Posted in To Do | music on August 21, 2011

Rakim @ Rock the Bells 2010 (more by Andrew St. Clair)
Rakim

Pentagram @ Power of the Riff in LA (photos by Adam Murray)
Pentagram

today in NYC
* ASSSSCAT 3000 @ UCB
* Dayna Kurtz @ Barbes
* Emily Wells @ Ace Hotel
* Chicago @ Beacon Theatre
* Susana Baca @ City Winery
* IDENTITY Fest @ Jones Beach
* Hannibal Buress @ Knitting Factory
* Talib Kweli (DJ) @ Brooklyn Bowl
* Dom, Sheen Bros & DJs @ Public Assembly
* Williamsburg Salsa Orchestra @ Brooklyn Bowl
* Leisure, Emil & Friends, Slam Donahue @ Littlefield
* Rakim, EPMD, Funkmaster Flex @ Central Park Summerstage
* Quitzow, Alexander Trust, WKC, Shock Diamond @ Bruar Falls
* Canadian Rifle, Shaved Christ, Foreigh Objects @ The Acheron
* Stephane Wrembel Presents The Django Experiment @ Barbes
* Iceage, Crazy Spirit, Raspberry Bulbs, Perdition @ Secret Project Robot
* Pretty Good Friends w/ Eugene Mirman, David Cross, AD Miles @ the Bell House
* Pentagram, JEFF The Brotherhood, Valient Thorr, ELKS @ Le Poisson Rouge
* Paul Metzger, Neg-Fi, Eleven Twenty-Nine (Silent Barn Benefit) @ Zebulon
* Doldrums, Zorch, Many Mansions, Say No! to Architecture @ Death By Audio
* People's Champs, Nate Hancock & The Declaration, Mariami, Lyonnais @ Mercury Lounge
* Pizza Hi-Five, Archagathus, Violent Gorge, Powercup, Misanthropic Noise @ Acheron
* Christopher Willits, Jozef Van Wissem, Noveller, Loren Dent, Alexander Turnquist @ Littlefield

The IDENTITY Festival comes to Jones Beach today. It looks like this:

KASKADE 10:00 PM / DISCO BISCUITS 8:10 PM / AVICII 6:25 PM / CHUCKIE 5:10 PM / BOOKA SHADE 3:55 PM / MODESELEKTOR 2:40 PM / JESSIE AND THE TOY BOYS 2:05 PM / DATA ROMANCE 1:00 PM

/ ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINK x DIM MAK STAGE /
DJ SHADOW 10:15 PM / STEVE AOKI 8:15 PM / NERO 6:50 PM / STEVE LAWLER 5:40 PM / THE CRYSTAL METHOD 4:40 PM / HOLY GHOST! 3:40 PM / HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR 2:40 PM / LE CASTLE VANIA 1:40 PM

Flyer below.

Power 105.1 is hosting a show on Governors Island today with Fabolous, Kelly Rowland, Big Sean, Meek Mill, J. Cole, Estelle, Wale, and Ace Hood. Living Social has tickets for $20 each.

JEFF the Brotherhood, who recently played Rockawaway Beach, play LPR with Pentagram tonight.

DOM, who recently played Pier 54, play Rockaway Beach today plays Public Assembly today instead of Rockaway Beach due to rain..

Today at Pier 54 is the Blues BBQ with:

7:30 Bonerama
6:15 Shakura S'Aida
5:00 Walter Trout
3:45 Diana Braithwaite & Chris Whiteley
2:30 Marquise Knox
Rakim headlines Central Park Summerstage today.

What else?

Identity Festival

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Comments (54)

Sorry, can't make it. It's my grandma's birthday.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 3:02 AM

Pentagram > your grandma's birthday

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 3:25 AM

^^^^awesome^^^^

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 6:46 AM

thank you....

Posted by sbobet | August 21, 2011 6:54 AM

Pentagram = sausage digested into clown shit

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 8:39 AM

Clowns poop, they don't shit. Prove me wrong.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 9:20 AM

tell us how MIRACLE WHIP

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 9:25 AM

tell us how MIRACLE WHIP impacts your relationship

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 9:26 AM

Who the fuck uses Miracle Whip? It's mayonnaise for douchebags who can't spell mayonnaise.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 9:41 AM

The "clown shit" meme attempt isn't working.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 10:13 AM

^^^^ That's because clowns don't shit. They poop. Every five-year-old kid knows this. Midget clowns occasionally shit, but only after they drink a fifth of bourbon, smoke a box of cigars and bang the bearded lady in the funhouse.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 11:14 AM

you clowns = worse than hitler!

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 11:40 AM

K.

rain during identity. GREAT. FUCKIN LOVELY. because last sunday's jersey show wasn't pouring enough, this time the sky is gonna be shitting lightning. clearly god does not like glitter ravers.

see ya there. NERO GON KILL IT 1 MO TIME.

