Posted in hiphop | music on December 21, 2011

R.Kelly

R. Kelly needs funding -- AND QUICK -- because the singer tells TMZ he's ready to film THIRTY TWO new chapters of his legendary hip-hopera "Trapped in the Closet" ... but he needs financial backing first.

When we last saw "Trapped" ... the year was 2007 and Kelly had released 22 chapters, involving a little person who crapped his pants ... a neighbor with the spatula ... and a pimp with the stuttering problem.

Now, Kelly -- who was leaving an L.A. gym yesterday -- tells us he wants to continue the saga -- "but it costs a lot of money to do ... so we're actually looking for investors." -[TMZ]

Paging kickstarter... Video from TMZ is below.

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Comments (29)

You trendies can certainly relate about being 'trapped in the closet', eh?

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 11:10 AM

Because another 32 chapters is exactly what the world needs.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 11:12 AM

where do i have them send my paychecks to fund this project? this is at-least as worthwhile as throwing shows for you jerks.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 11:21 AM

Sooooooo epic. Greatest hip hopera on earth

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 11:25 AM

the first 8 chapters are amazing, everything else is boring

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 11:31 AM

he should take a casting trip to Saint Vitus

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 11:41 AM

Trapped gets my mind off of the bullshit happening in this world.

Posted by Really? | December 21, 2011 11:44 AM

Excuse me, 11:16? "Trendies?" What is this, an AOL chat room circa 1995?!? Just had to point that out. that being said, this is sure to be a hilarious train wreck!

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 11:51 AM

He should team-up with Metallica.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 11:55 AM

Tom Cruise makes a Cameo in the 27th Chapter

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 12:00 PM

Trendies = substitute for the overly used word 'hipster'


But you can just replace it with hipster if you want.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 12:25 PM

id let him shit on me.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 12:25 PM

chapters 1,2,4,6,9,11,12,13,14,18,20 were amazing. Chapters 3,5,7,8,10,15,16,17,19,21,212 were fantastic.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 12:40 PM

12:40 - I would quibble with your characterization of chapter 12. I thought that chapter was fantastic. Otherwise I mostly concur with your assessment.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 12:42 PM

Couldn't he start a page at that website that the dude making a documentary about Pinback did? Then we could all criticize him, Kelly could take it down, and then come on here and apologize.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 12:54 PM

Shouldn't this guy be in jail for having sex with 13 year old girls?

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 1:04 PM

"trapped in the closet" with a 13 year old girl

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 1:05 PM

Which episode is when he gets gang raped in prison? I'll definitely TiVo that joint.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 1:10 PM

I'm surprised no on has said anything about him pissing on girls.

This just reminds me of the Dave Chappelle skit.

"Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love.
I don't even want none of the above.
I want to piss on youuuuu."

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 2:12 PM

I walked out on all the chapters.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 2:18 PM

I forgive him for pissing on the 13 year old girl. We need R. Kelly more than ever.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 2:34 PM

We need someone (like him) to urinate on trendies/hipsters more than ever.

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 2:41 PM

He gon' hav' to com out da closet fo' Nick DiPaolo got zee gunz on him! Ahyyyyuck!

Posted by Anonymous | December 21, 2011 3:25 PM

Possibly the greatest movie of our generation.

Posted by Anonymous | December 22, 2011 2:12 AM

People are being sarcastic here for sure. 'Greatest Movie of our Generation'. I am laughing out loud here at work.

Posted by Resolutions | December 23, 2011 3:23 PM

Don't hate on R Kelly. What's done is done and he's moving on with his life providing world class entertainment! I've been eagerly anticipating the return of this epic, creative, and thoroughly entertaining hip hopera!!! XD

Posted by Anonymous | December 24, 2011 12:22 AM

VERY NICE THANKS

Which episode is when he gets gang raped in prison? I'll definitely TiVo that joint.

Posted by Dora | November 2, 2012 10:52 AM

VERY NICE THANKS


People are being sarcastic here for sure. 'Greatest Movie of our Generation'. I am laughing out loud here at work.

Posted by Dora | November 2, 2012 10:57 AM

they should just leave him alone

Posted by jordon | August 10, 2013 1:33 PM

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