Posted in To Do | comedy on January 9, 2009

No Pants"Reminder: No Pants 2k9 is Saturday in New York City and 24 cities worldwide! There are 9 countries involved this year, including Korea, Poland, and Australia. We're expecting snow in New York, which would be a first." [Improv Everywhere]

NYC event details and a video from last year, below...

ll are invited to participate in the 8th Annual No Pants! Subway Ride. The event will take place at 3:00 PM on Saturday, January 10. Everything you need to know is in this post. Please read it carefully!

REQUIREMENTS FOR PARTICIPATION:

1) Willing to take pants off on subway
2) Able to keep a straight face about it

**THIS IS A PARTICIPATORY EVENT. DO NOT SHOW UP UNLESS YOU PLAN TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.**

DETAILS

When: Saturday, January 10 at 3:00 PM, Sharp! (Over by around 5:30)
Where: Meet at Foley Square at the black sculpture/fountain. It's near the Brooklyn Bridge 6 train stop, between Centre and Lafayette, just north of Duane. (Google Map)
Bring: A backpack and a metro card.
Do not bring: A camera (we'll have several photographers on hand)
Wear: Normal winter clothes (hat, gloves, etc)
Facebook: You can RSVP to the Facebook Event
After Party: For those over 21, there will be an official No Pants after party at Sidebar, 15th Street and Irving Place. First drink is free if you arrive without pants.

Complete logistics below:

HOW IT WORKS

We will assemble in Foley Square at 3 PM. Please be on time. Feel free to be early.

When we're organized, we will all head down to several nearby subway stations. Do not talk to others once you enter the subway system. No one knows each other. We will wait for a train to arrive on the uptown side of the tracks and all board our assigned cars (follow your team leader). We may let one train go before entering to make sure everyone is ready.

Sit in the car as you normally would. Read a magazine or whatever you would normally do. Your team leader will have already divided you into smaller groups, assigning your group a specific stop where you will depants. Sit near your group.

As soon as the doors shut at the stop before yours, stand up and take your pants off and put them in your backpack. If you'd like to use a briefcase, purse, grocery bag, or whatever instead of a backpack that's fine too. You are responsible for your own pants and they should be with you at all times. If anyone asks you why you've removed your pants, tell them that they were "getting uncomfortable" (or something along those lines.)

Exit the train at your assigned stop and stand on the platform, pantless. You will wait on the platform for the next train to arrive. Stay in the exact same place on the platform so you enter the next train in the same car as you exited the last train.

When you enter , act as you normally would. You do not know any of the other pantless riders. If questioned, tell folks that you "forgot to wear pants" and yes you are "a little cold." Insist that it is a coincidence that others also forgot their pants. Be nice and friendly and normal.

We will exit the train at a predetermined stop and then repeat the mission back down to Union Square.

You can wear fun underwear if you like, but nothing that screams out, "I wore this because I'm doing a silly stunt." Wear two pairs of underwear if it makes you feel more comfortable. Don't wear a thong or anything else that might offend people. Our aim is to make people laugh, not piss them off.

If you haven't already, please take a moment to read about previous No Pants! Subway Rides.

This is always a blast, and we look forward to seeing you there. You may bring along friends if you like, but make sure they get a chance to read all of these instructions.

See you on the 10th!

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Comments (10)

Oh Jesus Christ! Next time it's jump off a cliff with no pants day.

Posted by Anonymous | January 9, 2009 8:49 PM

Contaminate Your Bunghole With Subway Germs Day

Posted by Anonymous | January 10, 2009 12:39 AM

I'd donate as much money as I possibly could to help sponsor 8:49's idea.

Posted by Anonymous | January 10, 2009 8:28 AM

This event used to be fun, but there is now too much publicity. The main problem are the amount of people with digital cameras and more people there just to watch without taking their pants off.

Posted by Anonymous | January 10, 2009 9:19 AM

"This event used to be fun, but there is now too much publicity. The main problem are the amount of people with digital cameras and more people there just to watch without taking their pants off."

-> Please, what are you really talking about? What do you expect from an event where people take their clothes off?

Posted by Dooder City | January 10, 2009 2:07 PM

with weather like this i am preDICKting alot of shinkage.

Posted by Anonymous | January 10, 2009 2:11 PM

don't wear no pants near the pink frilly girl-- everyone will notice your boner.

Posted by Billy Bonecutter | January 10, 2009 2:22 PM

I *want* everyone to notice my boner, it's huge.

Posted by Paddy Smith | January 10, 2009 9:53 PM

"Hey, look -- that dude has a boner. And it's HUGE."


Posted by Anonymous | January 10, 2009 10:28 PM

UGHHH i always miss No Pants Day!!!

Posted by Anonymous | January 12, 2009 1:32 PM

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