Posted in To Do | music on March 29, 2011

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Tags: Lou Reed

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What time does your mom go on? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 3:30 PM

Lou's people threatened to have some Israeli commandos storm the LPR if he wasn't aded to the benefit

Posted by nygrump | March 29, 2011 3:32 PM

LCD

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 3:38 PM

LCD Soundsystem is playing tonight? I had no idea. Anybody know how I can get tickets?

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 3:42 PM

wait, lou reed is playing that free show at LPR at 9 tonight?!

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 3:47 PM

It's not free, it's $100!

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 3:48 PM

ha, i see now. i was looking at the wrong benefit. i knew that couldn't have been right.

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 3:49 PM

$100 and you get to hear Lou Reed
$200 and he stays home

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 3:51 PM

DJ Olive is playing with Billy Martin but for some reason BV hates "jazz", so I guess they're just not going to mentiion his awesomeness.

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 3:56 PM

DJ Olive played at Merkin with So Percussion last night and it was boring

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 4:00 PM

Miami Horror - very excited to check them out but can't find tickets anywhere wtf

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 4:03 PM

o wait it mentions billy later. MY B! I get angry easy I guess.

Boring? I can see that. So Percussion should stick to their own stuff, all these colaborations they've been doing don't seem like successful pieces of work. I haven't heard it so I can't really critique but from what I've heard seems like they're are stretching too far in the wrong direction.

Posted by you | March 29, 2011 4:05 PM

"Lou's people threatened to have some Israeli commandos storm the LPR if he wasn't aded to the benefit"

Actually, it was just the good ol' SWAT team that was gonna storm the LPR.

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 4:08 PM

I met one of Lou's former assistants (aka dogwalker) and he said Lou says something crazy like /\ what's above /\ on a daily basis and then apologizes on the same day.

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 4:11 PM

Yo
I'm a hot and bothered astronaut, crashing while jacking off
to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce
Sent to earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws
and knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off
Twist is sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off
six different liquors with a prince wig plastered on
Stop screaming bitch, you shouldn't be that alarmed
that big lips was in the attic ???s with an addicts arm
Earl puts the ass in assassin
and puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic
puts em in a pan and mixes it up with scat
then gobbles it up like fat black bitches and catfish
It so happens that I'm so haphazardous,
I'd puke a piece and put it on (???)
I'm askin that you faggot rap actors take action
and get a hall pass for this class act shit
How the fuck I fit an ax in a satchel?
Slip capsules in her glass, she dizzy rascal
Party staff baffled, asking where her ass go
In my room redefining the meaning of black hos
and go on, suck it up, but hurry i've got nuts to bust
and ?????
and sluts to fucking uppercut
Its OF, buttercup, go ahead, fuck with us
Without a doubt a surefire way to get your mother fucked
Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt
Play a song, invade her thong my dick is having guts for lunch
as well as supper, then i'll rummage through a ruptured cunt
found them ? fuckin nosy neighbors know that somethings up
Whatcha doing? Nothing much
Would shout some other stuff - gotta fucking bounce, guess the bouncers had enough of us

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 4:21 PM

Miami Horror killed it at the Knit last night. I'd strongly recommend checking them out if you can

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 5:09 PM

free earl!

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 5:36 PM

got an email from a friend at dfa about some secret lcd thing going down at a location called "259 banker" in brooklyn late friday night (says "get there around midnight").

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 5:46 PM

yeah, that's what I would do if I was an overweight Englishman in NYC on my day off - work some more. nah, James is gonna be eating, A LOT, at some restaurant.

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 5:59 PM

259 Banker is the address of what was formerly Studio B, for those of you that are new to NYC

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 6:42 PM

I predict DuMont Burger. Then Taco Chulo. Then Fette Sau. Then back to Taco Chulo. Then some nameless halal truck in Jackson Heights.

The cops will then find him Saturday morning passed out in front of a nearby shwarma joint, covered in the tan stuff.

Posted by Anonymous | March 29, 2011 8:38 PM

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