Posted in metal | music | pictures on September 15, 2011

photos by Dana (distortion) Yavin

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Rocks Off hosted a boat cruise to the Big 4 show at Yankee Stadium (Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax). The pictures from the actual concert are coming shortly, but here are some taken on the high seas (the Hudson River) on the way there. They continue below...

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Comments (178)

No waaaaaaay...

Yes waaaaaaay...

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2011 10:58 PM

looks like ya had a good time rocking out im a musician my self i do beats all type of genre even a lil rap rock.

Posted by scarspro | September 15, 2011 11:01 PM

no chicks :(

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2011 11:14 PM

yes 1114pm only real men listen to metal not chicks like you

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2011 11:23 PM

those two little sausage bros on the cover photo are absolutely classic. I bet the one on the right is an orthodontist.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2011 11:25 PM

And I bet you're a very very sad lonely dog.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2011 11:30 PM

These people cannot be serious.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2011 11:33 PM

^ I would bet that you regularly don't use commas where they should be when you write about very, very, sad, lonely dogs.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2011 11:38 PM

beer and sausage

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2011 11:40 PM

LOL.

But they're still much cooler than fucking hipsters.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:05 AM

^ those dudes aren't cooler than anyone

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:20 AM

^except hipsters.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:38 AM

non-news. par for the course here. Dana - clean your fucking sensor!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:04 AM

more like THE BIG 2

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:25 AM

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY cooler than hipsters. These people are having fun and not giving a fuck. One day, when the children grow up, they will realize that life is too short and too much of a bitch to waste time pretending to like things that you don't and worrying about what the little asian girl with half her head shaved thinks about you.


Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:52 AM

hahaha i love the little asian girl with half her head shaved patt, they're the worst!

Posted by ME | September 16, 2011 4:00 AM

Creed is awesome!

Posted by Scott Stapp Fan | September 16, 2011 4:28 AM

Yasseah!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 6:13 AM

Wow holy 1993 Batman!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 7:32 AM

Cumulative IQ = 75.25

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 8:40 AM

More like the Big Snore

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 8:41 AM

2:52AM, that fucking made my morning. thank you! gold.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:09 AM

More like the big OPINIONS.


ohhhh big scary opinions..please don't hurt me.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:13 AM

Stay gold Pony Boy
the fuck outta here

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:15 AM

That's pretty cool how Metallica got the guy from Machete to play bass for them. He must be beddy busy mang.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:17 AM

omg the big 2 are so sweet

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:22 AM

Did Metallica bring their therapist out for the encore?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:25 AM

I hope these people aren't registered voters.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:43 AM

show pics??????

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:45 AM

i need merch stand pix !!!

Posted by Blag the destroyer | September 16, 2011 9:48 AM

The big 2 need their own tv show

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:48 AM

11:25 lol. I bet his name is Benjamin Epstein.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:48 AM

I bet 99% of the people on this boat would be an absolute blast to hang out with. 99% of the people who comment on this board would be an absolute drag. Well, I guess not as 97% are probably all under the age of 20 and live in the midwest.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:50 AM

The Lose Cruize!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:57 AM

9:50 = 8======8
(dickfinity)

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 9:59 AM

2:52am was the best post I've seen here since the guy that put the smack down on hipsters during a U2 concert post in 2009.

These people are all having a good time and are genuinely excited to be going to see these bands, bands they probably have been listening to for 20+ years (that longevity is waaaayyy cooler than listening to a new band for a month and then dropping them when they start playing places bigger than the Cake Shop because you think they "sold out").

Posted by Loop | September 16, 2011 10:01 AM

^ Agreed. 2:52 spoke the truth and deep down everyone knows it.

You have a link to that U2 smackdown by any chance?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:04 AM

agreed, would much rather party with the tools on the boat than the tools feverishly posting on this site.

also of note, the dichotomy of generally very good and useful content on this site juxtaposed with the incredibly judgmental, ignorant, intolerant and straight-up stupid commentary left by the site's visitors is staggering and sad.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:06 AM

A girl I know that went said she's never seen so many white guys in black shirts in one place at one time.

On another note, someone should have filmed "Heavy Metal Parking Lot Deux" at this event.

