Posted in music | tour dates on May 21, 2012

Jack White

Jack White is in town and tonight (5/21) plays the first of two sold-out Roseland shows with openers the Alabama Shakes. He's also among the growing list of artists playing the ACL Festival this year, which happens October 12 - 14 in Austin, TX. The line-up was revealed via lottery-style scratch-off tickets that were placed in locations around Austin over the weekend and today. Other confirmed performers include Black Keys, Andrew Bird and Delta Spirit. UPDATE: The full ACL lineup has been announced.

When not touring and releasing highly-collectible vinyl via his Third Man record label (like new 7" single "Freedom at 21," due out June 11), Jack has kept himself busy trying to get into the Guiness Book of World Records by using the most metaphors during a single concert. An attempt was made Saturday night (5/19) in Gulf Shores, Alabama:

At Jack White's headlining performance in Gulf Shores, Alabama last night, Guinness officials were anxiously awaiting the beginning of Mr. White's concert (the start of which is apparently very difficult to determine stated Guinness Records reps, music being played notwithstanding). They were there so that they could begin the exhausting process of counting each and every metaphor that occurred onstage as Mr. White attempted to break the record of most metaphors in a single concert.

They definitely had a task in front of them as in the first song alone, three officials that were flown in from the Guinness world headquarters in the anteroom of the Salt and Muskrat pub in Tipperary, counted no less than twelve hundred and three metaphors in three minutes.

Some metaphors were lyrical and others came from moments such as lighting changes and even the calm weather itself during the chorus which momentarily had the feel of Grandma's house in winter. By the seventh song alone the hard work led two of the Guinness officials to wander to the catering table, leaving the counting to their partner who, new to the grueling scientific process involved, accidentally counted 312 similes and three mere comparisons.

Metaphors were occurring in the thousands by this point, some coming from the clothing the musicians had on, others from the colors used on one of the microphone cables which were easter candy blue, making the task of counting extremely trivial or at the very least hard work.

Then tragedy struck and the record attempt had to be forfeited by Jack White when during the second half of the set Mr. White trivialized a metaphor by saying it too quickly. It was something about the moon being a faucet of light but was uttered too fast to be counted.

Guinness representatives will return to tomorrow night's show to begin the exhaustive, scientific, and absolutely authoritative and factual process all over again.

Maybe Jack will break the record tonight at Roseland or one of the other dates on this tour, all of which are listed below.

In related news, Third Man recording artists The Black Belles have announced a new round of North American tour dates that include a June 14 stop at Knitting Factory as part of the Panache Booking Northside Festival showcase that also includes Grass WidowTurbo Fruits, The Black Belles, Gary War, Gap Dream, and Snack MachineTickets for that show are on sale now. All Black Belles tour dates are listed below.


Jack White - 2012 Tour Dates
05/21/12- NY, NY - Roseland Ballroom +
05/22/12 - NY, NY - Roseland Ballroom +
05/24/12 - Detroit, MI - Scottish Rite Theater +
05/24/12 - Detroit, MI - Scottish Rite Theater (all ages matinee show) +
05/26/12 - George, WA - Sasquatch Music Festival
05/27/12 - Vancouver, BC - Queen Elizabeth Theatre +
05/28/12 - Eugene, OR - Hult Center for the Performing Arts (Silva Concert Hall) +
05/30/12 - Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern +
05/31/12 - Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern +
06/21/12 - London, UK - O2 Academy Broxton +
06/22/12 - London, UK - Hammersmith Apollo +
06/23/12 - Hackney Marshes, London, UK - Radio 1's Hackney Weekend
06/25/12 - Amsterdam, NL - Heineken Music Hall
06/26/12 - Berlin, Germany - Tempodrom +
06/27/12 - Cologne, Germany - E-Werk +
06/29/12 -Werchter, Belgium - Rock Werchter
07/01/12 - Belfort, France - Les Eurockeennes
07/02/12 - Paris, France - L'Olympia +
07/03/12 - Paris, France - L'Olympia +
07/05/12 - Hamburg, Germany - Docks +
07/05-08/12 - Roskilde, Denmark - Roskilde Festival
07/20-22/12 - Dover, Delaware - Firefly Music Festival +
07/25/12 - Melbourne, Australia - Festival Hallm
07/26/12 - Sydney, Australia - Hordern Pavillion +
07/27/12 - Byron Bay, Australia - Splendour In The Grass Festival +
07/27-29/12 - Niigata, Japan - Fuji Rock Festival +
08/03-05/12 - Chicago, IL - Lollapalooza
08/08/12 - Morrison, CO - Red Rocks Amphitheater +
08/10-12/12 - San Francisco, CA - Outside Lands
09/08/12 -- London UK -- iTunes Festival
+ sold out

The Black Belles - 2012 Tour Dates
May 26 - Nashville, TN - The Basement
May 31 - Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle
June 12 - Cincinnati, OH - The Comet
June 13 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland
June 14 - Toronto, ON - The Garrison
June 15 - Toronto, ON - The Horseshoe
June 16 - New York, NY - Knitting Factory
June 17 - Washington, DC - Montserrat
June 18 - Asheville, NC - the Emerald Lounge
June 19 - Atlanta, GA - the Earl



Comments (19)

I liked these gimmicks better the first time when they were called Andy Kauffman.

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 12:11 PM

I suppose when the world is at your feet and you've got absolutely NOTHING important to do or say this would be amusing.

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 12:11 PM

So what do we think odds are there will be tickets at the door at Roseland tonight?

Don't have much experience with the venue but I noticed at the Beyonce show that they were selling tickets that evening even though it sold out in a minute. Think that'll happen tonight?

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 12:19 PM


-nervous scalper

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 12:41 PM

What the hell did I just read?

I had an extra pair but got rid of them at face. Fuck scalpers

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 12:51 PM


Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 12:53 PM

Yeah stupid, I should have gauged my friends. BTW the stubhub prices have dropped a good $50-$75 right now. Probably more by showtime.

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 1:13 PM

Bought Saturday night tickets for 100 each on ebay. Not bad at all I probably could have paid even less if I waited.

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 1:16 PM


Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 2:31 PM

chuck baby don't give a

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 2:34 PM

Set times anyone?

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 2:42 PM

I have the new Jack White album, and all I could say is that at least four of the songs on the album sound EXACTLY like recycled old White Stripes songs.

Posted by Sam | May 21, 2012 3:29 PM

Sam are you saying that some of the songs Jack White wrote by himself for his solo album resemble some of the songs Jack White wrote by himself for a two person band? UNACCEPTABLE. Songwriters have a particular sound that varies only by the collaborators and instruments they work with are the WORST.

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 3:39 PM

Just walked over to Rosleand...doors at 7pm..alabama shakes at 8..jack 9:10 - 11pm

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 4:04 PM

4:04 - were people already LINING UP?!?!?!


Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 4:46 PM

they straight up told you that JW is playing for 1 hour and 50 minutes? unlikely story.

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 5:04 PM

504 call irving plaza box office. 404 is not lying...

Posted by Anonymous | May 21, 2012 5:26 PM

i used to listen to his music but his last album wasn't good at all!

Posted by Anonymous | May 22, 2012 9:57 AM

jack white.

Posted by jordon | July 30, 2013 4:24 PM

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