Posted in metal | music on February 13, 2012

by BBG

Slices

Pittsburgh's Slices returns with another wrecking ball of noise-infested nihilism on Still Cruising, the band's latest offering via Iron Lung Records, follow-up to last year's Kemado-released Modern Bride / Chump Change 7", and sequel to their 2010 debut LP Cruising on Iron Lung. For the unfamiliar, Slices utilize a mix of razor-sharp hardcore and noise-punk that recalls favorites like Brainbombs or Pissed Jeans. Clocking in at a taut 20-minutes, Slices' compelling new offering never outwears its welcome and cements the band's vitriolic virtuosity.

Look for the record soon via Iron Lung Records, and stream five tracks from the LP and a song from their Kemado 7", below...

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Selections from Slices - Still Cruising (tracks 1, 2, 4 & 5)

Slices - Still Cruising track 3 "Greeensleeves"

Slices - "Modern Bride"

Speaking of Pissed Jeans, they recently played LPR with Pitt punks Kim Phuc as well as Ceremony/Hoax/Rival Mob.

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Comments (97)

"Slices' compelling new offering never outwears its welcome and cements the band's vitriolic virtuosity."

Yeah, whatever you just said.

Posted by Dave | February 13, 2012 10:03 AM

it's been a while since i've been so stoked on a new record!!

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 11:00 AM

wonder how much this post cost for their PR company

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 12:11 PM

someone call fucked up's lawyers

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 12:26 PM

must b nice 2 b so rich u can afford ads on brroklyn vegan

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 12:29 PM

sick GUCCI MANE shirt

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 12:30 PM

Love this so much.

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 12:59 PM

wish I could afford a car.

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 1:19 PM

longtime tweeter follower, first time listener - what is thise garbage? its just noise

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 1:53 PM

those cars blow

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 2:04 PM

Is there any room in the trunk for my body?

Posted by DIRTMOUTH | February 13, 2012 2:09 PM

BORING

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 2:31 PM

I saw these dudes shopping at whole foods the other day and on the way out they ran over some homeless dude in one of their fancy "cars"... guess their PR company covered it up for them

Posted by bored | February 13, 2012 3:11 PM

Funny I saw these dudes at whole foods the other day too... And do you know what they were buying?

Answer-
Multiple 16oz containers of hummus.

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 3:33 PM

I think its really lame that people keeping posting these replyies anonymously. Liek if you can't say something nice and /or put your name on your shit talk, gtfo

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 4:06 PM

Can someone from Brooklyn Veggies flag those hater posts as spam cause its pretty obvious

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 4:06 PM

Why is the drummer pissing in the singers lap?

Posted by Joe Melba | February 13, 2012 4:28 PM

that car is about to hit a patch of cum and slide off the road.

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 5:04 PM

richers

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 5:17 PM

compliments of Petfinder.com

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 5:55 PM

StIlL SnOoZiN'

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 9:25 PM

Y'all wanna get going down on the jambox, got Toadies & the Wet Sprocket. Slices 2011.

Posted by The Table | February 13, 2012 10:10 PM

@both 4:06-ers so what instruments do you guys play in the band?

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 7:45 AM

lol

Posted by realthing | February 14, 2012 10:13 AM

ASK MANTOOTH ABOUT TURTLES

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 11:13 AM

Did this band play howlers? I was not there, but I heard about it.

Posted by Joe melba | February 14, 2012 11:18 AM

John, what up ,just went my pad and its awsome. go get one http://apps.facebook.com/348055861895550/?wqjtboty get it quick ends tomorrow .

Posted by Steve Jobs | February 14, 2012 11:22 AM

whats a guy gotta do to get a girl in this town ?

Posted by Shur save bandit | February 14, 2012 11:24 AM

band rules, lollin @fools

Posted by sellin_shit | February 14, 2012 11:50 AM

They look like theyre spying on some trannys that are buttfuckin in the bushes behind tfps house.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 12:06 PM

there is a Page glitch and theire sending out free ipaaad 2 @ http://apps.facebook.com/322716764430912/djxfjmskxgdegpb last chance get going before its to Late

Posted by FREE IPAD USER CLICK HERE TO WIN ONE | February 14, 2012 12:28 PM

I didn't get a free ipda I just got av rius :#

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 2:04 PM

highest band

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 2:44 PM

DO NOT CLICK ON THE IPOD LINK! SOMEONE JACKED MY ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN SPAMMING THE INTERNET PRETENDING TO BE ME. WHATEVER YOU DO FOR DEAR GOD DO NOT CLICK ON THE VIRUS UNLESS YOU LIKE THE MOVIE HACKERS.

