Posted in metal | music on November 26, 2011

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Philadelphia band Gods & Queens ran into a frightening situation in the Czech Republic. Read their story below. Help out the band if you can by purchasing a copy of their EP via Bandcamp or contributing via paypal to jamiegetz(at)


the van

A message from Gods & Queens:

I´m going to try and make this as short as I can. After all these years of touring in unsafe vans, and doing stupid things, I guess I was over due for this... We had a serious van accident in route from our show in Graz, Austria to Dresden, Germany, somewhere along the highway in the Czech.

I was asleep in the back of the van, so I'm unsure of what exactly happened. All I know is I felt the van skidding out and we started to slide and roll over. Not sure exactly how many times the van flipped but it was more than enough. I started screaming for everyone to tell me they were OK. Gertjan check, Ben check, Sara check, and I didnt hear Jeff.

Ben pulled me out through the windshield and I took off running, screaming for help with blood pouring down my face. I honestly though Jeff was dead. A car stopped and a slew of women started screaming at me and I was screaming at them. We were in the middle of no where and as I was running two things came to mind, I think Jeff is dead, and I hope I don´t get shot like Artimus Pyle. A woman pulled me into her house and her husband and son ran to the van crash site. I found Gertjan, and he said everyone is OK. The family started talking to me via Google Translation telling me everyone is safe and that an amublance is on the way.

The ambulance comes takes us to a hospital, we get taken care of...sort of. The police arrive on the scene and inform us that we aren´t leaving until the medical bills are paid in full. The were so kind enough to escort Sara and myself to an ATM machine to pay the entire lump of the bills in full on the spot. Even after we signed some strange papers saying we have 30 day with proof of citizenship, etc. What the fuck ever right? We asked where Gertjan was, and their response was...prison. 300 phone calls and around €3,000 later we are out of the damned Czech and safe in Germany.

Long short, we are all somewhat OK. Jeff broke his collarbone, Ben got his hand jacked up, I am pretty alright, Gertjan is OK, as well as Sara. The van is destroyed. Booking these tours ourself really made me realize that we are 100% on our own. We had no one to call, no one to "rescue" us. I made 3 phone calles and the entire German punk scene came to our rescue. God damn thank you. Our new friends from Dresden Germany came to get us at the drop of a hat, no questions asked. Thank you.

So here it is, we are 3 grown adult males in our 30´s who play in a punk band. We are all stage hands at R5 Productions in Philly. That´s what we do to enable us to be here in Europe doing this. Never in our lives have we needed help like we do now. If you want to help us, please go to and purchas a record for $1.99. If you ever laughed at one of my awful jokes, or spend hours talking with us after a show, and you would like to help, please do. I always though our band would have too much pride to ask for help, but I am pretty sure we all agree that this time we need it. If you would like to help in any form please do jamiegetz(at) is the paypal address if you are inclined to do so. We will also accept first class upgrades on US Air, Delta or Virgin.





Comments (20)

Gods & Queens.
Nobody believes in any of it ,anymore.
That goes for SERSIMPA , too.
Mob talked faster than NAT.
How the fuck you gonna respect it?

Posted by TABLEPA TODO | November 26, 2011 9:36 PM

It sucks that they flipped their van. It also sucks that the internet enables this kind of crap asking for "philanthropy"

Posted by Anonymous | November 26, 2011 11:12 PM

i hear they have good sausage in the Czech republik

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 1:17 AM

RIP Mercedes Sprinter.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 1:34 AM

best of luck to this band

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 2:45 AM

"We will also accept first class upgrades on US Air, Delta or Virgin."

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 4:07 AM

all my prays

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 9:52 AM

all the best to them

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 11:36 AM

the band had an accident and you assholes still talk shit,hope it happens to you all haters just fuck off.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 11:47 AM

I once slipped on my kitchen floor on a small dollop of hummus. It gave me a nasty bruise. I'm gonna donate.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 12:23 PM

i once slipped on my kitchen floor on a pita triangle on top of a small dollop of hummus. my head hit the floor and it cured my tinnitus.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 12:43 PM

white rich hipsters dont understand real life that why they still talk shit like it a joke

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 5:39 PM

Worse than 9/11.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 7:18 PM

this is sad, i'm glad they survived and i'm glad they were able to find some support in a strange land and even stranger situation.

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 10:09 PM

worse than kim and thurston

Posted by Anonymous | November 27, 2011 10:32 PM

I'm glad these nobodies that I've never heard of are alive, I guess

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2011 7:58 AM

at 7:58: I feel the same way about Brooklyn Vegan commenters

Posted by Anonymous | November 28, 2011 9:16 PM

Good luck to them! no one deserves this shit. God bless those that helped

Posted by Anonymous | November 29, 2011 4:05 PM

They all have families who care and no one is making you donate so whichever ones of you are the liberals and don't like it you can stick every bit of the glass from the windshield up your ass and put the worshless piece of shit Obama up their too while your at it.

Posted by Somebody father | December 5, 2011 8:39 PM

I love that van

Posted by jordon | August 11, 2013 3:57 PM

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