Posted in To Do | music on August 22, 2011

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Tags: Cults, Nardwuar

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deerhunter set times? eleanor 9pm deerhunter 10pm? prob play 1.5 hr set, house lights on by 1130?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 1:50 AM

The Jicks head out on tour with Holy Sons in September, but you can catch Stephen much sooner at two NYC in-stores this Thursday (8/25).

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:41 AM

The Jicks head out on tour with Holy Sons in September, I like it.
www.bloggip.com

Posted by wowgold | August 22, 2011 2:57 AM

Dude from Deerhunter looks like he just saw frohawks gouch.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 3:17 AM

Someone needs to sew Joe Biden's mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like him, we'll give you Staten Island and you all can take him there and set up a sovereign nation. You all can out-stupid each other all day long, the fuck away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 6:56 AM

Cat Power on Friday! I wanna see a total meltdown, and then get summa dat Cat Power skank ohn ma fingah

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 7:00 AM


Cy Barkley (Nashville / Infinity Cat) at Matchless. + Special guests.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 7:58 AM

Yeah for Webster I'd say:

8pm Doors
9pm Eleanor
10pm Deerhunter

Really excited to finally see the Doors

Posted by Ralph Roberts | August 22, 2011 8:07 AM

Zorch, Manner, Ghastly City Sleep, Libel and The March Fourth! at Pianos tonight. Only $8

http://www.pianosnyc.com/showroom/8222011

This shit is for real.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:22 AM

Is there anyone besides Deerhunter guy and the PS I Love You sloppy bitch who is not GQ/Maxim-ready?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:22 AM

Deerhunter guy looks like a young Lurch from the Addams Family. He's almost ugly enough to be a Trachtenburg.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:25 AM

8:25- It's always fun to make fun of people with genetic disorders that will probably shorten their lives, isn't it?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:41 AM

8:25. Sooo fucking hilarious. Hardee Hardee Hee. What are you going to poke fun at next in your I am a loser/troll/comedian act, famine and genocide?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:46 AM

Nardwuar is the best music journalist alive.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:52 AM

"8:25- It's always fun to make fun of people with genetic disorders that will probably shorten their lives, isn't it?"

Not at all. But it is fun to laugh at smug little faggots who can't simply impart that information in a graceful manner, but, instead, use it as some kind of creepy means of feeling morally superior. I hope he lives longer than you do, that's for sure.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 9:00 AM

graceful is using homophobic slurs. got it!

Posted by chris g | August 22, 2011 9:11 AM

8:41 / 8:46 = voted for Barak Obama, plus (s)he thinks (s)he is GQ/Maxim-ready. Completed deluded, on all counts.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 9:11 AM

listen if we cant agree about deerhunter being the best then we are not going to agree on anything. one of the best live bands playing now.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 9:23 AM

8:25 could you BE any more of a douche?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 9:25 AM

"graceful is using homophobic slurs. got it!"

The word has always had dual uses. Most of the faggots I know in NYC are straight, and most of the gays I know aren't faggots. You'll take away my favorite descriptor for male pussies when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 9:30 AM


Matchless is the place to be tonite.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 10:15 AM

Deerhunter dude looks like he just smelled some clown shit.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 10:17 AM

Dustin Wong at a greenpoint hipster boutique! free! awesome! oh wait that was yesterday. thanks for posting it, BV

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 10:41 AM

9:00- the only people who use the word "faggot" so frequently are hiding something. Sorry my wife and I aren't interested. You were acting like a cunt and got called on it. Fuck off. 9:11-Whether I voted for Obama is irrelevant, But I do know that I can spell his name properly (it's Barack, fucktard)and I bet you could get some real laughs at people in a burn ward. But I guess I'm delusional for not laughing, right?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 10:49 AM

"9:00- the only people who use the word "faggot" so frequently are hiding something."

Did you learn this during your studies at Manhattan Community College?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:03 AM

Ya'll faggots need to kiss the mother fucking clown shit.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:15 AM

"he word has always had dual uses. Most of the faggots I know in NYC are straight, and most of the gays I know aren't faggots."

My nigga!

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:16 AM

9:30, you may in fact be the most ignorant fuck I have read on BV; and that is saying a real lot.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:19 AM

10:49 go suck a dick, nigga! your bitterness is so telling, you should really learn how to live at peace in this world. your bourgeois liberal dream has failed, get over it, and join the human race. or, hold on to your delusions like rotting driftwood in the ocean of humanity and die from thirst.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:28 AM

Thanks, 11:19! I enjoyed your assertion immensely.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:31 AM

All you faggots need to chill out...

