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Posted in music on September 15, 2009

Hipster Grifter talks to ABC News (from jail)

Hipster Grifter

"As far as this whole story is concerned, I think that the reason it has been such a big deal is because I am pretty, intelligent and very well spoken," Ferrell told ABC News in a series of phone interviews from jail. "I am charming and funny."

Ferrell, 22, faces up to 12 years in a Utah prison for forging checks, fraud and theft. But when she is sentenced on Oct. 9 she will probably get less time thanks to a plea agreement made last month.

Ferrell said she regrets her crimes but still doesn't have "a sane, good answer" to why she stole. [ABC News (via Gothamist and Gawker]

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Tags: hipster grifter, Kari Ferrell
posted at 12:15 AM on September 15, 2009 in music | Comments (23)

Comments (23)

More self-deluded nonsense from this total waste of skin, air and sperm (which is the name of my new avant-jazz combo hosting a Thursday night residency at The Stone all through January).

Posted by Crosseyed Sniper | September 15, 2009 12:52 AM

No, dumbass, the reason your story has legs is because you're so much fun to ridicule.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 12:53 AM

You tell her!

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 1:38 AM

WTF does that have to do with the hipster grifter, 1:25? You should've posted it on BV's VMA post:
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2009/09/waking_up_from.html

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 1:57 AM

Um, she's isn't pretty.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 2:11 AM

yeah she was only hot in one photo, in the rest pretty homely actually

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 2:26 AM

yeah, but she could be a bukkake cum dumpster. i mean, i see it in her future.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 9:01 AM

She wants to give you a handjob with her mouth. Duh.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 10:39 AM

I'll bet that her "charming and funny" personality plays really well in the women's prison in Salt Lake.

Posted by Super-Extra | September 15, 2009 10:45 AM

She is humble too, apparently. What an asshole.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 10:46 AM

Does this mean there is a dearth of hallways available to toss hot dogs down?

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 10:59 AM

keep that beard banger behind bars!! give her life!

Posted by youbetyourbeard | September 15, 2009 11:43 AM

that video confession is representative of someone well spoken? "so like, i'm like really sorry for like stuff me did and like sorry too."

Posted by wally wilson | September 15, 2009 12:08 PM

"i want to give you a handjob with my mouth"

oh what eloquence, intelligence and charm.
dude it's so much attention cuz you skammed ppl by being a slut and were tagged as a hipster
are you really that dilussional? you're a slut/ prostitute/ theif
don't make your shortcomings into something poetic and whimsical in your head

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 12:10 PM

she's like the wind

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 12:23 PM

can you smell that male animosity?

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 12:47 PM

i am still not sure if i would toss her salad.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 1:53 PM

combo of 12:10 and 12:23 = KO
shaking with laughter

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 2:10 PM

she aborted OUR baby

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 2:41 PM

"Does this mean there is a dearth of hallways available to toss hot dogs down?"

Nah, there's still a huge population of vapid sluts in Williamsburg. Pick one out at Union Pool. Buy her a PBR and blow your cigarette smoke in her face.

case=closed
legs=splayed

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2009 5:01 PM

she's not pretty. her face is all fat and stuff. and her nose is really big and wide.

Posted by margaret cho | September 15, 2009 6:11 PM

she wasn't even pretty in that one photo though
in fact she is not "pretty" ever.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2009 10:24 AM

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