say goodbye to Joakim tonight w/ Sal P & Justin Strauss

Hipsters do nothing.

They probably wake up in the afternoon.

Go to a cafe for some drinks.

Party till wee hours.

Then do the same thing all over again.

burn all the wolf t-shirts

"Everytime I'm in Williamsburg,
i wonder what all those cool people do in real life?" - Joakim

This guy definitely looks like an authority on cool. Especially if the definition of cool is, looking like as big of a jackass as possible.

Whatever "cool" actually means now, it's no longer something I'd want to be be or be around, if this is what it's become. The ultimate irony, I guess.

Oh by the way see above for "what all those cool people do", Joakim. There's SO much more time to focus on the important things in life like, being "cool" when you have NO worries, and mommy and daddy are footing the bill.

that guy is making fun of williamsburg?

yeah, fuck this kid

Hey c'mon. He's Native American. He's keeping natural traditon alive.

goodbye. don't let the door hit you on the way out.

This is real life. Depressing, isn't it?

I bet everytime he's in Williamsburg, what he's really thinking is "I bet I can get some pretty sweet ironic wolf t-shirts here"