Posted in music | tour dates on May 18, 2012

Screaming Females at Red 7 earlier this month (more by Tim Griffin)
Screaming Females

It makes us very sad to have to announce that we are canceling all Screaming Females dates from now through June 14. Marissa has mono and the doctor says no shows for a month. Don't worry, we will be back in your hometown before you know it. -[Screaming Females]
That means the rest of their current tour including Chaos in Tejas and Northside Festival. Right now, the cancellations will not affect upcoming appearances as part of C.L.I.T. Fest, Riot Fest, or a few select dates in the EU.

All current Screaming Females dates are listed below. Mono is no fun...get well soon Marissa!


SCREAMING FEMALES - 2012 TOUR DATES
June 29, 2012 Warehouse Motor Club Middlesex, NJ
July 4, 2012 Berlin, Germany Marie-Antoinette
July 5, 2012 Arena, Vienna, AT
July 6, 2012 Trencin, Slovakia Pohoda
July 7, 2012 Krak├│w KOTKAROLA
July 13-15, 2012 C.L.I.T. Fest Highland Park, NJ
Sept 14-16, 2012 Riot Fest Chicago, IL

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Comments (30)

I have had it, and its a drag...not really communicable, its just that you can't kiss anybody, which in my opinion is the worst part about it!!

Posted by Joshua Sanders | May 18, 2012 12:10 PM

how did she get mono?

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 12:10 PM

Is she eleven years old?

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 12:15 PM

Thanks Joshua for informing everyone about something that is pretty common and well known. Thank you very much Sherlock Moron.

Also, totally wish they had not said exactly what she had.Just say she got sick. Saying she has mono just baits the idiotic internet morons to say snarky things. It is one thing to ignore it, it is a whole other thing to court it.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 12:16 PM

Please no more photos of this person in the puritan dress screaming into a microphone. Please!

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 12:16 PM

12:10- If you can get it through kissing, wouldn't that make it communicable? Jesus...

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 12:26 PM

Anyone who follows them on Facebook, check out the photo they posted and you will see how she most likely got it.... Goes to show, musicians maybe aren't the biggest whores in rock and roll!

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 12:26 PM

Lame excuse to stay home and watch "Girls" on DVR.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 12:40 PM

Ugh, that show sucks, and "Bored to Death" had to die for it. Fuck HBO.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 12:45 PM

Not surprising......this bands tour schedule has been crazy! It takes a lot out of you to shred like that 9 nights in a row

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 1:25 PM

she's gotta stop deep-throating those mics

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 1:27 PM

I know. Seems like with or without a new album, they're always on these long treks. It's awesome, but it has to take a toll.

Not that I'd personally know anything about that....

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 1:37 PM

I'm not familiar with this band Screaming Females, but I had a "screaming female" situation the other night... Let me explain:
So there I was, just hanging out with my girl at her apartment in North Williamsburg, sipping on some Pinot Noir with a few of her girlfriends. We were having a splendid evening discussing our jobs and whatnot and an animal collective album played softly in the background... As the evening progressed, we started to get an appetite and my girlfriend sent me out to bring back some snacks. I walked down to the local bodega and grabbed some 16oz containers of Sabra and a bag of baby carrots. All was going very well and when I arrived back in the apt, many of the ladies were elated at the choice of food I brought back. I set the items down on the table and went to use the bathroom and as I was washing my hands, I heard a few moans coming from the kitchen. When I went out there to see what was the matter, it seemed the hummus was expired! It was a disaster! I started apologizing, but that didn't stop those females from screaming at me!!!

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 1:42 PM

Mono = Code word for AIDS.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 1:45 PM

1:42 you should know that

Trader Joe's Hummus>Sabra
Trader Joe's Hummus>Sabra
Trader Joe's Hummus>Sabra
Trader Joe's Hummus>Sabra
Trader Joe's Hummus>Sabra

Next time go to Trader Joe's for hummus and not that other stuff!

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 1:57 PM


so what time is Radiohead's set?

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 2:00 PM

screaming females hummus guy is a classic. well done sir!

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 2:04 PM

seriously?

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 2:13 PM

1:42, have you considered compiling your stories into a single cloth-bound anthology? I would very much like one for my coffee table, would make a great conversation piece for when I have the boys over.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 2:39 PM

"Mono = Code word for AIDS."

No, "hummus" is that code word. Why do you think so many bearded indie loser scarves on here say they're going to get some hummus?

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 3:18 PM

Sabra looks like paint. That's what you get!

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 3:35 PM

So how do I get a refund for the Warsaw show?

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 4:18 PM

Mono...the kissing disease.....wonder who she was kissing.....I think you know what I mean.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 4:24 PM

I hope she caught the hymn to the immortal wind version and not the you are there version, which is more debilitating.

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 4:37 PM

she got mono from deep throating a mic after ted leo used it

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 5:56 PM

I know. Seems like with or without a new album, they're always on these long treks. It's awesome, but it has to take a toll.

Not that I'd personally know anything about that....

Posted by Bono | May 18, 2012 6:18 PM

Who? and does anyone care?

Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2012 7:13 PM

1:57 knows what's up. that kind with the green lid is maybe the best hummus ever???

Posted by Anonymous | May 19, 2012 3:23 AM

^ I prefer orange lid to green lid yo.

Posted by Anonymous | May 19, 2012 7:24 AM

screaming females rule.

Posted by jordon | July 30, 2013 4:46 PM

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