Posted in hiphop | music | tour dates on May 22, 2012

A Banks

As we posted this morning, Azealia Banks will play Bowery Ballroom on June 3. That show is now official and Bowery Presents has announced that tickets will go on sale Thursday, 5/24 at noon. "Two tickets per customer, will call only. No hard tickets will be sold for this event. Tickets will not be available at the Mercury Lounge or Music Hall of Williamsburg box office." Azaealia says it's going to be "a gathering of kunts, gays, queers, and weirdoes alike in which various dance contests and bizarre/epic shit goes down." But we think it's just going to be gathering of those lucky enough to get the tickets when they go on sale and those willing to pay a lot to scalpers.

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Comments (37)

thank god it's will-call only. way to play the right card, bowery.

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:01 PM

Clearly going to be a huge label buy and 100 or so tickets actually available for purchase.

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:06 PM

i will meet my day of. $400

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:09 PM

and we should care, why?

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:09 PM

um, why would you say you think its just for people willing to pay scalpers, right after saying that its will call only? c'mon now BV, you're better than that.

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:13 PM

This is going to pay for my Made in America tickets.

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:14 PM

easy to scalp will call shows idiot

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:17 PM

i guess that kunt gettin' eaten...

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:20 PM

i will sell a human baby that doesn't belong to me for tickets to this show. back off, motherfuckers!

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:21 PM

I got to see her at Coachella when we were covering her show. She was quite fantastic and you can tell she REALLY loves her gays!

Posted by Chris Ryan | May 22, 2012 2:33 PM

I like big butts and I cannot sell for less than 4x ass. Uhh, face. 4X Face

Posted by R'er Endz | May 22, 2012 2:35 PM

is she gay? that never occurred to me, actually.

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:36 PM

She's bi.

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 2:37 PM

can i buy will call tix and change the name later i doubt it huh

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 3:05 PM

"kunts, gays, queers, and weirdoes"

no thanks

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 3:18 PM

she looks better here

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 3:25 PM

@305 nah your tix get deaded if you can't go, i.e. no refund, no name transfer. only pitfall of will-call only

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 3:26 PM

Shes attractive, but on her way to VD.

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 4:57 PM

am i supposed to say "hummus" or "i'd hit it"?

i'm opting for the latter.

Posted by boing! | May 22, 2012 5:00 PM

it's gonna be hard to look more hipster than this chick... What's up with the IMAX-sized glasses?

Posted by jma666 | May 22, 2012 5:07 PM

i'd lick her plum in the evening

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 5:11 PM

@511 gets points

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 5:33 PM


FUCK IT ALL

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 5:33 PM

Hot Pockets!

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 5:43 PM

@stuffonlywhitepeoplelike

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 6:34 PM

she slept with my dad.

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 10:42 PM

Iggy Azalea, Azalea Banks, Amanda Blank, Paul Banks, and Peaches should all go on "Shit Across America Tour" because they all suck and are so similar!! Only industry people and the lowest of hipster give a shit about these kind of HYPE MACHINE groups!!

Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2012 12:38 AM

@12:38 the meaning'est thing i have read in about a month.

Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2012 8:12 AM

12:38 don't forget Amanda Palmer.

Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2012 9:19 AM

Are her cheeks blind?

Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2012 10:09 AM

She is only 17?

Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2012 10:22 AM

You're only 29
Got a lot to learn
But when your mummy dies
She will not return

We like noise, it's our choice
It's what we wanna do
We don't care about long hairs
I don't wear flares

See my face not a trace
No reality
I don't work, I just speed
That's all I need

I'm a lazy sod, I'm lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy
I'm a lazy sod, I'm lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy
I can't even be bothered
Lazy Lazy

Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2012 10:49 AM

yay, i got points!

Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2012 12:46 PM

tickets still available...this aint no beach house!

Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2012 12:01 PM

You're only 29
Got a lot to learn
But when your mummy dies
She will not return

We like noise, it's our choice
It's what we wanna do
We don't care about long hairs
I don't wear flares

See my face not a trace
No reality
I don't work, I just speed
That's all I need

I'm a lazy sod, I'm lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy
I'm a lazy sod, I'm lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy
I can't even be bothered
Lazy Lazy

Posted by mbc3 | May 26, 2012 9:08 AM

See my face not a trace
No reality
I don't work, I just speed
That's all I need

I'm a lazy sod, I'm lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy
I'm a lazy sod, I'm lazy sod
I'm a lazy sod, I'm so lazy
I can't even be bothered
Lazy Lazy

http://jeu-jeu-jeu.net/category/hguhf/

Posted by jeux de mbc3 | October 16, 2012 1:34 PM

she looks great with glasses on.

Posted by jordon | July 30, 2013 3:07 PM

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