Posted in music | tour dates on July 1, 2010

Poolside Chats

Funnyman Neil Hamburger, known for, among other things for his Poolside Chats, is opening all three Faith No More shows this weekend, including two at the Williamsburg Waterfront (known for, among other things being the new "Pool").

Each Brooklyn show also has a third opener. Rahzel opens Friday (I wonder if Mike Patton will perform with him) and James Chance opens Monday. According to Roddy Bottum, "Doors 530, James Chance maybe 6 or 630, Neil Hamburger at 7 or 730, FNM at 8. K?" An anonymous commenter wrote the same.

All Neil dates below...

Neil Hamburger - 2010 Tour Dates
Fri Jul 2 - BROOKLYN, NY - Williamsburg Waterfront +
Sat Jul 3 - PHILADELPHIA, PA - Mann Center for Performing Arts +
Mon Jul 5 - BROOKLYN, NY - Williamsburg Waterfront +
Thu Jul 8 - PORTLAND, OR - Mississippi Studios @
Fri Jul 9 - SEATTLE, WA - The High Dive @
Sat Jul 10 - VANCOUVER, BC, CANADA - The Biltmore
Jul 16 - 17 MONTREAL, QC, CANADA - Just For Laughs Festival
Fri Aug 6 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Hemlock Tavern
Aug 16 - 22 EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Aug 23 - 28 LONDON, ENGLAND - Soho Theatre
(* with JP Incorporated) (+ with Faith No More)
(@ with Girl Feelings)

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Comments (32)

ew buoy

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 5:14 PM

Neeeeeeeillll Haaaamburger, yeeeeaahh!

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 5:22 PM

Meh openers I guess...whatever.

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 5:48 PM

How many Scientologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well it depends on whether they've been cleared of their engrams.

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 6:39 PM

Why did Metallica cut their hair?
Their hairdresser said it was the only way to get all that matted cum out of it.

yeeeaahh!

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 6:40 PM

CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANBEEEEEEEEEERRRRY
SAAAAAAUCEEEEEEE

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 9:07 PM

hahahaha what the fuck is legendary cool guy james chance doing opening for this 1990s punk funk garbage band

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 9:08 PM

ah, 9:08, must be nice to be so ignorant. So disrespect to James Chance, but your misunderstanding of FNM is so sad! It's going to be an amazing show!

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 9:33 PM

Wow, now, I really want to see this for James Chance. That is from left field.

Posted by CNC | July 1, 2010 9:56 PM

@9:08, study up on Mike Patton's entire career and you won't be questioning it

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 10:02 PM

Is James Chance going to be that solo piano nonsense he is doing in Greenpoint? I want to hear some sax.

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 10:12 PM

James Chance >>>>>>> FNM

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 10:20 PM

Mike Patton can eat shit - actually, he DOES eat shit!

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 10:22 PM

i saw them in sf and they also played 3 dates. it was sort of a variety show. neil hamburger came out and did commedy for 5 to 10 minutes then a 20 or 30 minute set followed by neil again..

Posted by shahim ali | July 1, 2010 10:24 PM

@mike patton weirdo guys: i've heard his boring sub-yamatsuka eye vocal improvisation and i've heard his boring tzadik jackoff stuff too. still doesn't explain why james chance is opening for him

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 11:38 PM

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Harriet Taubman?
Well of course the great Harriet Taubman was a heroine to the slaves, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers are slaves to the heroin.

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 11:41 PM

What was the name of the historical event at which hundreds of thousands of children were brutalized by a fascist dictatorship and then left out in the sun to die?
The Vans Warped Tour.

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 11:43 PM

Hey, what's the difference, what is the difference, between Courtney Love and the American flag?
Well, it would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

But thaaaaaaaat's my life.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. My name is Neil Haaaaaambuuuuuuurger. You've been great. Good night. Fuck you.

Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 11:47 PM

What's the only thing worse then 9/11?
311

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 2:09 AM

James Chance is chancey at live shows.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 3:42 AM

more neil jokes!

Posted by hamburgler | July 2, 2010 6:31 AM

James Chance is now doing terrible jazz beat spoken word. Such a shame.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 8:56 AM

Why did ET the Extra Terrestrial love Reese's pizzas so much?
Well because they have the same flavour that cum does on his own planet.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 9:36 AM

if anyone needs an extra for tonite I have one for 20 bucks - email if interested - againstscott@hotmail.com

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 11:48 AM

Look at how indie I am! I looooove James Chance, but haaaaaate Mike Patton and Faith No More! Faith No More is soooo commercial!

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 12:10 PM

Faith No MEHore

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 12:31 PM

1148: creeper

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 1:17 PM

I cant believe anyone cares about this band. They never wrote 1 good song!

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 3:55 PM

Why did God create the Paris Hilton sex video tape?
Well, so that the mentally retarded would have something to masturbate to.

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 6:01 PM

Heres a good one for you.

Why did Angelina Jolie, sexual actress Angeline Jolie, and sensual actor Brad Pitt, choose to have their baby in a primitive medical facility in Namibia, a third-world hellhole?
Well, simply to have a scapegoat when the baby was born retarded...

Posted by Anonymous | July 2, 2010 6:04 PM

At the Philly show last night, Neil thew not one but 2 drinks on a guy in the VIP section who was heckling him and asked him to kindly "lay his head by the foot of the stage so I can repeatedly smash it with my boot till your dead" Classic!

Posted by Anonymous | July 4, 2010 2:42 AM

I'll skip the comedian, just the few jokes quoted on here shows me he's not my cup of tea. I don't know enough about pop culture to laugh at jokes about it. Or really give a shit about it either.

Posted by Buono | July 4, 2010 1:39 PM

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