Posted in metal | music on February 17, 2012

by BBG

Beaten to Death at by:Larm (photo by BBG)
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Greetings from Europe. I'm currently in Norway for a doubleheader of Oslo events: the World Snowboarding Championships (complete with an Andrew WK-curated Norweigian version of 'Santos Party House') and the by:Larm Music Festival. You might remember the snowboarding portion was also celebrated with a Turbonegro show at Santos in NYC in November. Regular programming and a review from Oslo, with requisite sausage/hummus/fat rock comments, will resume in full tomorrow.

In honor of my current trip, I'll leave you with some Norwegian favorites like One Tail, One Head, Haust, Okkultokrati and Hellhammer (honorary Norwegians with respect to their influence). Listen below.

In case you missed it, we debuted a new Municipal Waste song, a new Asphyx video, got excited for the return of Sham 69, and confirmed that Nasum will play NYC.

What else is going on? A list of upcoming NYC shows and those songs, below...

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One Tail, One Head - 2011.10.07 - Dom, Helsinki, Finland - by Darkiya

Okkultokrati - On Mouth Of Hells

HAUST - ANTI-REPRODUCTIVE

Hellhammer - Messiah

EVILLIVE
2/17 - Every Time I Die, Terror, Stray from the Path, Former Thieves @ Knitting Factory
2/17 - Divider, Colony Old Wounds at Acheron
2/18 - Eternal Decay, Penetration, Salo, Hypoxia, Eliminator @ Acheron
2/18 - Cop Problem, Cojoba, (A)Truth, Devastation Wagon @ ABC No Rio
2/18 - Zola Jesus, Liturgy @ Webster Hall
2/18 - O'Brother, Junius, Vaura @ Knitting Factory
2/18 - Thinning the Herd, Bassoon, Primeval Realm @ The Grand Victory
2/18 - World/Inferno Friendship Society, Night Birds @ Music Hall of Williamsburg 2/18 - God Forbid, Dead Men Dreaming, Prostitution @ Saint Vitus
2/22 - Bootblacks, Liquor Store, We Killed Vegas, Swervocity @ Lit Lounge
2/23 - Frontiers, I Hate Our Freedom, Police & Thieves @ Acheron
2/24 - The Krays, Hymen Holocaust, Endangered Feces, The Straphangers, Seizure Crypt, +1 @ Trash Bar
2/24 - Caspian, Pianos Become the Teeth, Tidal Arms @ Webster Hall
2/24 - Behold...The Arctopus, Mindless Blasting, Geryon @ Saint Vitus
2/25 - Question, Tribal Force, Sad Boys, Cauldron, Hank Wood and the Hammerheads @ Rock Bottom
2/25 - Kill Lincoln, No Such Noise @ Acheron
2/25 - The Old Edison, The Swaggerin Growlers, World War IX, The Pity Whores, The Scandals @ Trash Bar
2/25 - PANZERBASTARD, Mutilation Rites, Nachzehrer, Syphilitic Lust @ Saint Vitus
2/26 - Exemption, The Netherlands, Fall Of The Albatross, Exemption, Beyond The Throne @ Acheron
2/28 - Van Halen, Kool & The Gang @ Madison Square Garden
2/28 - Opponents, Celebrator, ITHI, The Dreebs @ Saint Vitus
2/29 - Born Loose, Runny, Violent Bullshit, Agitator @ The Grand Victory
3/1 - Van Halen, Kool & The Gang @ Madison Square Garden
3/1 - Corrosion of Conformity, Torche, Valient Thorr, A Storm Of Light @ Gramercy Theater
3/1 - The Spits, Night Birds, TV Ghost @ Cake Shop
3/1 - Windhand, Natur, Pilgrim, Magic Circle @ Saint Vitus
3/1 - Unearthly Trance, The Communion, Water Torture, Syphilitic Lust @ Acheron
3/2 - Nomad, Deformity, Zatsuon, Goosebumps, Sad Boys @ Lulu's
3/2 - Immolith, Woe, Dominion, Salo, Mortum @ Saint Vitus

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Comments (42)

Linsanity > any garbage from Norway, except that Netflix Lillyhammer series.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 1:27 PM

BBG on a Pølse scouting trip.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 1:27 PM

is his tattoo a bunch of sperm swimming to a pentagram? Metal is soooo deep.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 1:29 PM

Sounds like fun, BBG. Wish I could get over to Scandinavia...

