Posted in music | tour dates on February 9, 2012

Bjork in Queens (photo by Julieta Cervantes)
Bjork

Oh no!

"Due to illness, tonight's Björk show at the New York Hall of Science is canceled. Refunds will be available at the point of purchase.

Björk will perform at the New York Hall of Science on February 12th, 15th, and 18th and at Roseland Ballroom February 22nd, 25th, 28th, and March 2nd."
And she performed at New York Hall of Science two other times this month already. That's a picture from 2/3 above. You can see the setlist below...

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Set list: New York Hall of Science, Friday February 3
Thunderbolt
Moon
Crystalline
Hollow
Dark matter
Hidden place
Mouths cradle
Virus
Sonnets / unrealities
Palm stroke
Pagan poetry
Mutual core
Cosmogony
Solstice

One day
Nattura
Declare independence
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Comments (67)

Perfect headline

You pussy Bjork fans happy now?

Goodness, you all are worse than a bunch of sorority girls on the rag.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 2:48 PM

2:48 is a very sad young man.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 2:49 PM

Yikes. True that she is playing more but there aren't any more tickets so a lot of people will likely miss out. Get well soon, Bjork.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 2:50 PM

That's a shame, hopefully they can reschedule. The NY Hall of Science is a real treat to fans.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 2:52 PM

2:48 - it takes a real loser to click on a link of a performer he hates and then make a comment. Seriously tough guy, get an effing life! Tool!

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 2:52 PM

Setlist from 2/6 had a couple of different songs, but was basically the same.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 2:57 PM

Hey 2:52 ... have a taste of this here 8========D~~~~~

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 2:59 PM

2:59's pic is drawn to scale. #babyd!ck

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:11 PM

2:48=2:52=ASSHOLE EXTRAORDINAIRE

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:11 PM

The guy can make a penis with his keyboard. His way of expressing himself will build him into a strong healthy man . . .

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:12 PM

AND IT'S MORE LIKE:

2==P

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:12 PM

i just got two tickets for 2/28 at roseland through ticketmaster, regular price

Posted by anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:19 PM

Okay, she's sick. That's fine but how about rescheduling vs. cancelling? You know damn well that those of us with tix for tonight are fucked.

Get well and reschedule the date.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:21 PM

As someone who had tickets for tonight, I can't express how disappointing this is. I'm not going to pay double at stub hub to get tickets for another night. If she has a residency and is well enough to play other shows, why not offer Thursday night ticket holders another show? Poorly done, Bjork.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:22 PM

she's suffering from realness

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:22 PM

My guess would be that it's such a big operation, they might not be able to come up with a date this quickly and are looking @ the remaining shows as a consolation prize

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:22 PM

3:11 you are so off
but why let the facts get in the way of a brilliant delusion

monkey piss breath

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:23 PM

3:12 you can eat my )*(

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:23 PM

Bjork's FB page says they are trying to reschedule.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:26 PM

248 is mad depressed, yo. you don't even have to provoke him to get him screaming and calling people faggots/pussies. just admit your gay, you'll be happier.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:31 PM

this is terrible, i am so crestfallen. 6 shows at NYHS and the 1 that gets cancelled is the fucking one i have tix to. you just can't make this shit up.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:32 PM

332 stubhub prices are pretty close to face, not the end of the world.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:34 PM

TONIGHT'S SHOW WAS ONE OF THE 2 NYHS SHOWS THAT I DIDN'T SCALP! SCALPERS FTW!!!!!!

Posted by scalper x | February 9, 2012 3:35 PM

I scalped these tickets for TON of money! LOL! suckers!

