Posted in music on August 12, 2010

"holy shit....saw this guy on saturday? night, freaked the fuuuck outta me, thought he was gonna kill me the way he was acting and looking...scarry shit." - alltheircharity

"LMFAO BAHAHAHAHA OMG I KNOW THIS KID!!!?
Wow that's ridiculous!!!" - HuskerDuKid

"i hear? phoenixxxxx!" - DESTROYBOY001

Lollapalooza

video below (maybe there's no taser actually)...

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Kid in Green T-Shirt Fights Cops (via)

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Comments (74)

Hahaa, wow. Homeboy got dealt with swiftly. Those cops are much better at their jobs than the clowns at Coachella! Though admittedly, naked wizards are hard to fuck with.

Posted by Anonymous | August 12, 2010 11:30 PM

Losers like that ruin concerts. Well deserved.

Posted by Anonymous | August 12, 2010 11:30 PM

that kid sucks and cops suck. perfect match of asses.

Posted by Anonymous | August 12, 2010 11:30 PM

Let me guess. The person holding the camera was the kid's friend? Seems like a set-up to get a viral youtube video. (Not to minimize the danger of getting tased.)

Posted by Anonymous | August 12, 2010 11:43 PM

Probably the only instance in which Phoenix could be considered electrifying.

Posted by Anonymous | August 12, 2010 11:52 PM

Pushing a cop is always a good idea.

Posted by Anonymous | August 12, 2010 11:57 PM

I can't believe it, the cops totally overreacted and definitely violated this kid's rights. And right in front of the Hummus Corner, too.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:00 AM

BWUAHAHAHA!!! Love the way they carted him off! I also agree that this looks entirely like it was a planned video.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:02 AM

too bad he was not naked

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:04 AM

That guy who jumped over him is a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:24 AM

Kid gets tased?

I see no taser.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:03 AM

Lesson #1: NEVER push a cop. Even if you REALLY REALLY want to

Lesson #2: naked wizards TRULY are hard to fuck with.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:10 AM

ha... awesome..

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:14 AM

zapp reunion

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:24 AM

CPD does not fuck around.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:39 AM

I hate cops but I hate douchey white brats more. Justice.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:41 AM

glad im not the only one who saw hummus in that pic. h on the brain....

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:54 AM

Lesson #1 Dont take PCP at some festival or ever.
Lesson #2 Never push a clown young white guy.
Lesson #3 Finish your Jalapeno hummus if you want to make it through the day. Period!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 2:50 AM

Oops he lost a new balance too. Nice try fuckhead! And they carried his sorry ass off like a luau pig.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 2:56 AM

I have lots of respect for this kid. He is representative of America.
Freedom man!!!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 3:40 AM

phoenix in the background!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 5:38 AM

What happened to giving the youth of today a good talking to! Tasers, give me a break - it's not the Running Man!

Posted by Lawrence Poole | August 13, 2010 5:56 AM

looks like there's a tad too much sugar in that kids diet. he should really have snacked on Hummus instead...

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 7:35 AM

That's not "Hummus Corner" - it's "Kuma's Corner", the best burger place in Chicago.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 7:55 AM

I just thank god that cop is alright

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 8:07 AM

Do they have hummus burgers?

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 8:09 AM

Burgers are so much better than hummus, especially bacon cheeseburgers. I think I might point that out every time the hummus dickhead writes his dumb shit in every comment section. Don't taze me, bro!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 8:12 AM

no taser

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 8:24 AM

Double Fakin Hummus Burger

Posted by Steak Sandwich | August 13, 2010 8:27 AM

Because pushing a cop when you're outnumbered by them 3 to 1 is always smart...

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 8:39 AM

I am the only one who would've liked to see that d-bag get socked in the jaw??! Come on peeps, this kid NEEDS a beatdown...but not as bad as the hummus commenters need their collective asses stomped.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 8:46 AM

i don't see any taser

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 8:46 AM

choke on a chickpea, stupid hummusheadz!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 8:48 AM

he totally deserved much worse than what he got, but you never know what happened off camera in the privacy of the donut shop...