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 1:31 PM

that dude looks like he needs a long thick spicy sausage in his mouth

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 1:37 PM

Didn't think James Hetfield could get any gayer.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 1:53 PM

1:37 - see, quality control. this is an un-funny sausage joke

1:53 - this one is good.

There needs to be a sausage committee that filters the bad jokes out.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 1:59 PM

1:29 - today is the day tattoo. sorry it's not a grandpa sweater with a bunch of ugly chicks in thick rimmed glasses trying to spend your dads money on coke.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 2:04 PM

Is there a way, BV, that you could make a filter or sub-page that shows every post on the site (comedy included) with the exception of metal? I don't like metal.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 2:21 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUORTHON!!
HAIL SATAN!

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 2:34 PM

2:21 - which is of course why you're reading and commenting on this thread. Geez.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 2:55 PM

If you don't like metal, I suggest you kill yourself.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 3:17 PM

That's right ... Happy Birthday Quorthon (aka Bathory)!!!

Posted by EarlGreyTea | February 17, 2012 3:19 PM

If you don't like metal,you probably have a girlfriend.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 3:22 PM

band tattoos are fucking lame.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 3:27 PM

bad band tattoos are even lamer.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 3:30 PM

If you like metal, you probably don't have a life or a girlfriend.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 3:34 PM

If you like metal, could you at least try and get it here in thirty minutes or less?

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 3:40 PM

There's a difference between simply not liking metal and just making close-minded mongoloid judgements about people who do.

In other words, there's a difference between perrsonal taste and embracing the douche nozzle that you always were to begin with.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 4:08 PM

douche nozzle. that's a good one!

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 4:22 PM

If you like metal, can you mix it with some industrial and get it to me in a jiffy?

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 4:24 PM

if you like metal, please look into deodorant.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 4:25 PM

Hellhammer is from Switzerland.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 4:38 PM

this guy looks intense. i would like to try to match his intensity

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 5:02 PM

2/24 - Volture (mems Municipal Waste) / Hessian / Human Toilet

at Union Pool

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 5:06 PM

Everyone who likes metal < Linsanity.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 5:12 PM

5:06-what about Human Waste?

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 5:28 PM

Linsanity continues tonight at MSG against the Hornets to extend the win streak to 8!

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 5:31 PM

Yes thats a Today is the Day tattoo.
So much metal is still so cliche though.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 5:51 PM

LINSANITY

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 6:19 PM

James Hetfield called. He wants his look back.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 6:25 PM

"band tattoos are fucking lame."

True, except for RFTC.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 6:42 PM

^nope, still lame. Pay for a damn ticket instead of looking like a fanboy the rest of your life.

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 7:00 PM

you think BBG has ever touched a girl before?

Posted by Anonymous | February 17, 2012 7:03 PM


Je l'ai vu en live et ça déchire !

Posted by prénom bébé | February 18, 2012 12:27 PM

tattooed douche?

Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2012 8:08 PM

6:42 - I think you mean RHCP.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2012 12:46 AM

3 seconds of the song was 3 seconds too long.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2012 2:20 AM

@7:03- yeah he fucked your mom in the ass and you're the result.

Posted by Anonymous | February 20, 2012 2:35 PM

you think BBG has ever touched a girl before?

Posted by Dubizzle | February 26, 2012 10:42 AM

Sounds like fun, BBG. Wish I could get over to Scandinavia...

Posted by Trujillo | January 8, 2013 10:17 AM

freaking awesome.

Posted by jordon | August 6, 2013 1:20 PM

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