Posted in music | streams on December 24, 2010

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Not a hipster was stirring, not even a mehouse

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 2:08 PM

The hipsters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of hummus danced in their heads.

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 2:23 PM

@ 2:23, lmfao, good hummus joke bro

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 3:09 PM

Rankin & Bass' recently unearthed shocking Rudolph holiday special, "The Year Christmas Almost Wasn't". Shocking I say!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dV8P9u-EV8

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 3:11 PM

bah hummus

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 3:23 PM

bv, can you please confirm that no one special is showing up @ 92Y? please? last year sarah silverman & yo la tengo & jon glaser performed, & i would certainly blow off family xmas again for anything like that, but it's pretty inconvenient (and expensive) for just the listed lineup

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 4:05 PM

"i would certainly blow off family xmas again for anything like that"

I would go be with your family. That is, if they even let you back in, you asshole.

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 4:20 PM

Anything else fun going on tonight for a lone dude looking for interesting people?

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 6:08 PM

anyone have a dealer that delivers on christmas eve?

Posted by pee wee | December 24, 2010 7:26 PM

any lonely girls looking to get laid?

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 8:07 PM

i am a dealer looking for lonely girls.

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 10:18 PM

I'm looking for a hummus dealer. You got a twenty? And do you deliver to bushwick? Do you also give complimentary napkins?

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2010 10:41 PM

brooklynvegan sucks dick

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 1:37 AM

^merry christmas to you too.

bv rules, you suck dick.

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 2:29 AM

Reindeer meat wrapped in bacon

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 6:30 AM

amen 6:30

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 12:35 PM

hummus with bacon bits.

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 4:19 PM

Happy holidays, everyone!

Posted by Crosseyed Sniper | December 25, 2010 4:37 PM

Chickpeas roasting on an open fire
Cold PBR nipping at your nose
Chillwave carols being sung by the choir
And folks dressed up like Darwin Deez

Everybody knows a tofurkey and some hummus
Help to make the season bright
Tiny trustfunders with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to go to shows tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of synths and Macbooks on his sleigh
And every mother in Iowa is going to spy
To see if their kids know how to fly (on their own to JFK)

And so I'm offering this simple tune
To hipsters from 16 to 32
Although its been said, many times, many ways
MEHry Christmas to you

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 5:05 PM

Not a trustfunder was stirring to make hummas comments. No I guess they were.

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 5:19 PM

5:05 is comment of the year winner!!!
btw what time you go on stage?

Posted by me | December 25, 2010 6:42 PM

what's going on saturday?

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 8:11 PM

"what's going on saturday?"

A bunch of jews wishing their holidays were like Christmas. ;)

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 10:31 PM

what's going on saturday?

brooklyn douchebag not bothering to update his site is what's going on Saturday

Posted by Anonymous | December 25, 2010 10:35 PM

I MUST KNOW WHAT HIPSTER BANDS I CAN GO SEE ON CHRISTMAS. CUZ THERE ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE TO DO, I HAVE NO FRIENDS OR LOVED ONES SO I NEED DARWIN DEEZ

Posted by Anonymous | December 26, 2010 12:04 AM

"what's going on saturday?"
A bunch of jews wishing their holidays were like Christmas. ;)

The jewish holidays are great you can take your christmas.

Posted by Anonymous | December 26, 2010 2:21 AM

Which Jewish holidays are you referring to, 10:31? There are 63 of them a year.

Posted by Anonymous | December 26, 2010 4:11 AM

Here are some of the rad Christmas gifts I got....

1. American Apparel gift certificate autographed by Darwin Deez

2. Daft Punk's Tron soundtrack copied to Maxell cassette tape

3. Empty Nest Season 2, recorded on friend's DVR

4. 12-disc "Best of Chillwave 2010-2010" retrospective

5. Ironic geography themed t-shirt

5. Denim vest with "Witch House" embroidered on the lapel

6. Voucher good for one free hummus joke

7. A tip that Cross-Colors will be back in style next year

8. Lifetime pass to troll on BV


Happy Holydays Bitchez!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | December 26, 2010 8:36 AM

last year sarah silverman & yo la tengo & jon glaser performed, & i would certainly blow off family xmas again

Posted by relaxante | December 28, 2010 9:09 PM

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