Posted by Stephen Whitfield | August 21, 2011 12:16 PM

clown shit looks like hummus with sprinkles and glitter mixed in.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 12:41 PM

Does a clown shit in the woods?

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 1:32 PM

Any Iceage Cake Shop reports? Saw them at 285 Kent and was not impressed but really dig the record and was thinking all this time on the road may have improved their live show. Is their gig at SPR tonight worth hitting?

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 1:36 PM

Silly clowns may poop yes. I tend to refer to more "serious" forms of clowning. A rodeo clown for instance, shits.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 1:58 PM

Dude, don't go to the SPR show tonight. It's gonna be filled with hippies. I'd say pass.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 2:00 PM

ramadan a ding dong

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 2:01 PM

^^^ This string of posts is actually brilliant today. Bravo, fellers.

On a serious note, pentagram dude that looks like Ron Jeremy is a total faggot. Oh yes he is, I saw him sucking off a midget clown for like $3 and a half-drunk Olde English on Thursday night. It was really a sad sight. Sorry for providing the image. Have a nice day.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 3:47 PM

These clown shit posts need to fucking stop already! We already have the hummus dipshits on here. Please stick to the damn music!!!

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 5:10 PM

^ Fo real. Will the 1 dude making all these posts please stop.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 5:16 PM

Complaining about BV memes is total Clown Shit.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 5:29 PM

pentagram set times?

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 5:30 PM

The Pentagram dude bangs clowns in the shitter.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 5:30 PM

5:10 seems completely oblivious to the fact that clown shit is hummus.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 5:44 PM

All time worst comments ever ever besides hummus frohawk babble.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 5:54 PM

It would be a dream to have a personal midget clown that brings me a hummus platter each day upon waking.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 6:03 PM

clown shit really is brilliant

brilliant

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 6:13 PM

Someone needs to sew Joe Biden's mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like him, we'll give you Staten Island and you all can take him there and set up a sovereign nation. You all can out-stupid each other all day long, the fuck away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 6:24 PM

Jesse Pinkman's crack house > Frohawk's gooch > Joe Biden's big mouth > pentagram

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 6:25 PM


Last Good Tooth + Tallahassee at Southpaw tonite...

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 7:47 PM

Joe Biden = Clown Shit

Frohawk = Supa Dupa Fly

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 8:29 PM

music is clown shit

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 9:43 PM

art is clown shit
humans are clown shit
life is clown shit

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 9:44 PM

Someone needs to sew George Bush's mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like him, we'll give you Texas and you all can take him there and set up a sovereign nation. You all can out-stupid each other all day long, the fuck away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 9:52 PM

6:56
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Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 9:53 PM

Someone needs to sew Barry Hussain Ofuckbama's mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like him, we'll give you Pakistan and you all can take him there and set up a sovereign Sharia nation. You all can out-blame each other all day long, the fuck away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries. and teleprompters.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 10:06 PM

Someone needs to sew Al Gore's mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like him, we'll give you Antarctica and you all can take him there and set up a sovereign penguin nation. If you all can keep his big mouth shut, atmospheric CO2 levels should drop by 2-5% all day long, the fuck away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries. and Oregon hookers.

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 10:10 PM

10:06 lol just tell him it's another vacation and hand him a pack of Virginia Slims, you won't even have to ask him twice lol

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 10:15 PM

someone needs to sew Bozo's mouth shut. But no! Yet they keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him....

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 10:40 PM

My man D.J. Ronnie P. is gonna slay M.C. Barry Acorns in that '012 elections dookie!

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 10:55 PM

Yo that Al Gore comment is hilarious! Al Gore defines clown shit, son!

Posted by Anonymous | August 21, 2011 10:58 PM

Someone needs to sew George Bushs mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like him, we'll give you Texas and you all can take him there and set up a sovereign penguin nation. If you all can keep his big mouth shut, atmospheric CO2 levels should drop by 2-5% all day long, the fuck away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries. and Houston hookers.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 4:24 AM

4:24 -- I'm not really a fan of him, but George Bush has been completely out of the public eye for 3 years. And Bush does not sexually assault women (unlike Al Gore or Billybob Clinton).

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 6:48 AM

..... so your comment is irrelevant and makes no sense.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 6:50 AM

Someone needs to take away Michelle Obama's credit card. I'm sick of eating cake, and I really need the money to feed my family.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 6:54 AM

Worst thread ever.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:43 AM

Best thread EVAR!!1!!11!1!!

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 9:13 AM

Great post, Thank you.

Posted by คาสิโน | August 26, 2011 5:18 AM

Yo that Al Gore comment is hilarious! Al Gore defines clown shit, son!

Posted by sbobet | September 7, 2011 5:54 AM

I want to go.

Posted by Greg | February 10, 2014 12:03 PM

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