Posted in music on December 22, 2009

Gawker

Yea, we know the word "hipster" is played out. That's exactly why we need to pick a Hipster Champ of the past decade. So we can lay the whole damn thing to rest. Your candidates, below. Vote. If you want. [Gawker]
Their list of choices is kind of small. Who do you think they missed? (Cobra Snake? Last Night's Party? Ultragrrrl?)

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Comments (76)

My vote is for Hipster Grifter...no one embodies the soul of the Hipster like her...from the penchant for bearded men to the Family Guy references, she is tops—and she's cute.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 12:58 PM

hipsterdom aint ending with 2009 - as much as Gawker would like to continue to categorize the happenings of 2004-2009 as the "decade"

hipsterness will die in 2012 - along with everyone else.

boom

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:01 PM

dov charney is clearly king of all the hipsters

ultimate hipster

hipster god, maybe?

i bet you're wearing his clothes right now.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:04 PM

huh?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:08 PM

Im going to barf

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:11 PM

What about meh guy?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:35 PM

I am the meh guy.

allow me to introduce my mehther.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:40 PM

brooklynvegan.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:42 PM

what is gawker?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:44 PM

definitely Tom Yaps.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 1:53 PM

Pauly Handjobs?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:01 PM

Hipster of the Decade goes to everyone living in Williamsburg, Bushwick or wherever you hipsters live.

Go back home to your mamma in Nebraska!

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:02 PM

oh hipsters and gentrification. they have such pride!

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:09 PM

williamsburg and bushwick is exactly where the hipsters reside. all the hipsters living on or near bedford paying $3500 for their 350sq ft. studio.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:10 PM

Hahahhahah $3500 for 350 sq studio?!

Who is paying their rent?!

Aren't most hipsters unemployed or "free lance artist wannabes"?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:13 PM

What about Pop Jew?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:14 PM

chuck smuer

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:16 PM

Whatevs! I'm rent-controlled in W'burg, yo!

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:17 PM

My vote for Nancy Reagan.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:17 PM

hipster of the decade goes to YOU! the people who comment here on BV and repeat their hipster jokes & jabs on every post that ever gives them the chance to. without you, hipsterdom would not have survived this long.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:28 PM

Is it feasible to get all of them into a room and go to work on them with a hammer? Or is it just wishful thinking?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:37 PM

It's all of the wonderful trustafarians living in Brooklyn via Ohio.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:41 PM

ironically, it is Steve JOBS

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:43 PM

Pop Jew is so ugly under those huge glasses. giving bj's to everybody doesnt make you cool.

ha!

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:44 PM

who the fuck are those people?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:47 PM

does she really give blow jobs to everyone?
if she does isn't it her perogative, it's the music world don't hate a mandatory peice in it

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:59 PM

What time does Daft Punk go on?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 2:59 PM

KANYE!

Posted by wingwalker77 | December 22, 2009 3:16 PM

BV Comments Section: "Where High School Never Ends"

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 3:21 PM

leave popjew alone you antisemites

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 3:22 PM

brooklynvegan should get the title

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 3:39 PM

Doree Walker

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 3:41 PM

carles has yet to form a complete thought

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 3:44 PM

no Todd P?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 4:02 PM

rent control bitches!

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 4:12 PM

ooo...Todd P, that's good...from Todd P, it's a short throw to Matt & Kim.
...should we throw Andrew WK into the fray?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 4:23 PM

Obama

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 4:31 PM

Could someone post Gawker's list of nominees so that I don't have to click through to the cesspool that is Gawker? kthxbai

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 4:44 PM

i'm with 2:28. it's you and you and you and you and me spending time bitching anonymously about people who can't defend themselves on this fucken blog

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 4:46 PM

Jon Stewart

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 4:49 PM

Jeremy Jay

Posted by anonymous | December 22, 2009 5:04 PM

JAY-Z

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 5:04 PM

Jermaine Jackson

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 5:10 PM

jenna jameson

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 5:20 PM

jj abrams

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 5:22 PM

jack johnson

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 5:23 PM

jim jarmusch

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 5:31 PM

joe jonas

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 5:39 PM

jeb jackson

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 6:09 PM

Yaps

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 6:09 PM

dustin diamond

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 6:29 PM

mr. belding

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 7:40 PM

SAM CHAMPION

Posted by sam c | December 22, 2009 9:04 PM

Your Mom

Posted by Urban Grilling | December 22, 2009 9:06 PM

still reading gawker wow, that's like showing up at plaid going "hey where is everybody?"

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 9:31 PM

looks like 9:31 clinched it.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 9:43 PM

big perm

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 10:06 PM

me!!!

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 10:28 PM

what about who is the coolest critic of hipsters? i mean people who criticize hipsters are always cooler right?

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2009 11:19 PM

my dad.

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 1:41 AM

Jacko

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 8:42 AM

Regular reader

Posted by Regular reader | December 23, 2009 8:50 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhh the hipsters in williamsburg are from the midwest.

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 10:11 AM

CARLES 4 LIFE!

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 11:35 AM

"hipsters in williamsburg are from the midwest."

TRUE STORY

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 11:43 AM

Chewbacca

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 12:28 PM

Hipster = Fake

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 1:30 PM

my dick

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 1:54 PM

popjew does get around. scenester.

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 2:03 PM

Me!

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 6:35 PM

I've always fancied 6:35

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 8:54 PM

im hip! -dad, fairly oddparents

Posted by Anonymous | December 23, 2009 11:26 PM

Y'all, I wish Pop Jew would fall and trip on her own vagina. Y'all seen her vag? It's possible.

Posted by Doris | December 26, 2009 6:01 PM

Is this Pop Jew's first appearance as a BV meme?

Posted by Anonymous | December 26, 2009 8:57 PM

nah dude 1st popjew meme via wavves and douche bar fight

Posted by Anonymous | December 29, 2009 11:28 AM

rent control bitches!

Posted by pensmebag | October 23, 2012 3:46 PM

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