Posted by Ron | September 16, 2011 10:07 AM

10:01 wow, pretty sad. You been holding that in your backpocket for a big day?! 3 years.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:09 AM

Metalheads > Methheads > Parrotheads > Deadheads > The green ooze from Janeane Garofalo's cooter > Hipsters

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:10 AM

10:09am

When something is good, you tend to remember it. Unlike most of the bands you probably listen to.

See, websites usually have what are called search functions which let you look up info by puttin in some key words, making it really easy to find info from the past. You should try it somtime.

Posted by Loop | September 16, 2011 10:11 AM

thanks for that link, good read for sure. i fully fucking agree, too.

and since i'm a nice guy in a sharing kind of mood, here is one of my favorite links from yore...

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2009/04/naked_wizard_gu.html

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:15 AM

oh my oh my!

this post needs to be kept alive and should be read by everyone here. each. and. every. single. damn. day.

dear sir or madam, thank you.

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2009/09/u2_played_giant.html

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:21 AM

You dudes can type until your fingers are bloody Stumps, you will not convince me that anyone on this boat is cool. I have eyes. Sorry.

Except for The Big 2. I want to party w/ those dudes.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:24 AM

10:09 lol, he was crouched low, furious, and waiting to pounce....lulz

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:26 AM

"You dudes can type until your fingers are bloody Stumps, you will not convince me that anyone on this boat is cool. I have eyes. Sorry."

Cooler than hipsters, monkeyboy, cooler than hipsters.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:35 AM

10:11 I have a job and don't have the to time think to myself: "Maaan, what was that really cool quote I read on this site, maaaan, that really resonated with me, defined me...and, I'm remembering it 3 years later.. Oh, wow...this site has a search button, let me share this memorable, defining paragraph with complete strangers!!"

Sorry dude, you are one big schmuck.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:38 AM

^nope, still gonna go with hipsters over these sausages

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:38 AM

10:38 nope, he printed the post out and keeps it in his wallet

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:42 AM

10:38. I hope your job isnt in finance, education or a science since you keep referring to September 2009 as 3 years ago.

Posted by Loop | September 16, 2011 10:44 AM

hahaaa loop ftw

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:50 AM

They are cooler than hipsters. About the worst thing about having similar musical interests to hipsters is the stench of uncoolness which permeates your nostrils and clothing whenever you're around said losers.

Sure, metalheads look a little silly. But it's an honest silly. Hipsters, who look at least as stupid as over-the-top metal dudes, hide behind the protective cover of irony because it makes them feel safe. Loser plumage is what it is. Is there a metalhead version of Williamsburg? Of course there isn't, because they can mix with everyone without needing to cluster together and manufacture the group delusion that they're cool.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:51 AM

10:44 doesn't matter, as I make more than 70K a year. I'm good to go.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:55 AM

Quote 10:07 mentioned....I will paste for your reading pelasure... good post NYC!

Let me set this place straight.

You hipsters are such huge haters its almost unbelievable. All musical opinions aside, why the fuck do you care soooooo fucking much about what other people wear, listen to, do for a living, or anything else? I mean really, why the fuck do you give a shit? You're quick to call an entire stadium full of people douchebags, yet I've never heard of U2 fans hating on any aspect of your lifestyle, except the hater aspect that is. Contrary to your shitty opinions, the fact that some middle aged corporate guy, a frat boy, and a myriad of other people from different walks of life can all enjoy a concert together is a GOOD thing. Its called bringing people together, and inclusiveness (which happen to be why U2 continue to be a great band, because they inspire those qualities in people). So let me get your backwards ass hipster logic straight: inclusiveness is the quality of douchebags, and rigid tribalism is quality of who?

Hipsters love to act like they have some kind of monopoly on taste, rooted somewhere in the total misconception that their culture tends toward the creative and unique. That, of course, is complete and utter nonsense. Hipsters, above all, are known for being the biggest conformist assholes on the entire fucking planet. Their whole scene is so rigidly defined its like some kind of sick throwback to the 50's, except instead of ankle length skirts and Jesus, its beatnik sunglasses and Andy Warhol.

