Posted in comedy | tour dates on March 17, 2011

Charlie Sheen

2ND SHOW ADDED ON SUNDAY, APRIL 10 @ 8PM

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES 18+ OVER

My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you.

I'm going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it I dare you to keep up with me.

Charlie Sheen will be donating $1.00 from each ticket for the Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Tour to the Japanese Earthquake Relief Fund. For more information on how your proceeds are being used please contact the Red Cross at www.redcross.org.

The other show is April 8th, and tickets are on sale now for both.

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Comments (124)

donating a WHOLE dollar per ticket?

wow.

what a bullshit samaritan

yeah, winning. whatever.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:06 PM

wow ... a millionaire donating $1 of every ticket sold... so generous

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:06 PM

Douchebaggery

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:07 PM

leave the coke and the hookers and GTFO Charlie.

Posted by dad | March 17, 2011 12:08 PM

people going to see this show should be pelted with tomatoes on the way in.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:12 PM

i'm tired of this guy and his pursed lips

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:12 PM

Why not - both shows get cancelled and ticketmaster keeps all their fees. Easy money!

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:14 PM

$750 for vip meet and greet tickets. Winning

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:15 PM

How many $'s did all you anonymous asshats donate? Yea'mmm, that's what I thought.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:16 PM

Charlie need money for 7g rocks 'cause that's how he rolls.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:17 PM

this anonymous asshat donated $100.
and i'm unemployed.

your move hotshot.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:19 PM

I'll wait for Mel Gibson's spoken word tour.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:23 PM

^ Word.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:27 PM

@12:19 u r so fullo shite you are in danger of flooding the 1/9 line tunnels. u keep typing though - only 2 hours 'till mommy gets home

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:31 PM

While I loathe hearing about Sheen, dude truly is living like a rockstar...esp. w/ these RCMH gigs. Damn, what a f--king loser who actually is kinda winning in some bizarre aspects. Hey Charlie, please just go away!!

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:33 PM

Someone needs to stand outside Radio City before and after these shows and get video of the throngs of fucking douchebags who are paying money to see this delusional nutcase ramble for 2 hours. It just has to be a sampling of the worst people in society.

Posted by Gert | March 17, 2011 12:39 PM

12:19 is a real hero

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:40 PM

I think that it's awesome. Like watching a 3 legged dog cross a busy street.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:40 PM

Sheen is my new religion

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:42 PM

Holy crap is 1216 a Ticketmaster intern or Charlie Sheen intern? Either way 0_o

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:42 PM

While I think this is incredibly stupid, I'd rather see people support Sheen instead of Jacuzzi Boyz, James Blake, or Jon Cryer.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:45 PM

12:19 great so you donated some of your unemployment that I'm paying for. stop posting on music blogs and get a job.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:46 PM

Will there be on-stage fellatio?

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:52 PM

12:46 is winning

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 12:59 PM

Given Radio City's capacity, it will be approximately a $6,000 donation to Japan per show. Which is great, I'm sure they could use every penny of it and then some.

By comparison, however, (and granted, this is before rental fees, management, security, etc. are all subtracted, but I don't have those figures), Sheen stands to take home approximately $567k* per show. And that doesn't even include Ticketbastard's take.

Looking at those numbers, sadly, he really does seem to be winning. :(

*Calculated by taking average between ticket prices of $80 ($480,000 in sales) and $109 ($654,000 in sales), at 6,000 capacity.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:00 PM

12:46 is the real hero.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:05 PM

I paid into the system for 15 years when I was working so actually my unemployment is MY money, so shove it

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:06 PM

"people going to see this show should be pelted with tomatoes on the way in."

The People that bloated this media frenzy about Sheen and the people that continue to eat this shit up need to be tarred and feathered.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:08 PM

Haha donating to Japan is like donating to Citigroup. You got suckered by CNN and Ted Turner's private stock interests. Congratulations.


