Posted in music on April 13, 2012

Cobains

This is an actual press release:

A STATEMENT FROM FRANCES COBAIN:

While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy.

Twitter should ban my mother.

This all came after "Courtney Love Calls Jason Segel "A Coward" After Muppets/Nirvana Debacle"

In related news, an exhibit of Kurt Cobain photos is up at Morrison Hotel Gallery now.

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Comments (54)

What is this 1993? Who gives a shit about Courtney Love?

YTINASNIL LIVES

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:03 AM

There are those geniuses that die early and go on to gain greater notoriety and respect as a result,

and then there is Courtney.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:03 AM

NEWS

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:04 AM

can we somehow send courtney love to guantanemo? i'm being serious here.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:04 AM

There was a time when Courtney might have been do-able, with a rubber to hold back those hep-c heebie jeebies, but now? I agree - NEWS

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:05 AM

ever feel that twitter has shown how stupid celebrities really are?

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:05 AM

How does that baby give press releases?

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:08 AM

Twitter should just ban itself entirely.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:12 AM

11:10...after looking at that pic there is no question she banged Dave Grohl.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:19 AM

coutney needs attention-trick is not to give her any and then maybe just maybe she will go away. maybe.

Posted by anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:28 AM

Courtney needs to be institutionalized.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:35 AM

I wish Kurt were still around.

Posted by Darnell | April 13, 2012 11:45 AM

Jeez. She got hot

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:45 AM

NICKLEBACK CARES

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:46 AM

Courtney needs to stay away from meth

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 11:51 AM

the day kurt cobain killed himself is one of the happiest days of my life.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:02 PM

that poor girl...

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:05 PM

I had to read 11:05's statement a couple times - it was so nasty - before fully understanding what the fuck it even meant.

"There was a time when Courtney might have been do-able, with a rubber to hold back those hep-c heebie jeebies, but now? I agree - NEWS"

He really crafted this note carefully, hitting the sweet spot between gross-out factor and twisted misogyny ("hep-c heebie jeebies" is especially brilliant). He's a smart little weasel, isn't he?

It's a trip how Brooklyn Vegan has become the sole online destination (there must be others, I just don't know them) for hipster boys to show how much, deep down, they truly despise women.

I mean, this asshole probably went to yoga this morning, and now he's getting off on anonymously talking about Courtney Love like she's a slab of diseased meat.

Posted by Josh | April 13, 2012 12:08 PM

^
Shut up. Stupid cunt.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:17 PM

@ 12:08

I agree that misogyny in general is uncool, but do you have any proof that Love ISNT a slab of diseased meat?

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:29 PM

yeah, we all know that hep-c is a female virus. retard.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:32 PM

Sexists gtfo.

Courtney Love most likely has a personality disorder. I wouldn't be surprised if she was totally convinced what she says is true.

Posted by herbie snudgras | April 13, 2012 12:33 PM

Actually CL is exactly like a slab of diseased meat. She has a huge pie hole, talks shit in public, and acts like idiot. Classy lady. I guess she thinks she's being punk rock.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:36 PM

^ oh, that makes it justified.

Hey everyone, we all have personality disorders, so the "misogyny" and "homophobia" and and and can be explained away as well.

Who gets to decide what is explainable and what's not? Not 12:33, that's for sure.

Idiots fuck off! She is a skank ho straight up. Get over yourselves.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:36 PM

Wait, someone was defending Courtney Love acting up?

The depths of hipster depravity continue to amaze me.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:41 PM

I wish Kurt was still around, too. Easily one of the saddest days of my life.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:44 PM

^
What kind of fag defends the comments posted around here?

Posted by Some dick | April 13, 2012 12:45 PM

Misogyny wouldn't exist if women weren't such annoying, nagging cunts.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:45 PM

lol Josh lol
What's the matter Josh, is Holden out blowing Chase or is he busy farming your West Bushwick organic garlic roof garden?

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:46 PM

I'm making popcorn - this is gonna be a good one

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:48 PM

She's a white trash dumb ho, a drug addict, and a lousy mom to boot. How many non ghetto kids get an order of protection against their mother?

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 12:56 PM

Who is Holden? What am I missing here? Is Josh a rich kid name like Holden or Chase?

I just thought it was the name of every third guy in Manhattan...

The guy who said "shut up, stupid cunt" was funny. Everybody else is boring me.

Posted by Joshiepuss | April 13, 2012 1:02 PM

ahhh, entire thread - great bit. great bit.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 1:07 PM

No defense for Courtney Love, I'm just saying it's probably her personality disorder and not her hepatitis.

Posted by herbie snudgras | April 13, 2012 1:28 PM

Kurt clearly didnt care about his family when he pulled the trigger. fuck him. He could have gotten help.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 1:55 PM

I'm still laughing over someone's apology for Courtney as having a personality disorder that somehow justifies her abhorrent behavior, all while scolding anonymous posters on BV for their personality disorder driven behaviors.

You really don't see how inane your "logic" is. You have been indoctrinated well by the failure of our contemporary educational system,

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 2:00 PM

I wish I would've met you
now it's a little late.
What you could've taught me,
I could've saved some face
They think that your early ending was all wrong
for the most part they're right
but look how they all got strung

That's why I say,
"Hey man, nice shot."
"What a good shot, man."

A man, has gun -
Hey man, have fun.
Nice shot!

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 2:07 PM

Didn't Courtney have Kurt killed?

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 2:09 PM

Oh, I didn't mean to sound like a Courtney apologist. She is CRAZY AS FUCK! She actually thinks she co-wrote Smells Like Teen Spirit!

And she's pissed at Dave Grohl for naming his daughter Violet, as if he STOLE THE IDEA from the Hole song of the same name.

She is batshit crazy...I just thought that hepatitis-C thing was really gross, that's all.

Posted by FaggyJosh | April 13, 2012 2:12 PM

C'mon guys - the popcorn is getting cold. Ya gotta step it up a bit.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 2:18 PM

Hep-C is gross? It is a blood born virus that is contracted overwhelmingly by (a) intravenous drug users and/or (b) promiscuous sex practices (with the infected). Seeing as both Courtney and Kurt were known junkies, I fail to see how ascribing Hep-C to Courtney is gross. I think that it may be more accurate than not.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 2:27 PM

I'm pretty sure everyone here would still fuck her. It's not like any of us have better options. Hep C? Maintain virginity? Hep C!!!

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 2:36 PM

^ I wouldn't touch her with your dick

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 2:42 PM

that Latina air boxing State Farm chick >>>>> Courtney Love

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 2:47 PM

2:42...why would you even want to touch my dick in the first place?

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 3:01 PM

I don't want to touch your dick, but if you had a hummus platter nearby, I'd definetely be touching your pita triangles.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 3:10 PM

hey babe

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 4:09 PM

that frances pic is misleading. she has kurt's eyes so those draw you in, but her body is terrible.

Posted by Anonymous | April 13, 2012 4:46 PM

So Courtney Love tweeted that Dave Grohl wants to fuck her daughter? If so, oof.

Posted by D | April 14, 2012 12:51 AM

Courtney Love is posting in the comments section at Gothamist - double oof.

Posted by D | April 14, 2012 1:12 AM

4:46 just came out with that comment.

Posted by Anonymous | April 14, 2012 8:49 AM

that frances pic is misleading. she has kurt's eyes so those draw you in, but her body is terrible.
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