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:38 PM

if by over $60 more for standing GA is "close to face" for you, then clap yourself on the back, b/c you're winning.

i'll just wait and hope for the best.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:44 PM

344 yea i'll 'clap myself on the back' you fucking tard. seated GA is face value on stubhub ($170)

Posted by scalper x | February 9, 2012 3:46 PM

338 same, scalped standing tix to the saturday/sunday/friday shows for 240 per on SH. now they're about half that price. scalpnation

Posted by scalper x | February 9, 2012 3:48 PM

wow, you really are an asshole. 90 bucks was already way more than I wanted to pay to see bjork, but I sucked it up. you're clearly the 'fucking tard' for not only being willing to pay way too much for that ticket, but b/c you could have paid half that price to stand about 3 feet away from the same fucking spot. aside from having the chance to sit, you really think there's a big difference between the seated GA and standing? enough to rationalize the $80 difference??

but yeah, you're the winner, let's not forget that.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 3:54 PM

Bjork rules you haters! I already went to see her and she was awesome as usual!

Posted by Iceland Gurl | February 9, 2012 4:13 PM

354 i'm a winner because at the end of the day, i profited $875 off these shows (150x6), which covers the cost of my two $170 seated tickets and a whole lot more. price is negligible when you factor in resale value you FUCKING TARD. it's called math.

also i guess i'm a winner because i bought tickets for a show that wasn't cancelled, while you're just there holding your sack now.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 4:28 PM

Bjorks a shithead.

Posted by lover | February 9, 2012 4:28 PM

4:28, please die. Take all other scalping vermin with you. You are an abscess on the ass of the earth, nothing more. You will eventually be judged and found wanting.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 4:41 PM

$875! What a BIG man you are!

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 4:42 PM

i saw bjork and thurston eating a hummus platter at mamouns yesterday afternoon

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 4:45 PM

Lulz at people who like this Icelandic mutant.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 4:53 PM

hahahahahahaha 441 i love that moment when the bv ass has nothing left to do but attack someone's character because they have no other argument left to stand on.


442 unless you profited more off these shows, then i'm smarter than you. disregard your base salary, that has nothing to do with it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 4:53 PM

such an enterprising young man! surely the pride of your family. let me guess, you were also a peace corps volunteer, right? or maybe you're an organ donor? so much altruism, it's overwhelming!

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 5:10 PM

"442 unless you profited more off these shows, then i'm smarter than you."

Seems he has it all figured out. The smartest guys in the room are those who scalp tickets on StubHub. Alert the economists!

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 5:20 PM

510 read 453

520 read 453

"i love that moment when the bv ass has nothing left to do but attack someone's character because they have no other argument left to stand on."

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 5:49 PM

"i love that moment when the bv ass has nothing left to do but attack someone's character because they have no other argument left to stand on."

Maybe the argument is about this person's character? I think it has a little to do with being clueless and self assured all at once.

Why else would someone brag Anonymously on a music website about the money they made from scalping? Lonely and sad behavior.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 5:54 PM

What of the rumors that Bjork will be holding a Parks & Rec/Office viewing party for select fans who had tickets to tonight's show?

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 6:24 PM

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Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 10:07 PM

I've made a lot of money scalping in the past. I make too much money to bother with that side line any more, but I highly recommend it for any person who is struggling to get by in the city.

Posted by Anonymous | February 9, 2012 10:48 PM

That's OK 10:48, I've probably made a lot of money selling you drugs. Thanks!

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 12:00 AM

All our prays, Bjork

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 12:01 AM

Same here, 1048. Its just common sense. Don't need it now, but it helped me get by when I was writing full time!

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 12:38 AM

Ticket scalpers are scum of the earth, lower than lawyers. 10:48 & 12:38 - you are reprehensible people, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. You add nothing to the economy or society. Your mom would be proud ... oh wait, she's still sleeping so I should type quieter (I did bone her pretty epically last night hee hee)

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 8:08 AM

hey clueless loser scalpers - it's about LACK of character!

and i hate to inform you, but scalpers who mercilessly rape consumers who want to attend a cultural event will, in all likelihood, die lonely and miserable.

just sayin ;)

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 8:29 AM

829 you know nothing about how the world works.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 9:39 AM

I was the the Science Hall show on the 6th..I did see her using nasal spray and drinking tea all night...