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:07 AM

This kid is a hero. Almost as good as the Jet Blue guy...

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:12 AM

@8:09 first time i have lol'd at a BV comment. nicely done.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:15 AM

i like turtles

Posted by c | August 13, 2010 9:16 AM

Hey 9:15, I have a sense of humor for sale, will give you a great deal

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:25 AM

I'm so glad hummus boy finally got taken down. Hopefully they don't have internet access in Chitown prisons so we'll never have to hear from him again.

If they give him hummus the other prisoners will use it to lube his ass.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:26 AM

Daddy is going to be pissed when he bails him out.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:31 AM

time to take out the trash!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:32 AM

omg totes thought that was hummus corner. i should say, how much more massive the injustice would be.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:37 AM

thats call an ABOP

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:41 AM

I'm glad that stupid hummus kid commenter got what he deserved and carried out by the police.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 9:48 AM

HUMMUS!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 10:13 AM

Stupid white person pushes a cop and gets served. Learn your lesson, idiot.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 10:19 AM

this is definitely what i picture hummus guy to look like. however, the hummus guy is not onefold but manifold. so.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 10:19 AM

can someone explain the origin of the hummus comments? i'm a pretty regular reader and commentator and somehow missed this.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 10:20 AM

10:20, Daft Punk and Beethoven have the answer for you.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 10:31 AM

it used to be one guy that would just make a random comment out of nowhere that was not funny but maybe let him feel less alone in the world. now its one guy who is pretending to be multiple people and is actually having conversations with himself.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 10:34 AM

KUMAS CORNER WAS AT LOLLAPALOOZA? FUCK!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 10:38 AM

7:55 thinks I can't fukkin' read.

And we Hummus Commenters are legion.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 10:48 AM

hey HUMtards, your shit is weak. if you were on Digg/Reddit your past it's sell-by meme would have been buried to oblivion by now.

actually BV, please implement a +/- system. i'll do it for you for free, just to see these HUMtards buried.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 11:10 AM

I wish BV would not allow any comments with the word "hummus" in them to be posted.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 11:12 AM

did he really need to be tased?? i mean he is being an ass and I would have loved to take him out as well... but there were 3 cops??? tased? really?

with that being said, still amusing!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 11:41 AM

i'd like to repeatedly tase the hummus poster for making me read all his thoroughly unamusing comments on this site.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 11:52 AM

Fuck this kid.Spoiled hipster,welcome to real life.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 11:53 AM

I missed the hummus thing -- can someone explain it? Were they serving good hummus at Lollapalooza or something? I know I should get this but I missed it...fill me in!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:00 PM

humtards, U R TEHGAY. sorry, no better way to put it.

YOU are the sound of one hand clapping.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:09 PM

It's a chickpea thang - you wouldn't understand.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:14 PM

THE VIDEO DOESN'T WORK ANY MORE!!! RATS!!!!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:51 PM

I'll say it again: Hummus jokes are imMEHterial.

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 12:57 PM

u mean huMEHs jokes are imMEHterial

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:06 PM

Don't taze me, bro!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:24 PM

MEH 13 5 8

M - 13
E - 5
H - 8

M - 13 E(5) + H(8) = 13
13 - 13
Friday

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:25 PM

^ Whooooooaaaa...

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:44 PM

i think this person's youtube account got tazed

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 1:47 PM

ACAB - DAVID SANDERSON

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 2:53 PM

The hummus in Chicago isn't as good as New York Hummus. I had some, and it was a little dry. (needed more olive oil)

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 4:08 PM

Video is down, mirror here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Posted by Richard Roll | August 13, 2010 5:22 PM

Don't taze meh bro!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 5:38 PM

TAAAACCCOOOOOO PEEEEEEOOOOOOOPPPPPLLLLLLE

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 6:41 PM

i love that one of the cops carrying that asshole actually sees the kids shoe fall off and just thinks 'nah, forget it' and keeps dragging him out!

Posted by Anonymous | August 13, 2010 7:55 PM

arrrrggg RICK ROLL'D! I thought we moved on, people.

Posted by Anonymous | August 14, 2010 10:38 AM

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