Posted in music | tour dates on February 21, 2011

How I quit Crack

"Austin based performance artist Ernestina Forbes aka "How I Quit Crack" is a gem. Aesthetically her performances are thick with fog machines, lasers, and ornate effervescence via black light saturation. Objects such as feathers, skulls, fake flowers, and a black light reactive guitar are strewn about the stage and vividly glowing. Meanwhile, doomed out synth-scapes and dimension bending frequency washes allow you to slip into a trance as a soft voice guides you through the fog. She recently released 7in" titled "Gone Away" and is available on Answering Machine Records." [Pendu]
Witch House enthusiasts take note. How I Quit Crack is on the road. New Yorkers take note. How I Quit Crack plays a show at Red Light District in Far Rockaway tonight (2/21), and a Pendu gig at Secret Project Robot in Brooklyn Tuesday (2/22) with BL§§D OU†. All dates, flyers and some videos, below...

How I quit Crack

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 21ST
AT RED LIGHT DISTRICT (1034 bay 25th street, far rockaway)
8:00, 5:00
HOW I QUIT CRACK
IMMACULATE:GROTESQUE
MIRACLE POWER COMBINATION (ex-Blast Beat)
+ MORE TBA
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How I quit Crack

Comments (51)

two thumbs down

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 7:06 PM

good lord make it stop

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 7:41 PM

Guess who never took crack?

This privileged bimbo surfing on mom and dads dime, that's who!

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 7:58 PM

uhhhh

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 8:10 PM

Bjork's emo daughter

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 8:32 PM

Sleigh Bells on Ruffies.

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 8:33 PM

Thanks BV!!! I'll TAKE NOTE! God, this site sucks.

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 8:54 PM

This makes me want to start smoking crack

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 9:14 PM

god, 8:54 is a royal douche

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 9:15 PM

>This privileged bimbo surfing on mom and dads dime, that's who!

haha. my brother/sister, you are so true. it's like julian fernando casablancas wearing all dirty clothing and ripping off the heartbreakers/television/ramones and being like, yo, look at how downtown nyc i am.

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 9:18 PM

so ... um, this is the best our generation can offer, eh? we're in good hands.

please kill me now.

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 9:19 PM

i think witch house might be a worse genre than nu metal

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 9:24 PM

makes me think of a funeral home...

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 9:40 PM

far rockaway though?

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 9:47 PM

This is a new low.

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 10:11 PM

"performance art" is just what people call it when they can't sing, play music, act, dance....

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 10:13 PM

Haha! Some quality quips abound in this thread. Keep it coming, fellows.

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 10:16 PM

this is fucking unreal. in the same league as SALEM. i'm embarrassed...

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 10:52 PM

@915, aw did someone get their feewings hurt because they made fun of your music? it's okay little hipster, buy some more hummus with your daddys credit card and everything will be okay in the morning.

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 11:14 PM

How I Quit Hummus

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 11:18 PM

11:14: At least be clever when going after some doof.

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 11:26 PM

god damn you 11:18, i clicked on this page to write that same thing. go drown in a hummus vat

Posted by Anonymous | February 21, 2011 11:50 PM

How Y'All Didn't Quit Eating Feces

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 12:04 AM

Trust me... Quitting crack is much more easier then quitting hummus.
The pita triangle > the crack pipe.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 12:28 AM

looks fun! why are y'all hating?
might go. i've been waiting for a day i could wear my glow in the dark rosary and glow in the dark wayfarers. (im not kidding i've found both of those at dollar stores)

Posted by keith ledger | February 22, 2011 1:30 AM

well keith, because this is horseshit.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 2:40 AM

i had to clean up cat poop today :(

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 3:31 AM

Wow Im in pain from hearing that. It was worse than having your eyes scratched out.