The truth is that hipsters are just a bunch of scene kids. And their whole scene is nothing but an overgrown suburban high school clque. Think about it: hipsters, jocks, popular girls, whats the difference? Rigid conformity, intolerance, thinks their lifestyle is superior…they all have the same underlying characteristics. It actually makes perfect sense considering the fact that the majority of these wanna-be brooklynites have their origins in out-of-state suburbs. And you have the audacity to hate on the bridge and tunnel crew? You hipsters are the ULTIMATE bridge and tunnel crew, you came here one night and never fucking left! So you keep standing on that invisible pedestal of yours pretending that you know something the rest of us don't. One day you'll all get married, have a couple of kids and hopefully grow the fuck up in the process. Either that or you'll die sad and lonely having wasted your life on being hater- ass scene kid.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:56 AM

^sorry, once again. the people on this boat are physically unattractive and out of shape. They're not cool, nor are they cooler than these imaginary 'hipsters' who triger your glaring inferiority complex.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 10:57 AM

Thanks Loop!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:04 AM

Holy shit, 10:51. Nail on the fucking head. Especially the "honest silly" part. At least I can TOLERATE it.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:07 AM

these guys cooler than hipsters? nope this was the day their mommy let them outside of their home/basement

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:11 AM

the people on the boat are just regular steakheads. they're the kind of people who deliver my pizzas and write me parking tickets. they're fine and all, but let's not pretend they're somehow cool.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:12 AM

Nothing says heavy metal like fat middle aged dudes in a Mexican wrestling masks.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:15 AM

I love the people who come on Brooklyn Vegan and complain about hipsters. I mean seriously? It'd be like going to Jerusalem and bitching about the all the Jews.

When people start bitching about hipsters I just assume they're are some combination of overweight and broke :(

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:17 AM

i can feel the tension in here

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:18 AM

weight and affluence have always been the most important determining factors of "cool." just want to make sure everyone's got that right.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:20 AM

^i would say, despite the attempt at snark, that's fairly accurate

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:22 AM

someone steer this boat back to staten island plz

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:24 AM

long island well repped on this boat

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:54 AM

There's no such thing as hipsters. Calling "them" out is most definitely the manifestation of an inferiority complex. If you don't know exactly who or what you're griping about - sure, just say "hipsters", and you feel good about getting it off your chest, but really, nobody knows who the fuck you are talking about!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:54 AM

I hate hipsters.
And I hate you too, 11:54.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:56 AM

Is that dude from slayer still in the closet or has he finally come out?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 11:57 AM

"When people start bitching about hipsters I just assume they're are some combination of overweight and broke :("

There's that insularity I was talking about @ 10:51. A cocoon of losers.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:00 PM

Metalheads really love their black t-shirts and sports sunglasses.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:03 PM

Cool? Are you guys still in high school?

Anyone who uses any kind of group identity/social construct to classify themselves or others, be it hipsters, metalheads, gangstas, preps, yuppies is a fool. People are individuals first. I like to think we are all a little more complex then these blanket labels suggest. But perhaps I'm too naive.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:09 PM

^when you've got a boat full of dudes all wearing Metallica t-shirts that sort of protest does, in fact, seem a little naive

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:13 PM

"Anyone who uses any kind of group identity/social construct to classify themselves or others, be it hipsters, metalheads, gangstas, preps, yuppies is a fool. People are individuals first. I like to think we are all a little more complex then these blanket labels suggest. But perhaps I'm too naive."

You're kind of conflating two different things. The people in the pictures pretty much run the gamut aside from the fact that they're similarly decked out to attend a concert. Really no different than people, say, plopping on hats or jerseys for a sporting event. Likewise, blanket labels like yuppie or preppie serve no useful purpose.

But hipster, like gangsta, is a full-blown lifestyle and ripe for mockery.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:34 PM

LOL@ insufficient losers mad about being called insufficient losers. Overweight middle aged anger sausage is overweight middle aged anger sausage.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:35 PM

i would just love to punch squarely in the face all the sniveling little know-it-all pricks who keep chiming in here as if their shit doesn't stink. you are so repugnant and it's ironic that your irony can't mask that.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:43 PM

12:35, do you mean "insignificant"? lol

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:50 PM

Overweight middle age anger sausage? I don't see anyone fatter than Frohawk.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 12:51 PM

@ 12:50 ....nope. It's ok though, little fella.....definitions are hard.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:02 PM

^ Not coming to terms with the fact that your mentality will always be douchier than much else (along with not repeating your lame insults) seems to be even harder for you, 1:02/12:35.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:07 PM

12:32 / 1:02 - thanks for clarifying that for me. Since you don't have the good sense to ask your mom about the proper way to use the word in a sentence, you have removed all doubt that you are a complete dumbass. I thought that I might actually be typing to an adult. Anyway, carry on, before your daddy gets home for "special time".