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:31 AM

11:28- the idea that I am "liberal" is pretty amusing to me-swing and a miss for you. "bourgeois liberal dream"? seriously? you have to be fucking with me right? Only a college freshman, check that, only a NAIVE college freshman would post those words. Either that or your post is a sociological experiment wherein a statement so idiotic is posted a response is warranted and thereby analyzed. 11:03- Manhattan Community College? That's the best you could come up with?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:40 AM

Can't we all just...get along...and eat hummus?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:45 AM

11:40 thanks for proving my point. you are an unhappy, bitter fat fuck. spelling? is that the best you could come up with? you should spend more time focusing on keeping the milk froth the correct temperature and less time grading anonymous posters spelling. but then again, you're a stupid fuck anyway so whatever floats your boat.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:47 AM

Someone needs to sew Barry Hussain Ofuckbama's mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like him, we'll give you Pakistan and you all can take him there and set up a sovereign Sharia nation. You all can out-blame each other all day long, the fuck away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries. and teleprompters.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:49 AM

Someone needs to sew Al Gore's mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like him, we'll give you Antarctica and you all can take him there and set up a sovereign penguin nation. If you all can keep his big mouth shut, atmospheric CO2 levels should drop by 2-5% all day long, the fuck away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries. and Oregon hookers.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:49 AM

"11:03- Manhattan Community College? That's the best you could come up with?"

You seriously think you merited anything else for this?:

"9:00- the only people who use the word "faggot" so frequently are hiding something."

1. There's the moronic assertion that I use the word frequently. I don't use it gratuitously, only when I deem it to be the right word for my purposes.

2. There's the moronic assertion that a term which is a staple of normal guy banter is in fact an indication of closet homosexuality. Only someone with a bad education or a humanities degree - if there's really a difference - could delude himself into thinking that this is remotely insightful.


Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 11:58 AM

Can one use a verb form of the word Faggot? As in, "to fag out"? Is this proper English? Can the manhattan community college dude help me with this one?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:02 PM

this site is TERRIBLE now.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:05 PM

I use "faggot" a lot but it's only because I am generally talking to or about faggots.

One love.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:09 PM

Here 12:05, I fix'd it for ya ....

"this site is CLOWN SHIT now"

seriously though, in about a month all the trust fund idiots will be too busy trying to figure out what the word "syllabus" means to have time to post here. BV should improve a modicum then.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:25 PM

11:58- keep blabbing, sad little bug, I am quite happy with my life. Spelling was all you warranted, seeing as, for some reason, you found the need to bring politics into this conversation. I only wish you could know what I do for a living, and my level of education, so you would realize what blithering idiot your comments are making you sound like. Keep going. This is amusing me greatly. Are you going to call me a socialist next? HAHA

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:36 PM

^ Dude 70k a year?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:43 PM

lol 12:36 time for your meds lol doctor will be by in a little while so go stare at the wall for a while lol

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:48 PM

Bowl-cut is looking at Frohawks mangina.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:51 PM

Ok since no one is talking about music, I'll admit that Edamame tastes better than Hummus.

And ofcourse edmame offers more nutritional values as well!

Try edamame hipsters!

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:52 PM

"11:58- keep blabbing, sad little bug,..."

Oh dear. Everything which followed the above dopey words is a response to someone(s) other than myself (11:58). You're really not talking me or anyone else out of the academic pedigree that I have you pegged for.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 12:56 PM

I agree 12:56, obviously a moron. and a faggot.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 1:01 PM

dude all i have is a BA and I a 70k a year guy

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 1:02 PM

12:56 = clown shit

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 1:13 PM

You know that practical joke, where the guy calls up the cleaners and uses soundbites from Schwarzenegger movies in place of actual conversation? That is the real-life analog for this thread.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 1:24 PM

lol - Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays - amirite?!?!?!?!?! - lol

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 1:48 PM

Brrrrring ....

Chan: Herroo. Chan Dry Creaner

Caller: Consider that the divorce.

Chan: Herroo?

Caller: I'll be bach.

Chan: Chan dry creaner. Who you rook for?

Caller: Fock you osshole

Click!

Yeah. Exactly like this thread.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 1:59 PM

LMFAO at 1:59
Bravo!

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:17 PM

we all need to listen to some Jack Johnson and mellow out

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:23 PM

ramadan a ding dong

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:25 PM

"ramadan a ding dong"
funny the first time
forgetful now
sorry, kid ... no meme for you.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:29 PM

ANY GOOD SHOWS TONIGHT?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:29 PM

"Frohawks mangina"

this is such a disturbing picture, I had to re-post it

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:30 PM

This fight rulz. I hope "anonymous" wins.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:31 PM

Someone needs to sew Nancy Pelosi's mouth shut
What a fucking moron. You people like her, we'll give you Catalina Island and you all can take her there and set up a sovereign nation. You all can all get waaaaaay too much plastic surgery all day long, and cost us sweet fuck off. Away from the nuke keys and foreign dignitaries. and microphones.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:37 PM

Iceage coverage anyone?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 2:54 PM

Iceage = Shane Botwin hardcore
lol

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 3:01 PM

damn that deerhunter guy is fuuuuu-gly

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 3:04 PM

FROHAWK

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 3:09 PM

Deerhunter guy looks fucking retarded.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 3:14 PM

making comments about deerhunter bro's look is crazie entry level people. Welcome to 'the scene'.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 3:26 PM

Wow lots of anger...I have never been to Webster hall for a show, any tips?