Posted by Audioed | February 22, 2011 7:45 AM

Ohh The pain the pain !
- Dr. Zachary Smith

Posted by Kazukovox | February 22, 2011 8:47 AM

Rumor has it when you go to hell this will be your eternal soundtrack of damnation.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 11:40 AM

This makes LCD Soundsystem seem like the greatest band eva.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 11:41 AM

This just proves the damage crack does to your brain.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 11:49 AM

Great, another band with an awful name.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 12:26 PM

lol...BV was asking for it with this post...holy hell this looks awful. come on! is this a joke post? please say this is a joke.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 2:00 PM

seriously?! why don't i give my friend's two month old baby an instrument and have the clips posted. seriously. wtf happened to the day when people actually learned how to play instruments and do something. this is horseshit. sweetheart, please, go take some crack or whatever you need to get creative and come back and tell us how the new album is coming.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 2:11 PM

Just like Aerosmith and The Beatles maybe she was better when she was on drugs.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 4:12 PM

I would be a hater too if I was a fate middle age bore at home on a Friday night with my indie rock records. Why is everyone so threatened?

Posted by anonymous | February 22, 2011 4:47 PM

she have nice tits or no?

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 5:31 PM

Put it this way, you should have no problem droppin' loads. Fire away, son...

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 5:40 PM

No one here feels threatened. We just have taste.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 5:42 PM

All you thick headed irono-wear dipshits that think a few jangly guitars and assholes with big lips are going to save 2011 are so backwards that your shoving shitty Williamsburg pizza in your assholes and shitting out your mouths. All this hater vibe is evidence that youll retire to your bland conformity seeking lives eventually completing the ritual of emulating your parents and having more asshole kids like yourselves. Why so threatened by a good time? Good thing the blogosphere is dying of a clogged ear canal and eyesore. Wow Brooklyn Vegan you really took a risk on this one, keep up on that edge! I actually wrote the blurb mentioned in this article for Pendu some time back. Tina is a friend, and I couldnt tell you how wrong you are. If you have any balls go to the show and see for yourself. ;)

Posted by Malcolm Elijah | February 22, 2011 5:52 PM

fuck all yall faggots. tina is good people. she would give you her last dollar, share her meal, open her house to anyone needing a place to stay. she apologizes for others. she cries when she hears someone is sick. she goes out of her way for you hater fuckin bitches. yall can all sit on a tack. stay at home, losers.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 7:20 PM

7:20... You say she would share a meal, but is that meal chickpea based? That's the important question here.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 7:38 PM

I would go but I don't think you want strep throat. BTW I like bloody meat, does that go with hummus?

Posted by toast | February 22, 2011 9:46 PM

I like bloody meat too... of humans.

Posted by Anonymous | February 22, 2011 11:55 PM

she shares meals eh? think she wants to share some of my hard cock and make a meal of my spunk?

Posted by Anonymous | February 23, 2011 1:19 AM

^ Yeah, with a line like that how can any girl not go gaga for someone like that?

Posted by Anonymous | February 23, 2011 12:39 PM

uh from houston tx bish no granola based lifestyle here. check it

Posted by Anonymous | February 24, 2011 11:46 AM

I'm from Austin and I've seen this girl play private house shows and all around town, and trust me, the only thing interesting is why ANY of the people around her don't slap her silly and tell her how stupid her shit is. If this is really how she quit crack, that's great, but let's not confuse it for music or art of any value.

And if it's ritual magick, then a glamour it may be, but those are only good for fools.

Posted by the empress' neon clothes | February 26, 2011 11:53 AM

you shitfags should hear the new album, she has a better voice than any of you anonymous internet turds

Posted by skullcaster | April 13, 2011 7:57 PM

How I Quit Crack is fun, creative and different. Her story is inspiring. I'm shocked at how many close minded, judgemental people there are reading this site. To each his or her own but I really can't believe that you all don't have anything better to do than sit around and hurl cowardly "anonymous" insults at someone's heart and soul. That is sad.

Posted by Naomi Cherie in Austin, TX | October 11, 2011 3:09 AM

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