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:07 PM

I think I like these mainstream sausages better than the Saint Vitus sausages, but still, come on, everyone knows this is a loser scene.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:08 PM

lol 12:32 + 1:02 making friends all over lol can i get some fries with that lol lol lol

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:09 PM

@the first 1:07 LOL@ "much else" ....English is hard.

@the other 1:07 ....definitions are apparently EXTREMELY hard.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:24 PM

The green ooze from Janeane Garefalo's cooter is pesto sauce, it is tastier than hummus.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:33 PM

....where is this magical 12:32 you guys speak of? Maybe reading is hard?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:39 PM

insufficient had been used to describe persons originally, but that syntax fell out of fashion in the 1400's. it is most commonly used to describe a property of a thing, e.g. "insufficient intelligence to use Google to research how to use a word properly in a sentence"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:49 PM

12:35, I think I hear daddy's car coming up your driveway. Remember he like you to lube up before he gets upstairs. It's OK, though, it'll stay our little secret tee hee hee.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:52 PM

12:35 =
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(dickfinity)

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 1:55 PM

I bet Nick Dipaolo is big with these mallcore sausages...

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:01 PM

Nick Dipaolo : metalheads :: Janeane Garefalo : BV hipsters

Given that choice I'll happily take Dipaolo, all day long.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:03 PM

I hate metal and I hate Janeane Garefalo.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:12 PM

Insufficiently capable of controlling your consumption of food? Insufficiently able to curb carnal cravings for sausage? Insufficient ability to understand the passage of time? The insufficient doth protest too much, methinks.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:13 PM

LOLLOLLOL@1:52 ..."he like"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:16 PM

2:13 were you born stupid or did you have to grow into it? you can't really be arguing that those examples sell your case, can you?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:19 PM

2:12 likes big hairy homosexual men like Bob Mould and Kerry King

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:20 PM

LOL ....U MAD, insufficient?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:20 PM

^ugh you bros where where on a boat w/ a bunch of other bros en route to paying $100 to seeing Kerry king....sooo...

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:21 PM

oh, 2:16 is getting agitated ... oooh he might drop his hummus or pinch his ass shut while his daddy is still eating

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:22 PM

I salute all who drink from the goblet of rock!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:23 PM

LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL@2:22 "Eat shit Daddy!" Insufficient thought processes?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:28 PM

how many of the bros on that boat are plumbers/mechanics/cops/electricians/pizza delivery guys? I'd be willing to guess up to 75%

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:32 PM

Hey 2:32, I'm still waiting for that latte, that is if you are quite done with your iPhone. Now get your Chuck Tailors over to the espresso machine and finish up my drink, mkay?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:34 PM

I'd be willing to guess that 75% of these dudes listen to Howard Stern on the reg

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:35 PM

dude these guys get there 'lattes' from a machine at 7-11....c'mon now.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:41 PM

"how many of the bros on that boat are plumbers/mechanics/cops/electricians/pizza delivery guys? I'd be willing to guess up to 75%"

I couldn't tell you. Most of my friends who (inexplicably) love(d) metal were all over the lot. Certainly a more random assortment than my fellow indie rock fans.

