Posted in music on June 29, 2012

Adele

I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we're over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx."
Congrats Adele!

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Comments (50)

"...but please respect our privacy at this precious time."

If you wish to have privacy, don't make announcements about your private life on the internet, you fucking twit.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:07 PM

....because everyone wouldn't find that out anyway?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:10 PM

This has nothing to do with..... anything important or of relevance.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:10 PM

Who?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:11 PM

...and here I simply thought she was just fat

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:11 PM

Is this Perez Hilton? She's gross, her music is boring, why does she deserve any coverage on here?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:14 PM

Why is she gross ? Give me Adele over Amanda Palmer any day of the week...

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:21 PM

She ate a baby?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:21 PM

4:11: You'll be pleased to know that a few months later, she still will be.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:22 PM

I knew it, I knew NO ONE is THAT fat. FINALLY she admits it.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:28 PM

I wouldn't touch her or Amanda Palmer ever. Both gross.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:29 PM

It seems shes clarifying any rumors that may have flourished
if any one of had a brain that worked you might have noticed that

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:36 PM

if any of you*

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:36 PM

I knew she would do that, the pace of work was pretty nuts!

Congrats :)

Posted by Aplicativos | June 29, 2012 4:38 PM

"if any one of (you) had a brain that worked you might have noticed that"

provided we gave a shit. which I, for one, don't.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:40 PM

Thanks, People Magazine. What the FUCK has BV turned into?! A post telling me that one of the world's biggest pop singers is pregnant? Are you fucking kidding me?

This site used to be informative if one chooses to listen to music that's outside the mainstream. Thanks for keeping strong, BV.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:41 PM

this fat bitch looked pregnant 2 years ago

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:43 PM

^ REQUIRE REGISTRATION TO COMMENT BV. KEEP THIS KIND OF HARTE MONGERING ASSHOLE OFF THE BOARDS!

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:44 PM

^HATE HATE, SHOULD BE HATE

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:44 PM

4:44 is clearly a fatty

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 4:49 PM

Great. Now all her music will be happy. Her career is ruined.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 5:09 PM

@509 yea because having a baby = happiness. wait till the terrible twos; that'll probably result in her masterpiece.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 5:14 PM

Bad enough her awful mainstream pop music is played in grocery stores, now its on BV?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 5:15 PM

5:14, I can't wait. Songs about demon children and bloody bastards.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 5:22 PM

5:15, I like mainstream pop music, as long as it is accompanied by talent and/or creativity, both of which she has (which I'm sure people here will argue, but I digress).

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 5:25 PM

Sheesh. The trolls on this site are worse than the ones on blabbermouth.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 5:32 PM

God I hate you people.

Congrats Adele. Ignore these small-minded, obnoxious fuckers.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 5:58 PM

You're the one for me, 4:44.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 6:52 PM

>>God I hate you people.
Congrats Adele. Ignore these small-minded, obnoxious fuckers.

Awww, cheer up, sweetheart, We hate you too. Go walk to Marlow & Sons and order me some oysters and a bottle of Muscadet, slightly chilled. Then please get your fucking sorry ass and shitty taste in music back to Ohio.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 7:01 PM

In other news, who gives a shit.

Posted by sam | June 29, 2012 7:07 PM

Adele whines obnoxiously & yodels.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 7:15 PM

Are you sure she's pregnant and not just chubs?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 7:30 PM

Is hummus fattening? Cuz I eat it a minimum of 3 times per week.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 7:39 PM

Never could understand Adele's obsession with getting married, having a kid, etc. There was that episode a couple of months back where she said she was going to stop recording/touring to "work on her relationship." Why? You're 24 years old and on to something big. Don't purposely get off the train while it's in motion, plus heartache/longing is good songwriting fodder. Plenty of time for hubby/kiddies later.

Posted by MildManneredPervert | June 29, 2012 9:17 PM

TEBOWMANIA got Adelle pregnant.

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 9:22 PM

19 album 21 album 23 pregnant 25 breastfeeding 27.....

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 9:55 PM

Family life is for suckers. What are you Adele? A fucking Baby boomer?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 10:58 PM

but can the kid sing?

Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2012 11:23 PM

that picture looks like they stuck a mullet on a walrus

Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2012 12:49 AM

Does that mean she gets laid???? Gross.
Also, she's 24? I thought she was in her late 30s...

Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2012 10:07 AM

Food baby

Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2012 12:29 PM

so simon rolled in her deep deep deep...

Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2012 12:41 PM

Adele looks like she's about to fart hard when she sings.

Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2012 12:59 PM

I thought she was a beached whale for years. I would know. I frequent whale watch tours.

Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2012 4:13 PM

she's under 40? for real?

Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2012 7:09 PM

Adele has a tremendous voice.

Posted by the fartist | June 30, 2012 7:25 PM

That baby won't have to work a day in his or her life

but, he or she will have to listen to that shit for 18 years

Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2012 7:33 PM

people are really bad, that is the reason the world is so fucked up because of nasty people like these. Adele congrats, if you are pregnant or not! you are an amazing singer!

Posted by amanda | July 1, 2012 6:10 PM

I agree Amanda. You sound like a sweet girl, with deep thoughts. Hey, how about we meet up and do like Adele if you know what I mean? It's a hard life, let's get nice. Whatta ya say?

Posted by Tommy T | July 1, 2012 7:17 PM

congrats to her.

Posted by jordon | July 28, 2013 12:09 PM

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