Posted in To Do | comedy on December 18, 2011

by Klaus Kinski

Hot Chicks Room @ UCB East (by Jim Wlester)
Hot Chicks Room

Sup. Hope you guys are having a great weekend. Did you catch any of those BrooklynVegan curated shows that happened at Brooklyn Night Bazaar on December 16th or Bowery Ballroom on December 17th?

Hey, do you remember on Friday how I mentioned that Stephen Merchant would be doing two shows in NYC at Town Hall on December 20th and December 21st? And how, like, the December 20th one is sold out, but that the December 21st only has a handful of tickets left and how I have 5 pairs I am giving away? Well, check this out. Mr. Merchant will be doing a runthrough of his set TONIGHT (12/18) at the UCB Theater EAST at 11:00pm!! Unfortunately, it sold right the fuck out, but there will be a stand-by line for the devoted. Yeah, it's pretty cold out, but layer-up doofus. The only way you could ever hope to see this dude in such an intimate setting is if you were his wife. Which you aren't. Because he doesn't have one. Yet. Maybe NYC will help change his relationship status.

UCB East's entire schedule for tonight is HERE.

Too late? Too cold? Don't want to chance it? Hannibal Buress will be holding it down at Knitting Factory as usual, this week with Calise Hawkins, Jermaine Fowler, Barry Rothbart, and Sabrina Jalees

ASSSSCAT 3000 is at UCB West.

No comedy at Union Hall tonight, but the Bell House has the previously mentioned "Star Talk Live" show with Neil de Grasse Tyson, Eugene Mirman, John Hodgman, and more, though it is now sold out.

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Comments (9)

aaaaaaaaashutupshutupshutup! he was kidding everybody. stephen merchant isn't performing, it was an inside joke. like the hummus thing

Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2011 5:26 PM

seriously. way to fuck over the real fans who were gonna try for standby KLAUS

Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2011 6:00 PM

If one was a 'real fan', one would already be there.

And what qualifies as a 'real fan' any way? Are there going to be questionnaires to separate the poseurs from the 'real fans'? Don't be so arrogant. You people with your 'real fan' bullshit think you are soooo precious.

It's has been on their website for a while so klaus is actually delivering old news.

Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2011 7:33 PM

real fans = people who didn't find out about the UCB show through brooklynvegan

Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2011 7:52 PM

7:52, you're a fucking idiot. Get off your dorky high horse

Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2011 8:40 PM

8:40 seems like common sense to me. a real fan would be one who follows stephen merchant outside of his fucking brooklyn music blog, and therefore would've known about this show weeks ago.

now we have all you hipster douches to fill the standby line - gonna have to get there an hour earlier and overhear the stupidest ass conversations about how you're all getting new fucking 808 decks for hanukah.

Posted by Anonymous | December 18, 2011 9:15 PM

The UCB "college" members are generally a rather conventional form of a "hip" person who virtually exists to mock others in a derivative way, but we all know they are the first to welcome the destruction of the East Village or buy into upwardly mobile condo lifestyles. UCB college grads are the first to have ratty beards then scream someones a hipster.

The "hot chicks room" The "UC Beast" ?
Absolutely ridiculous names. Then again the Chelsea UCB gets its attendees from NYU and trucked in from other East coast states.

Posted by Anonymous | December 19, 2011 12:20 AM

The "hummus thing" is not an "inside joke" it is an open door to the entire community who likes to dip the pita triangle.

Posted by Anonymous | December 20, 2011 4:10 PM

brilliant

Posted by jordon | August 10, 2013 2:47 PM

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