Who do you think owns the bonds which fund America's budget?

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:15 PM

1:15, what are you talking about?

It's a donation to the Red Cross, an international aid organization, not the Japanese government or Emperor Akihito.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:17 PM

Will there be hummus available?

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:19 PM

@1:06 yer a leach .. stfu and get a job

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:23 PM

So you're going to rely on the Red Cross to disperse funds. 1) HAHA at that. The Red Cross is a money pit. 2) The red cross is going to use to invest that money in construction projects to rebuild infrastructure and housing. Money that would otherwise be spent by Japan govt. So you are giving money to the Japanese govt, whether you want to believe it or not. Now go back to your inauthentic watered down hummus.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:25 PM

will the goddesses be there? winning.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:31 PM

Who should the money be given to then, Batman? Thanks for all the alternative solutions!

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:31 PM

You are all a bunch of bloody vaginal belches...meh...

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:32 PM

Haiti, Africa or... Americans (who would have thought of improving the local community?) d-bag.

Then again, who'd have expected common sense answers.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:34 PM

1:15 is into conspiracy theories. Real dumb too.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:43 PM

1:43's tiny pink brain apparently can't comprehend that a global media conglomerate would base its coverage on self interests.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:48 PM

Ugh. Everytime I read the comments here I wish a fucking tsunami would wash all you scumbags away. All your opinions are wrong and you are just as much as a dbag as sheen . Cept without the cash.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:49 PM

1:43's off his Starbucks shift.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:54 PM

FUCK THIS WORLD

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:54 PM

Haha! I was just about to post something like that about the tsunami, 1:49! I agree.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:56 PM

I hope you all get gang raped by a bunch of minorities.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:58 PM

This whole development is so appalling to me...When Charlie first went viral in the media and they said his show had been a top rated show for the last 8 years, I was like "Whaaa?...That show Suuuuuuuuuuucks."

Posted by Cathy | March 17, 2011 2:01 PM

But unfortunately, 15 million Americans disagree with me :(

Posted by Cathy | March 17, 2011 2:03 PM

oh hey 1:58, id rather that then get gang raped by a bunch of delusional and self-important whiteys. which seems to be your preference.

came for the douchebaggery, leaving satisfied.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:08 PM

These comments are perfect example of why we should stick to arguing about music.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:09 PM

Free Gilbert!

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:16 PM

We can talk about Jack Johnson. He's pretty rad.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:17 PM

goof on jack all you want - that Curious George shit ruled. Hailz to jackz.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:22 PM

"These comments are perfect example of why we should stick to arguing about music."

Yeah, but even then there's an abundance of douchenozzlery and BV cuntistry. Go figure.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:22 PM

NOBODY will get a fucking penny from me. i am a cheap bastard and that's the way i like it

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:32 PM

Douchenozzlery is a much better band than BV Cuntistry.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:33 PM

Charlie Sheen > whatever band you're seeing at SXSW

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:37 PM

Hold on. Did Charlie say Mayhem is playing? SICK!

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:45 PM

Charlie, you're no Hugh Hefner.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 2:48 PM

Winning

Posted by Beyond Stale Joke | March 17, 2011 3:15 PM

I can't wait to paint the walls of Radio City with tiger blood.

Posted by Charlie Sheen | March 17, 2011 3:41 PM

dear charlie sheen, FUCK. YOU.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:00 PM

got my tickets! 4th row suckas. Can't fucking wait. This shit is going to be EPIC

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:24 PM

"Douchenozzlery is a much better band than BV Cuntistry."

Pick the one you fall under...

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:28 PM

WHY ARENT ANY OF YOU FAGHOLES WATCHING MARCH MADNESS?

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:34 PM

fucking douche!

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:34 PM

Such a risky purchase. Over under on Sheen showing up completely strung out and too dysfunctional to do the show?