Also, it never seems to be the metal community which whines about being priced out of neighborhoods. Or has their pathetic hands out because they lost a lease, music equipment or because they were too stupid and childish to get a real job so they could buy health insurance like adults.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:43 PM

Howard Stern >>>>> you

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:43 PM

Psychology, it really is an interesting discipline. You can come to understand peoples motivations and expressions, usually just be interpreting their actions. For instance, here on this posting we have one loud queen posting and posting about how the folks pictured here are this or that, too fat or too dumb, etc. etc. Of course he has no idea how he is objectively coming across. It's clear that he doesn't have very much self esteem, that he is likely not all that fat but definitely out of shape and not skinny, kind of runty, doesn't play an instrument although he spends a good deal of time posting on a music blog, pays way over what he can afford on housing just so he can impress his friends with it. In short, he fits your typcial pussy hipster profile with a correlation coefficient somewhere around 0.88, amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:47 PM

^ I knew it. These dudes reek of Howard Stern fandom

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:48 PM

lol ouch lol i think we got doctor phil from downtown 3 points swish lol lol hipsters beware the lights are on lol lol

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:51 PM

I don't think this is even metal. Some dude got it right earlier when he called it mall-core. The people on that boat, are just ham-and-eggers who listen to the morning zoo, commuting somewhere in Jersey, or Queens, or Staten Island, to a decent, but in no way good, job. These are basically the majority. It doesn't get more mainstream than this.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 2:53 PM

and the armchair philosophy continues...

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:02 PM

Jake Casualty!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:02 PM

oh, 3:02, don't be insufficient

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:05 PM

And the ego and the pointless shit slinging due to low self-esteem and the displaying of some of people's worst traits while behind a computer with enough anonymity to feel comfortable with all that.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:07 PM

commuting to decent job listening to Howard Stern > no job, trust fund, laughing at everyone that doesn't look or act like you (which is exactly what everyone you associate with looks and acts like)

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:21 PM

this whole thread is making me nostalgic for my metal years and youthful innocence

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:25 PM

@2:47 Insufficient rite or insufficient objectively?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:30 PM

3:25 - go start a band. channel that nostalgia, then we can all enjoy your unique take on things. seriously, you don't need much to get it going.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:31 PM

how many NYers suffered extended wait times for their pizza and burritos on Wednesday because of this clown shit? WAS IT WORTH IT LARS? WAS IT WORTH IT? $$$$

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:33 PM

Ewwww! Working class people, so yucky. I have an English degree from a third tier college and soooo shouldn't have to look at pictures of these metal ghouls. They eat meat. They shop at malls, so they don't know Urban Outfitters from American Apparel. And they don't even wear Ray Bans.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:37 PM

Looks at the photos.......* shudders *

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:38 PM

Do you see those cretinous meatheads in the first pic drinking Budweiser?


PABST. BLUE. RIBBON!!!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:40 PM

Future Chinese slaves.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:40 PM

joins in the *shuddering*

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:41 PM

Wow, speed posting. What, did your class just let out?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:42 PM

I bet there wasn't an ounce of hummus on that boat.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:44 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! LOOK AT THE T-SHIRT DAD JUST PUT ON!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:45 PM

MOM! MOM, c'mere! I TOLD DAD I DON'T LIKE HOW HIS BIG TUMMY FINGER TASTES!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:51 PM

pissing off metalheads is too easy!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:51 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! I JUST WON AN ARGUMENT ON THE INTERNET ... I think?"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:53 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON GOOGLE! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED DONKEYS SO MUCH!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:54 PM

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:54 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IRONIC T-SHIRT TO WEAR TO THE FEIST CONCERT TONIGHT!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:55 PM

"They ....didn't have any in my size", said Dad.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:57 PM

"pissing off metalheads is too easy!"

Has there been a single person in this entire thread who has expressed even the slightest fondness for metal?

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:58 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! THERE ARE A FEW MEN AT THE DOOR AND THEY SAID THAT THEY'RE HERE FOR THE BANG SOMETHING! THEY SAID THAT YOU WOULD KNOW!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:58 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! WHAT"S THIS THING CALLED BRUNCH I KEEP HEARING ABOUT!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 3:58 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! MY SODA IS FINISHED BRING ME ANOTHER ONE OK? AND QUICK I'M ON THE INTERNET!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:01 PM

all the best BV threads revolve around boats. This whole thread = lulz

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:03 PM

"Son, it's ok that your Dad needs sausage sometimes. We have an open marriage.", Mom said quietly.