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 3:36 PM

3:26, easy there "I live in my parent's basement" yo.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 3:47 PM

For the record....
- The burn ward is not funny but projectile incontinence is hilarious.
- Skinny hipsters are not funny, but fat sloppy bitches like that dude in PS I Love You are fucking hilarious.
- I am 100% certain that 8:41/8:46/10:49 etc. = a fat sloppy bitch with projectile incontinence.

That is all. Continue on with the hummus and clown shit jokes.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 4:03 PM

Please end BV anonymous comments. I think this thread makes my argument for me - this website is much better then its commenters.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 4:08 PM

^^ like the folks that want to raise taxes but don't pay more than they have to now, I think that you yourself (4:09) need to stop posting to the comments, especially as Anonymous, instead of telling BV what they need to do.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 4:11 PM

3:36, yeah, don't go, it's a shithole.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 4:19 PM

No more "anonymous" comments! I'm quite sure that if 4:08 commented under "Mary Jane Rottencrotch," as she should, her comments would be much less fucking annoying than they are as "anonymous."

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 4:30 PM

Mary-Louise Parker's cootchi crickets > sausage loving (closeted) metal fanboys > John Wayne Gacy > people who bitch about Anonymous posters while posting anonymously

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 4:35 PM

4:30, I disagree. Or I agree. I'm not sure.

Posted by Mary Jane Rottencrotch | August 22, 2011 4:43 PM

Who cares if I put in a name or post anonymous... Does it change anything? Y'all need to stop your whining and realize that a nice robust hummus platter will certainly brighten your mood.

Posted by John HandCock | August 22, 2011 4:53 PM

3:36 tip for Webster Hall check ou the hummus bar on the 2nd floor!

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 5:15 PM

I got to agree with Johnny HandJob. Hummus makes the world go round. If it's gone bad hummus, the room goes round too.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 5:44 PM

you are all mind controlled slaves. Break free from the matrix that contains you.

lies in our words and meanings. Lies on the TV. Brainwashed humanity worshiping false things, idols and beliefs were given power and trust only to destroy us.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 6:15 PM

Gorgeous Man with beautiful voice

Anthony Green

TONIGHT!

Posted by Lo | August 22, 2011 7:29 PM

FROHAWK OWNS THEM ALL

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 7:49 PM

Deerhunters guitar player is good. He has some talent. And if you are a guy and talking about another guys looks, you are truly worthy of needing some serious mental readjusting.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 7:51 PM

7:51 smells like ass

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:03 PM

The one thing that I really love about hipsters, over the plethora of other reasons, is that they are so predictably hypocritical. But it's not just that, it's that I am convinced that they know, somewhere along the line as they type in a declarative post (for instance) that they are being hypocritical and that they are guilty of the thing that they are railing against. But they push forward, thinking "these other people are so dumb, and how could they know that I am guilty too anyway?" Ah, so transparent, so predictable .... that's why I just love hipsters. Keep it up hipsters, you continue to give me hours of amusement with your posts and post-post-irony.

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 8:31 PM

Dude above me is retarded and I didn't read any of that

Posted by Anonymous | August 22, 2011 10:47 PM

10:47 = hipster hypocrite

Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2011 8:05 AM

i heard bradford wasn't happy last night and the sound was pretty bad.

what time did they go on?

i plan on getting there around 10....

Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2011 10:01 AM

huh? the only moment Bradford looked unhappy was when his guitar strap broke at the beginning of "spring hall convert", and even then he pulled together and didn't miss a beat.

eleanor went on right at 9. deerhunter didn't come on till 10:30. they played until a little before midnight. it was truly epic. sound was great where i was standing.

Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2011 10:09 AM

301 lulz

Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2011 10:17 AM

My response to 8:31:

I know that you know that you know that I know that everyone knows that I know that you know that I know that it's really fucking exhausting to write lots of words in order to not say a fucking thing.

Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2011 10:33 AM

whatd dh play last night?

Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2011 11:21 AM

@11:21am - all i know is that anyone who left before the encore was an idiot in my book, that's all i'm saying
the show was one of my better ones this year - Bradford Cox is indeed a gentle giant

Posted by Anonymous | August 23, 2011 11:37 AM

Loving cults so much right now. can't wait to see them in NYC on the 27th at terminal 5! expecting such an amazing show.

Posted by Amanda | September 16, 2011 9:12 PM

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