Posted by STEVE JOBS | February 14, 2012 2:50 PM

grrrr! I'm angry!

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 7:04 PM

um the movie hackers owns u f*khead.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 7:14 PM

no, the music is ANGRY! scary punx. edgy!

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 7:23 PM

These are'nt even sausages, these are just old fashioned nerds.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 8:28 PM

WHY DONT YOU POST MY POST FASHIST

Posted by VIKTM | February 14, 2012 9:03 PM

YO THIS IS TE BAND THT DID THE ANTIQEUS ROADSHOW THEME SONG BIG BONERS BEEN SCHLANGING FOR SO LONG LIKE A DUN BETTER HANDEL IT JENTLY SON MIGHT BLOW AND BUST UP IN THE GRILL HIS CUMMY IS BLESING LIKE POPE OF THE DOPE EVERY BIG BAND WILL MAKE MOOT POINT BOOT JOINTS BLAZE ON FIRE VEGANS DOOKIE FIRE BAD BREATH OMEGA 3 DEATH SEX PUMPS THE BEST SUPLEMTNAL VITANIM WHY YOU BEEN HIDIN IN THE FRONT ROW AT YOUR SHOW DRIVIN A TAURUS WITH BOOGERS UNDER THE SEAT SINGIN THE CHORUS WHEN KARLOFF WILL BORE US DARWIN

Posted by VIKTM | February 14, 2012 9:04 PM

IN BROOKLYN THE VEGAN IM KEAGAN YOU TYLER THE CREATOR LIL KID WILD MASTERBATER HATES MOM HATES DAD TEMPER TANTRUM SLEIGH BELLS HAD LIPSTICK IS TOXIC THE COCKS QUICK BUT MINE THICK IN EXTRA INNING THE YANKEES KEEP WINNING BY CHEATING THE SPORT THE PATRIOTS ABORT THE FETUS DEFEAT US ALBERT CAMUS SAID THAT YOU SHOULD RIP YOURSELF IF YOU FIND NO WEALTH IN THE LIVING PUSSY DRIPPING HEADACHE BRAIN COPPING DOME FROM THE DUDE FROM HOME ALONE ROCKY NBLEIR

Posted by VIKTM | February 14, 2012 9:04 PM

HAPPY VALANTINE DAY 11PM INDEPENDEDNT JACK OFF ORGY FOR ALL LONELY HEARTS TONIGHT SEE YOU AT THE JACK OFF ORGY AT 11 GONNA BE IN MY WINDOW

Posted by VIKTM | February 14, 2012 9:07 PM

BIG FAN OF THE BAND SICES

Posted by VIKTM | February 14, 2012 9:10 PM

tbh, no one in pittsburgh likes this crap. people like real bands like ash dinosaur.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 9:19 PM

NAH DUN THESE GUYS ARE DECENT

Posted by VIKTM | February 14, 2012 9:44 PM

Only people from Pittsburgh posted here.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 9:55 PM

and new ken

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 10:11 PM

YOUNSTOWN TARETNUM

Posted by VIKTM | February 14, 2012 10:25 PM

Hey, this is Mark McGuire from the band EMERALDS. I just released a new solo album and I am from the band EMERALDS. My new solo record is not like EMERALDS, but I think if you like EMERALDS you will like my guitar playing. I am not stinger punk but EMERALDS is famous now. EMERALDS is better than most stinger punk genre. EMERALDS. Sincerely Mark from EMERALDS.

Posted by Mark McGuire from the band EMERALDS | February 14, 2012 10:49 PM

Curious about Ash Dinosaur now. A friend from Pittsburgh (Joe Melba) said they were better than Slices.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 11:22 PM

trans am playing guitars with a gorilla singing, I tell ya.

Posted by Anonymous | February 14, 2012 11:31 PM

Hey, we at the BBT want Slices and Ash dinosaur to settle this once and for all. A 15 minute set of covers of your choice.

Posted by BBT | February 14, 2012 11:39 PM

ash dinosaur 4ever!

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 12:02 AM

they should do a split single of toadies covers and give the money to a left-wing cause.

unity!

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 12:08 AM

Based on the size of their trust funds, I would have guessed this band was from further east.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 12:29 AM

Shitsburgh

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 12:38 AM

There are really just too many bands today.

nnnnnext!

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 12:40 AM

it must be very hard to go through life being so over everything. lucky for you, there's the internet and breastmilk.


Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 9:06 AM

pointing out that something awful sucks makes a person a baby?

laugh out loud

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 9:10 AM

Sup dudes, this is jb slop, dont forget to check out steel city sloppies..we got an awesome pudding money shot up on the site for you cockstrokers to check out!

Posted by JB SLOP | February 15, 2012 9:35 AM

Hi

Posted by NED FLANDERS | February 15, 2012 11:06 AM

any attractive asian women in these forums?

Posted by duane | February 15, 2012 11:06 AM

get super sloppy mark summers style, while I jack off into a ding-dong cake, then smash it into the face of the clown from the it's alive show. Going to be extra-sloppy!

Posted by JB SLOP | February 15, 2012 11:17 AM

Yesterday I cut out of work early and got day drunk at a local dive where the only other dude at the bar was also in his mid 20s and after talking with him for a few minutes, was obviously pretty mentally fucked up. Said he was messed up from the war but the pills they gave him won't change shit so why bother? He said he had a dishonorable discharge and now he works as a cook. He never thought he'd end up living in Pittsburgh as a cook. Then he left the bar to go see Madball and Biohazard.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 11:24 AM

hey losers, Dum Dum Girls wore WHITE at some show. stay focused on what matters

Posted by sellin_shit | February 15, 2012 11:58 AM

THAT PIANO WORKS FINE
THANKS
-RANDY

Posted by RANDY | February 15, 2012 12:14 PM

ssssellin_shit #RAAAAAAANDY

Posted by sellin_shit | February 15, 2012 12:26 PM

hope these sellouts get signed by Matadore.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 1:58 PM

BIGBANKTAKELITTLEBANK

Posted by Prison Benz | February 15, 2012 4:44 PM

hot rumor is matador wants to sign ash dinosaur.

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 8:38 PM

posers

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 9:15 PM

WOO MAX APPLE WOO

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 11:26 PM

#BENBOWMAN

Posted by Anonymous | February 15, 2012 11:27 PM

Pittsburgh Sausage

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2012 12:41 AM

15 minutes over

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2012 11:03 AM

Ungggh I cant stop cummimghggggg its fuckin awesome!

Posted by Lord Grunge | February 16, 2012 2:10 PM

grEAT TRAX BUT I DONT KNO IF I GET THE COMMENTS???

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2012 7:00 PM

sounds a little too much like kim phuc from pittsbrugh

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2012 7:03 PM

Please feel free to send any of these comments/criticisms to @slices_the_band (on twitter)

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2012 9:00 PM

this shit actually makes fucked up sound like a real band

Posted by Anonymous | February 16, 2012 9:45 PM

yep. this still sucks.

Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2012 7:59 AM

LOL THAT MADBALL SHOW WAS CANCELED

Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2012 12:17 PM

The singer has to go.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2012 1:14 AM

I believe a substantial part of the problem with groups like this is the mistaken idea that everyone needs to be in a band.

Posted by Anonymous | February 19, 2012 10:39 AM

sounds a little too much like kim phuc from pittsbrugh

Posted by MyEgy | February 22, 2012 6:12 AM

This shit droping soon

Posted by Anonymous | February 26, 2012 5:25 AM

Slices band members suck at writing funny comments.

Posted by Anonymous | February 26, 2012 6:44 AM

yo if you little bitches have an issue with me, i am not a hard man to find.

Posted by melba | April 26, 2012 10:47 AM

I didn't post that. I'm impossible to find, I don't leave my house.

Posted by joe-melba | May 17, 2012 7:44 PM

I pretty much just sit around jacking off all day and listening to CDs of my shitty music

Posted by joe melba | May 18, 2012 11:18 AM

slices is brutal

Posted by bloomfield_slash | May 24, 2012 2:28 PM

seriously, you know how to get a hold of me on the robotoboard. if you have problems with me and would like to settle any differences, PM me and a time and place can be arranged.

or just keep posting on here like a little bitch.

Posted by melba | July 27, 2012 3:37 PM

or you could just keep on making jokez here and pretending that yr little band matters to anyone outside of a handful of shitheads at gooski's

Posted by melba | July 27, 2012 3:40 PM

i would especially enjoy whooping yr fat fuck drummer (if he can tear himself away from law school) or that shithead carrier.

greg's cool, though.

Posted by melba | July 27, 2012 3:41 PM

ass dinosaur

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 10:57 PM

wicked songs

Posted by jordon | August 6, 2013 3:02 PM

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