblin Cock & Warship - 2009 Tour Dates
Jan 31 - Mesa, AZ Hollywood Alley
Feb 2 - Red 7 Austin, Texas
Feb 3 - The Loft @ Palladium Ballroom Dallas, Texas
Feb 4 - Hi Tone Cafe Memphis, Tennessee
Feb 5 - Bottletree Birmingham, Alabama
Feb 6 - Masquerade Atlanta, Georgia
Feb 7 - The Milestone Charlotte, North Carolina
Feb 9 - DC9 WASHINGTON, Washington DC
Feb 10 - Johnny Brendas Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Feb 11 - The Highline Ballroom New York City, New York
Feb 12 - Cafe Nine New Haven, Connecticut
Feb 13 - Harpers Ferry Allston, Massachusetts
Feb 15 - Frankies Toledo, Ohio
Feb 17 - Pike Room Pontiac, Michigan
Feb 18 - Empty Bottle Chicago, Illinois
Feb 19 - Jackpot Saloon Lawrence, Kansas
Feb 20 - Larimer Lounge Denver, Colorado
Feb 21 - Urban Lounge Salt Lake City, Utah
Feb 23 - The Funhouse Seattle, Washington
Feb 24 - Satyricon Portland, Oregon
Feb 26 - Rickshaw Stop San Francisco, California
Feb 27 - Knitting Factory Los Angeles, California

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Comments (6)

All hail the cock!

Posted by Anonymous | January 11, 2009 11:29 AM

hell yes

Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2009 12:24 AM

they're gonna be big

Posted by Anonymous | January 14, 2009 1:30 PM

Looking forward to their Pontiac, Michigan stop. The whole concept of this band is brilliant!!! "Stumped" is off the wall and will be played constantly until we're sick of it.

Posted by Goblin Cock- Canada Chapter | January 27, 2009 10:31 AM

Fr real, tho. I love the heavy good time of a metal show, but get so super tired of the torment and anguish stuff. I just wanna get trashed and have a good time..not take shit from some scowling douchebag.

Posted by Anonymous | February 4, 2009 12:10 PM

^--- you should start your own metal band and sing about unicorns and flowers.

Posted by Anonymous | February 11, 2009 9:49 PM

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