Son, " *shudders* "

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:03 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! SOMEONE IS TAKING MY POST AND USING IT AGAINST ME!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:06 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! SOMEONE IS LAUGHING AT ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:06 PM

3:07, sounds like what you described is coming to life here.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:07 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! DADDY KEEPS TOUCHING FRONTS WITH THAT MAN WITH THE BEARD BIG GLASSES AND TIGHT PANTS!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:08 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! I JUST POOPED MYSELF! CAN YOU PLEASE WIPE ME I FORGOT HOW! THEN YOU NEED TO DRIVE ME TO THE NATIONAL CONCERT WITH MY FRIENDS!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:10 PM

"MOM! MMMMMOM, c'mere! DAD WANTS TO PUT SOME SAUSAGE IN MY HUMMUS FOR BRUNCH!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:10 PM

"MOM! MMMMMOM, c'mere! WHY DO DADDY"S FINGERS SMELL LIKE CLOWN SHIT!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:11 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! WHEN DOES MY NEXT TRUSTFUND CHECK COME IN? I REALLY NEED TO GIVE SOME MONEY TO THE SILENT BARN, AND I NEED TO BUY A CASE OF PABST BLUE RIBBON FOR MY ROOF PARTY!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:12 PM

LOL@3:58 "for the bang something"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:13 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! WHAT'S DEVRY!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:14 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! BRING YOUR CUCUMBER THAT WIGGLES MY NECK HURTS AGAIN!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:18 PM

LOL@4:11 "WHY DO DADDY"S FINGERS SMELL LIKE CLOWN SHIT------>!<--------"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:18 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! THERE'S A CLOWN AT THE DOOR THAT WANTS TO USE BATHROOM!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:19 PM

LOL@3:58 "WHAT"S THIS THING CALLED BRUNCH I KEEP HEARING ABOUT---->!!!<-----"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:20 PM

LOL@4:08 "DADDY KEEPS TOUCHING FRONTS WITH THAT MAN WITH THE BEARD BIG GLASSES AND TIGHT PANTS!!!" Fucking commas, how do they work?!?!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:22 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! DADDY SAID HIS FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER TONIGHT TO HAVE A PARTY AND THEY WANT ME TO BRING VASELINE! CAN I GO?"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:22 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! LOOK AT THIS FUNNY MAN ON THE INTERNET! NO HE'S NOT MAKING FUN OF ME, I don't think?"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:24 PM

hey metal dorks, does your crooze have Kickball Katy on it? NO IT DOES NOT!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:26 PM

This sounds like the mad shoutings of someone about to finish their suicide note.

Also notice how a thread about the FANS of this show got more comments than the few threads about the Big 4 show COMBINED.

That speaks volumes about BVers and the big deal they make of people that aren't them. LOL! If anybody has to do a sociology paper this semester, look no further than here!

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:36 PM

wow, you just brought loser to a new level, all-caps guy. try going outside or something.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:37 PM

"MOM! MOM, c'mere! DAD SAID HE'S GOING TO A CONCERT WITH SOME OTHER INSUFFICIENT LOSERS!!!"

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:37 PM

the dude who wrote a novel about hating hipsters and full stadiums clearly was an upset metalhead

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:38 PM

This thread makes me want to kill myself. I don't want to live in a world with THESE people.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:42 PM

45% from jersey, 35% long island, 10% upstate ny, 5% nyc, 5% pa and surrounding states

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:42 PM

nope the fact that you havent had a solid relationship with a female in years makes you want to kill yourself

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:44 PM

@ 4:42 Do it. Nobody cares.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:45 PM

4:42 DIE DIE DIE

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:47 PM

hey 4:45 thats a bit much isnt it

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 4:48 PM

Elephant dung tacos > metal > TuNe-yArDs > Big Freedia's penis > Williamsburg

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 5:01 PM

looks like a lot of fat dickheads

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 5:23 PM

Metalheads = testosterone dorks
Hipsters = estrogen dorks


End of story.

Posted by Anonymous | September 16, 2011 5:29 PM

Look's like a fun boat ride.

Posted by Bill | September 17, 2011 10:33 AM

ja cuzzi boys

Posted by Anonymous | September 17, 2011 12:49 PM

jajajajajajaja... thats me!! In the first pic.. Nice to meet you all. My name is MIGUEL GARZĂ“N and I travelled from Colombia to NY just to see the Big 4. Greatest time of my life... awesome.

Posted by Miguel Garzon | May 2, 2012 12:11 PM

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