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 10:04 AM

9:39 - unfortunately, i know more about how the world works than you can ever hope to in your miserable existance on this planet.

capitalism = evil

scalpers = scum*

*not to be confused with pond scum, which is a higher life form

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 10:36 AM

I like to rip off scalpers. Take their tix and then be like, "yeah what money" and if they try to get violent I smash em. It's a simple formula that I've done Many times.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 10:50 AM

saw biophilia at iceland airwaves. pretty awesome show.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 10:56 AM

In Soviet Union, SCALPER SMASH YOU!

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 10:56 AM

10:36 - I am 8:08. While I agree with your 2nd sentiment (scalpers = scum), you are painfully and woefully (to your own detriment) completely off base with your first false opinion about capitalism. And, before your even think "heeeeeey maaaaaan, scalping is capitalism", that is the kind of taking advantage of the system that Liberals construct agencies and tilted systems around to benefit themselves and point at others with derision over.

So, I do agree that scalpers are jerkoffs, they are not true Capitalists, and if you don't like the society that America is built upon you should definitely find a place that is more agreeable with your worldview and move there. I guarantee you this - you are really, really not going to like what America looks like in about a years time after the election. You are better off in Europe of some such shit mediocre beige country like that, before you loose all heart in the societal rejection of your failed ideals.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 10:57 AM

"individuals would naturally, without specific_state_intervention, direct industry in such a manner as its produce may be of the greatest value (to the society)"

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 11:07 AM

Your class warfare bullshit is a smoke screen and it is a deception.

There is no "99%" - there is the fringe of the 23% from where this lie comes (those who identify themselves as left or liberal), and then there is the 77% (the rest of us).

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 11:09 AM

hey asswipe, i mean 8:08/10:57 - my opinion cannot be false by definition. it is my opinion you ignorant neocon/ron paulophile.

capitalism IS evil. simple as that. and while i WISH president obama was the socialist your type portrays him to be, it is YOU, my terribly misguided poster, who may want to find another place to live in a years time.

see, president barack huessein obama will sail to an easy re-election and THEN he's (in the immortal words of chris rock), gonna go all gangsta on assholes like you. gonna shove a liberal agenda so far down your throat you'll choke.

you sound just like the conservative assholes from the 60's who told hippies to "love america or leave it." see how far that got them?

we ain't leaving america, numbnuts, we gonna occupy, change and revolutionize it!

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 11:44 AM

^ actually the science is more like this, 23% of the population enjoy eating hummus on a weekly basis, and 77% have never tried it.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 11:45 AM

11:44, you are adorable. You prove all of the stereotypes about liberals to be true - cannot discuss ideas but instead must attack people (because your all about "the people"), intolerant with those you disagree with (despite your sacraments of "inclusion" and "tolerance"), and completely emotionally based in your opinions (which makes them illogical by definition).

No my poor misguided fool, I'm not going to spar with you or sink to your level. You have already lost the battle, and the war. The battle because you have beaten yourself with your hate and irrationality, and the war because you philosophy has been proven as a failed one and our numbers are growning on a daily basis to prove it. No, you go mutter and screem in your corner of the psych ward, little man. We have already won; the rest is just the slow revelation of what has already occured.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 12:25 PM

lol 11:44 lol when I am king you will be first against the wall lol lol

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 12:30 PM

"we ain't leaving america, numbnuts, we gonna occupy, change and revolutionize it!"

"We have already won; the rest is just the slow revelation of what has already occured."

You two understand that you're both equally retarded, right?

How's Bjork feeling?

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 3:04 PM

CENSORSHIP BV??

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 7:01 PM

This dumb white bitch. I hope she dies. Can't believe this cunt canceled.

Posted by Anonymous | February 10, 2012 7:20 PM

SOME REASON YOU WON'T POST MY COMMENT BV????? YOU'LL POST CRAP CALLING BJORK - ONE OF YOUR RESPECTED ARTISTS - A CUNT AND A BITCH BUT YOU WON'T POST MY COMMENT BLASTING THE RIGHT-WING NEO CONS?

WHAT DOES THAT SAY, BV?????

Posted by Anonymous | February 13, 2012 1:44 PM

CENSORSHIP BV??

Posted by Bezaat | February 18, 2012 7:40 AM

I like bjock.

Posted by jordon | August 6, 2013 3:13 PM

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