Posted in hiphop | music | tour dates on May 4, 2011

Edan

EDAN LIKE MUSIC.
EDAN BORN IN LATE SEVENTIES.
EDAN HAVE LOVING PARENTS WHO SUPPORT HIM & RAISE HIM GOOD. NO SMOKING. NO FIGHTING. JUNK FOOD SOMETIMES.
EDAN HEAR BEATLE MUSIC & DOO-WOP ROCKING ROBIN.
EDAN PLAY PIANO.
PIANO TEACHER SAYS EDAN NOT GOOD AT PIANO.
EDAN SAY FUCK YOU SHUTUP.
EDAN HEAR ROCK AND ROLL JIMI HENDRIX.
EDAN LIKE IN HENDRIX JIMMY PAGE JOHN BONHAM.
EDAN PLAY GUITAR AND LIKE IN N.W.A. BAD WORDS.
EDAN LIKE IN RAPP EMCEES RHYME-IT.
EDAN PLAY IN BASS JAZZ.
EDAN MAKING BEATS FOUR TRACK.
EDAN MAKING RHYME-IT.
EDAN DO IT HIMSELF.
The above is an abridged version of the Humble Magnificent's bio, and you can catch Edan when he plays Southpaw on May 25th with Paten Locke, Willie Evans Jr, and Fresh Daily. Tickets for the Brooklyn are on sale. The Southpaw appearance is his fourth NYC show in the past year, as he recently appeared with Beans/Anika at Santos, at Knitting Factory (with surprise guest Mr. Lif), and on the tables at Brooklyn Bowl. Edan recently finished up a European tour with Paten Locke.

In other hip hop news, that Mobb Deep show at Best Buy Theater is coming up even sooner.

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Comments (12)

EDAN IS MAJOR DOUCHE

Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 1:51 PM

EDAN SEES CHICKPEAS.
EDAN PUTS CHICKPEAS IN FOOD PROCESSOR.
EDAN ADDS OLIVE OIL AND TAHINI INTO FOOD PROCESSOR.
EDAN TURNS FOOD PROCESSOR ON.
EDAN SWAYS HIS HIPS TO THE SOUND OF MASHING CHICKPEAS.

Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 2:00 PM


HA.

Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 2:10 PM

If the intention behind that bio was to convince me that I'd absolutely hate Edan, it succeeded.

Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 2:59 PM

you people are wack. Listen to his track "Run that shit" off of Primitive Plus

Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 3:31 PM

Edan is better than any of the stupid shit you retards listen to.

"Yay, hummus"...

Fucking idiots from Kansas City are corny.

Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 3:33 PM

Hey. Don't be so quick to judge me. I love both Edan and Hummus. In fact, I play "beauty and the beat" whenever I have a chickpea based dinner party.

Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 4:03 PM

lol.. I need to make a bio like that.

Posted by HostGator VPS Coupons | May 4, 2011 6:59 PM

Edan + Mobb Deep are 2 if the greatest rap groups in recent memory

Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 7:31 PM

RUN THAT SHIT: wow, another rap song about robbing people and disrespecting women. what an innovator.

Posted by Anonymous | May 5, 2011 10:10 AM

^its tongue in cheek. Do you understand the concept of irony, genius?

Posted by Anonymous | May 5, 2011 10:40 AM

Can you email me with some pointers on how you made your site look this awesome, I would appreciate it.

Posted by jocuri | September 3, 2012 4:49 AM

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