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:36 PM

I heard the entire crowd is getting a line of coke.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:38 PM

I love Charlie Sheen and Nickelback and I love living in Brooklyn where there are so many trendy mustaches, even on the guys. I use hummus as lube when I have sex with the asexual looking rock chicks. I love the smell of their stale vaginas. It's like PBR and gruyere sitting on a radiator on full blast. Your scene is just so unique and awesome. I like that you are individuals with matching uniforms and how you all liked Admiral Ackbar before there was a trap.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:38 PM

a line of coke and a phone number for when you get the shakes afterwards!

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:39 PM

@4:39 you made a funny -- fucking douche!!

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:42 PM

full on Strip Club at RCMH!!!!! Now that would be worth paying for.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:43 PM

titties

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:43 PM

@4:38 HAHAHAHA! I'm wondering when they'll realize they basically turned the NYC music scene into LA of the 80's. I love that band with a guy, a girl and a synthesizer that wears funny clothes. You know the one. I just named them all.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:45 PM

You too shall be judged. Just as MC Hammer was.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:51 PM

the synth wears funny clothes, eh? i'd like to see that.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 4:58 PM

want me to drag em outta here, kick the shit out of em?

Posted by vaughn | March 17, 2011 5:14 PM

You children would be lucky to even snort confectionary sugar off your mom's tits.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 5:15 PM

I hate white people.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 5:42 PM

When confronted by judgemental authority CS went on a rampage for his freedom...

This is true Punk Rock, and I'm not going for irony here...

I'm not going to pay hard earned money to see him, but he has my support

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 6:37 PM

1:43's tiny pink brain apparently can't comprehend that a global media conglomerate would base its coverage on self interests.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:48 PM


Well said. That idiot doesnt understand the elementary workings of 90 percent of the corporate media. Doctors without Borders is trustworthy.

This is really sad that this sheen manic loser is still given attention in the media or that people will actually buy tickets for this. The guys violent to begin with in his prolonged drugged state.

Get Gilbert Godfrey and Sheen to be deported to Greenland.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 6:49 PM

why the hell is i can't understand

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 8:52 PM

blunts

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 9:18 PM

aren't there several other websites where people can talk about charlie sheen instead of this one?

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 12:46 AM

Your comment has been received and held for approval by the blog owner

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 1:17 AM

wow, the term jac uzzi boys has been flagged by bv

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 1:18 AM

Charlie Sheen for president 2012. He can end the wars.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 2:59 AM

@1:25 - you are a complete idiot. everyone is dumber for having read what you just wrote. I have never posted on bv before, but your complete nonsense compelled me to do so. please leave your basement, perhaps look at yourself hard in the mirror.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 6:03 AM

Yeah.. well, 1$ is better than nothing, right?

Posted by Lojas Bebe | March 18, 2011 7:06 AM

^ it is the ticket buyers money that is going to this not Sheens...but as you said $1 is better than nothing.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 8:09 AM

1:43's tiny pink brain apparently can't comprehend that a global media conglomerate would base its coverage on self interests.

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2011 1:48 PM


Well said. That idiot [JCZZI. BOYS] doesnt understand the elementary workings of 90 percent [JCZZI. BOYS] of the corporate media. Doctors [JCZZI. BOYS] without Borders [JCZZI. BOYS] is trustworthy.

This is really sad [JCZZI. BOYS] that this sheen [JCZZI. BOYS] manic [JCZZI. BOYS] loser [JCZZI. BOYS] is still given attention [JCZZI. BOYS] in the media [JCZZI. BOYS] or that people [JCZZI. BOYS] will actually buy tickets for this [JCZZI. BOYS]. The guys [JCZZI. BOYS] violent to begin with in his [JCZZI. BOYS] prolonged drugged [JCZZI. BOYS] state.

Get Gilbert Godfrey [JCZZI. BOYS] and Sheen [JCZZI. BOYS] to be deported to Greenland [JCZZI. BOYS].

