Charlie Sheen playing Radio City Music Hall....

if you go to this you are an asshole

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 8:38 AM

This "show" is just all kinds of wrong...

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 8:41 AM

i fucking hate the sxsw ads on the sides of the site. it makes the site looks shitty like stereogum

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 8:42 AM

Perhaps you would like to pay to come on then, asshole.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 8:47 AM

So then does this mean all the craziness has been an act. Is this just another Joaquin Phoenix thing?

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 8:52 AM

yeah, the sxsw ads with butcher markings on an illustrated cow is pretty stupid for a site called brooklynvegan.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 8:52 AM

what a dick

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 8:56 AM

imagine if he dies on stage?

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:05 AM

Playing? Does he play guitar?

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:08 AM

You all want what he has.

Haters want to hate.

Posted by Badger | March 16, 2011 9:12 AM

US $79.50 - US $109.00
US $79.50 Ticket + US $14.35 Fees =
US $93.85
US $109.00 Ticket + US $17.55 Fees =
US $126.55

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA No way!!!!!!

And $1 goes to the Japan Earthquake Fund

FU CHUCK

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:17 AM

He and his shitty facelift are old news

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:20 AM

koplo

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:26 AM

lucy

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:28 AM

How long before this sells out?

And ha ha 8:52 (2), good point!

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:29 AM

I think I have made a big mistake in coming here.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:33 AM

Charlie is the Captain of the Bruise Cruise.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:49 AM

^ Yeah, me too it seems.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:49 AM

Show of the year.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:50 AM

2 high-end prostitutes and maybe $1000 bucks worth of top-line blow and the next 80 minutes are spent watching charlie try to do all the blow and bang the hell out of the whores.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 9:58 AM

Duh, winning.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 10:00 AM

Charlie playing the Waterfront in June

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 10:13 AM

His dad must be proud.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 10:15 AM

10:15-his dad ain't no prize either.

Posted by donn | March 16, 2011 10:28 AM

what the hell happened to Radio City's standards? Oh yeah, isn't it run by the Dolans?

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 10:38 AM

Radio City's standards?

Its a venue. You pay the rental fee. You get the space.

Pretty simple.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 10:41 AM

this was kind of funny until he did that stupid online show. definitely gotten old.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 10:47 AM

BTW, what is up with Goddess #1's stomach in that photo, that's a bit frightening.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 10:49 AM

Hearing a man like Sheen speak would be a hell of a lot more entertaining than fucking Girl Talk and all the other disco darlings worshiped by followers of this site. You've all accepted your mind control programming from the mass media perfectly, you've absorbed this weeks 2 minute hate perfectly. Good slaves, now go enjoy your crumbs.

Posted by nygrum,p | March 16, 2011 10:50 AM

I heard MGMT are opening...

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 10:57 AM

Charlie Sheen seems to have some problem in the private life. He just loose their kids because of the violence in the family.

Posted by Mike | March 16, 2011 11:12 AM

April 8th? Imagine how fucking boring this Charlie Sheen thing will be by then. It's boring now and it's only mid March.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 11:12 AM

^ Exactly. This whole Charlie Sheen nonsense will fall out pretty quickly. Just like every other celebrity wacko shenenigans that are the latest trend to talk about all the fucking time.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 11:25 AM

He already did one of these shows and here's the footage to prove it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 11:41 AM

a $1 goes to Japan relief? what a douche

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 11:43 AM

You could just check into a drug rehab facility and get the same entertainment from the residents there. Why pay all that money to go to Radio City?

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 11:47 AM

@ 11:41: What's next, "Gotcher nose?"

Posted by Scott | March 16, 2011 11:48 AM

Did you all hear that huge sound recently? It was the world being flushed down the toilet.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 11:49 AM

Jack white is putting out a 7". The more you play it, it quickly degrades until a pile of blow is sitting atop your slipmat.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 11:52 AM

Is there an Emilio ticket level package I can overpay for?

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 11:57 AM

"Did you all hear that huge sound recently? It was the world being flushed down the toilet."

Been going on longer than recently. It's just that every now and then the water comes back up just a little, so to speak.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 12:01 PM

Carlos Estevez! Arriba! Arriba!

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 12:08 PM

jacuzzi boys made charlie do it

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 12:25 PM

This is the guy from the movie Hot Shots right????

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 12:25 PM

10:50 "You've all accepted your mind control programming from the mass media perfectly, you've absorbed this weeks 2 minute hate perfectly. Good slaves, now go enjoy your crumbs"

Yes....we're the slaves....please go back to conspiracy theorizing with Charlie Sheen about how America was responsible for 9/11.

This guy can go fuck himself.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 12:31 PM

what time does daft punk go on?

Posted by nsfw | March 16, 2011 12:48 PM

Chinese food? Wtf are you talking about???

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 12:54 PM

This is an April Fool's joke, right? *Can't Be Real*

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 1:04 PM

11:57 is slathered with win.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 1:05 PM

even the scalpers wont touch this one.. they have their standards you know...

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 1:53 PM

I can't wait. Got a block of tix, and bringing my mom too.

Y'all be reading about us on Page Six.

YEOOWWWWW!

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 1:59 PM

scalpers will definitely buy this it is a hot ticket.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 2:15 PM

will henry rollins be there?

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 2:15 PM

"Jack white is putting out a 7". The more you play it, it quickly degrades until a pile of blow is sitting atop your slipmat."

^^^This is a brilliant idea!

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 2:44 PM

i really like the burritos at chipotle, i like to get all the salsa's on them.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 2:57 PM

I like hummus

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 3:03 PM

thats what Sheen said...

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 3:33 PM

The Chase! Part II! With the New Chaz Sheen! Coming to theatres Friday, May 20th. Bonus prize of corned beef sandwich goes to whoever correctly names the kidnappee!

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 3:40 PM

Charlie Sheen Hummus...

1 can of chickpeas.
2 tablespoons of tahini
1/4 lemon
2 tablespoons olive oil
4 grams of Colombian coca
1 forty jar of ketamine.

Blend until smooth.
Serve on peyote triangles.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 3:42 PM

21st Century Schizoid Man

Posted by anon | March 16, 2011 3:54 PM

Marla Maples. Am I right?

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 3:57 PM

^ No, sorry. Try again. Hint: She's definitely not as old.

Posted by Anonymous | March 16, 2011 4:02 PM

Carol Channing.