Biohazard auditioning new singers (LOL)

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"ATTENTION SINGERS!!! You think you got what it takes to be one of the voices for Biohazard? Send us your music, videos, links, etc to auditions@biohazard.com and we'll check you out. Experience is a must, as is the ability to commit 100% to the life of a full-time touring musician, as the band is booked solid for 2012 and 2013. - Biohazard""

Tags: Biohazard

posted at 3:07 PM on August 27, 2011 in metal | music | Comments (20)

Comments (20)

call Greg Puciato he may be interested

Posted by Anonymous | August 27, 2011 3:19 PM

If they don't snag Frohawk for this, they're just kidding themselves.

Posted by Anonymous | August 27, 2011 3:29 PM

I guess Evan is too busy banging Little Lupe.

Seriously, Biohazard without Evan? Is it even Biohazard at that point.

Posted by The Mighty KC | August 27, 2011 3:33 PM

Yeah, I'm sure they're booked solid for the next two years.

Posted by Anonymous | August 27, 2011 4:09 PM

Bon Iverhazard.

Posted by Anonymous | August 27, 2011 4:23 PM

I GOT YOUR IP ADDRESSES YOU DICKS. I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSES AND KNOCK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR THROATS AND THEN MAKE YOU BLOW ME SO I CAN CUM ON YOUR TEETH THAT ARE NOW DOWN YOUR THROATS. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? you like it? FORGET IT. I AIN'T DOIN' IT THEN.

Posted by Billy Graziadei | August 27, 2011 4:24 PM

Wait, Little Lupe the porn star?

Posted by Crosseyed Sniper | August 27, 2011 4:51 PM

talk about tales from the hardside

Posted by Anonymous | August 27, 2011 5:01 PM

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Posted by Anonymous | August 27, 2011 5:04 PM

IP Addresses. Lolz.

Posted by Anonymous | August 27, 2011 5:04 PM

I got some decent hummus lyrics.

Posted by Hummus guy | August 27, 2011 5:46 PM

All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.