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 8:40 AM

This entire post is the reason the terrorists hate us.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 9:02 AM

Wrong 9:02. Terrorists hate use because America wastes so much chickpeas.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 9:13 AM

@6:03 So sorry you don't understand how the Red Cross works and can't be bothered to go do 5 minutes of reading to see how. Guess that's why you work at Starbucks or whatever crappy run of the mill mom and pop owned diner.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 9:18 AM

This entire post is the reason I hate us.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 9:33 AM

INTERPOL/BLONDE REDHEAD @ Terminal 5 on presale now. PW = sickday

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 9:36 AM

INTERPOL/BLONDE REDHEAD @ Terminal 5 on presale now. PW = sickday

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 9:39 AM

Anyone one using the situation in Japan as a marketing tool is a sicko. Except Gilbert he was just testing new material.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 9:40 AM

I'm picturing scenes form the Roman Coliseum

Posted by ARTY | March 18, 2011 10:36 AM

Your mother sucks cocks in hell!!

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 10:58 AM

Candy asses............ all of ya!

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 11:19 AM

jah cuzzi boys like charlie

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 11:48 AM

I appreciate the amount of concentrated hatred in this thread.

Posted by Stephen Whitfield | March 18, 2011 12:03 PM

Oh, and fuck you all.

Posted by Stephen Whitfield | March 18, 2011 12:05 PM

For BV losers, by regular losers.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 12:15 PM

Don't bother learning to spell Gilbert's name, 6:49. Just keep it out ya mouth. Gilbert is a comedy genius.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 1:16 PM

I think 6:49 was confused with Ambrose Godfrey, 17th century phosphorous manufacturer and general apothecary. Greenland is actually quite nice.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 1:29 PM

Charlie Sheen, media stunts, porn stars, cocaine aside, this comment thread seems to be brimming full of conclusion-jumping, misinformed loud-mouthed fucking morons.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 1:42 PM

There's a ton of cum in this jacuzzzi.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 2:03 PM

That's because it was a collective BV douchebag fart.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 2:44 PM

I paid $750 for the meet and greet - gonna see if he'll do blow w/me.

Posted by Giovanni | March 18, 2011 3:02 PM

rage against the sheen

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 3:07 PM

I paid $7.50 for the meet and greet - gonna see if he'll blow me.

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 3:43 PM

BV is a wet, sticky, feces flecked cum fart

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 4:29 PM

^ C'mon! We know how you like it!

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 4:38 PM

If you don't replace the toilet paper when it is gone then the terrorists win.

Do you hate America?

Posted by Anonymous | March 18, 2011 4:50 PM

He is coming to Columbus Ohio now also. Should be an interesting show.

Posted by Steve @ Mothers Day | March 18, 2011 4:52 PM

golf wang, fuck charlie sheen nigga taking up our 16 min

Posted by Anonymous | March 19, 2011 12:38 AM

will there be any coke at the meet and greet? can we meet and grope the godesses?

Posted by Anonymous | March 19, 2011 1:08 AM

What time does Daft Punk come on? Or is this show strictly an opening for Mehmford and Suns?

Posted by Anonymous | March 19, 2011 2:22 AM

That's What Sheen Said......

Posted by Anonymous | March 19, 2011 4:10 PM

He's coming to Massey Hall in Toronto as well. As long as folks line up to pay to see him, he is indeed winning...

Posted by George @ Toronto real estate | March 19, 2011 8:50 PM

Fuck all ya - Charlie is so money.

Posted by Anonymous | March 19, 2011 9:57 PM

I don't know why I scroll to the comments. You people are worse than cancer.

Posted by Anonymous | March 20, 2011 1:21 AM

Why is BV covering this?

Posted by Anonymous | March 20, 2011 5:11 PM

i think he's spent way too much time at www.timecube.com and is slowly turning into gene ray.

Posted by gene ray | April 10, 2011 1:27 PM

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