Posted in comedy | music | tour dates on December 19, 2009

John Waters & Divine
John Waters and Divine

"Giving gifts is incredibly difficult. The smarter you are, the easier it is to find a gift for you, because you have interests. And if you're really smart, you tell people what you want and they get it for you. If you leave it up to people who you know are going to get you bad gifts, that's your own stupid fault. Basically, a lot of the time people want to be told what to get you, because then they don't have to worry if you'll like it. But the best kind of presents are when someone you know collects something, and you find something that they never even knew existed. That's the top present, even if it costs a nickle. It's just finding something that they want that they didn't know existed.

The worst present is something that's obviously regifted. In that case, you should demand a receipt. [John Waters]"

John Waters has added an 11pm Christmas show at BB King's on December 22nd. Tickets are on sale. The previously-announced 8pm show on the same day is now sold out. Ronnie Spector plays her annual holiday show at the same venue tonight (12/19) & tomorrow (12/20).

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Comments (38)

saw him last night in new brunswick - hilarious!!

Posted by Anonymous | December 19, 2009 3:57 PM

I agree - the show in New Brunswick was great! Too bad there were tons of empty seats though!

Posted by Anonymous | December 19, 2009 7:59 PM

i know! i think it was due to the NY show...and it really wasn't well advertised.

Posted by Anonymous | December 19, 2009 8:09 PM

those dudes look gay.

Posted by Anonymous | December 19, 2009 10:11 PM

saw him last night in new brunswick

Posted by finance | January 7, 2010 3:29 PM

I have never seen him, i think he is funy.

Posted by ngan hang | January 12, 2010 11:55 PM

I agree - the show in New Brunswick was great! Too bad there were tons of empty seats though!

Posted by ben 10: alien force season 3 episode 13 | January 18, 2010 3:29 PM

saw him last night in new brunswick

Posted by dollhouse season 2 episode 11 | January 18, 2010 3:29 PM

John Waters adds a 2nd Christmas show in NYC, Ronnie Spector plays BB King's tonight John Waters & Divine "Giving gifts is incredibly difficult. The smarter you are, the easier it is to find a gift for you, because you have interests. And if you're really smart, you tell people what you want and they get it for you.

Posted by vardenafil | January 18, 2010 5:55 PM

If you leave it up to people who you know are going to get you bad gifts, that's your own stupid fault. Basically, a lot of the time people want to be told what to get you, because then they don't have to worry if you'll like it.

Posted by tadalafil | January 18, 2010 5:57 PM

John Waters adds a 2nd Christmas show in NYC, Ronnie Spector plays BB King's tonight John Waters & Divine "Giving gifts is incredibly difficult. The smarter you are, the easier it is to find a gift for you, because you have interests. And if you're really smart, you tell people what you want and they get it for you. .

Posted by WoW Leveling Guide | February 11, 2010 11:13 PM

"And if you're really smart, you tell people what you want and they get it for you. If you leave it up to people who you know are going to get you bad gifts, that's your own stupid fault" - it's exactly! So, be smarter!

Posted by custom paper | February 23, 2010 10:34 AM

These guys look like very funny characters.

Posted by DownAlternative | March 6, 2010 6:02 PM

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And if you're really smart, you tell people what you want and they get it for you.

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Posted by t25 turbo | March 23, 2010 1:02 PM

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Posted by 370z exhaust | March 23, 2010 1:03 PM

the perfomance was much better then ad. i saw a lot of free sits and excellent play there

Posted by essay writer | March 24, 2010 7:41 AM

The smarter you are, the easier it is to find a gift for you, because you have interests. And if you're really smart, you tell people what you want and they get it for you.

Posted by Electronic Cigarette | July 25, 2010 9:11 AM

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Posted by kamine ofen | August 21, 2010 5:46 AM

likes the show , @ christmas .

Posted by منتديات | September 24, 2010 8:35 AM

The whole Snow LP is pretty solid. And these guys easily sold out 3 NYC shows already.

^^^Maybe these are scalpers upset about the T5 addition?

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Posted by شات دردشه | October 10, 2010 9:51 PM

And if you're really smart, you tell people what you want and they get it for you because you know what you say.

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I thought every thing deferent maybe .

Posted by كورة | November 6, 2010 10:47 AM

e these are scalpers upset about the T5 addition?

Posted by عرب | December 3, 2010 8:18 AM

Too bad there were tons of empty seats though!

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Really amazing show. Specially the best part is that they are in NYC on Christmas and it's really honor for us that we have these guys finally in our city to make some fun and i really appreciate that they come for NYC people.

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