Posted in comedy | tour dates on July 25, 2012

Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld has scattered live dates scheduled this summer, in DC, CT, Kansas and elsewhere, and has just announced a multi-borough NYC tour that includes shows in Manhattan, the Bronx, Staten Island, Queens and Brooklyn. Tickets for the Manhattan show at Beacon Theatre show go on "Chase Preferred" and "Internet" presale starting Thursday (7/26) at 11am. General sale for that date and all the other new dates on the tour go on sale Monday (7/30) at 10am. All shows are listed below...

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Jerry Seinfeld -- 2012 Tour Dates
Jul. 26 Greensboro, NC
Jul. 27 Roanoke, VA
Aug. 3 Washington, DC
Aug. 4 Washington, DC
Aug. 10 Mashantucket, CT
Aug. 11 Mashantucket, CT
Aug. 23 Wichita, KS
Aug. 24 Memphis, TN
Sep. 7 Vancouver, BC, CA
Sep. 8 Vancouver, BC, CA (7pm)
Sep. 8 Vancouver, BC, CA (9:30pm)
Sep. 22 Phoenix, AZ
Oct. 4 New York, NY @ Beacon Theatre
Oct. 11 Lehman Concert Hall in the Bronx, NYC
Oct. 18 Colden Auditorium at Queens College, NYC
Oct. 20 Atlantic City, NJ
Nov. 01 St. George Theater in Staten Island, NYC
Nov. 08 Walt Whitman Theater at Brooklyn College, NYC

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Comments (52)

So what's the deal with hummus?

Posted by George | July 25, 2012 12:58 PM

So what is the deal with high ticket prices?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 12:59 PM

Is his stand up in 2012 any good?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:00 PM

Looks like the same theaters that David Bowie played when he did his "New York Marathon".

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:01 PM

I mean hey! Who are these people?

Posted by The Mighty KC | July 25, 2012 1:03 PM

If I call Ticketmaster, will they hold my reservation?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:05 PM

all proceedings will go directly to helping out jason alexander

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:06 PM

$100?
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I'm out (slam)

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:06 PM

When will Michael Richards set some tour dates?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:08 PM

1:05 they'll hold it but not keep it...

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:16 PM

1:08 I hope so. I want to hear his famous routine where he goes on about the, well ya know ;-)

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:19 PM

^Kenny Rogers Roasters?

Broccoli, Vile Weed!

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:20 PM

^ no silly I think he means the people of color

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:21 PM

HELLOOOOOOOOO ..... BEACON!

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:22 PM

I liked his early stuff better, like before Bee Movie

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:32 PM

Mr... Mr. Marbles?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:43 PM

Oh shit hes playing at my school. Werd!

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 1:57 PM

Damn, beat me to it, 1:03.

Gilbert FTW.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 2:21 PM

Tour is actually being sponsored by Vandelay Industries.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 2:25 PM

1:03, I was thinking the same thing... I gotta pull that up on the youtubes.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 2:36 PM

Would rather see the iPods.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 2:47 PM

106$ yeah okay.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 2:50 PM

2:47 too bad! You're too late! They broke up!

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:00 PM

Do people care where they sit for a comedy show? Does it really matter? It is a guy and a microphone..what is there to see?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:02 PM

I saw Eddie Murphy on the Raw tour from the nosebleeds and I laughed so hard I literally almost died.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:09 PM

racist

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:17 PM

3:09 - Do you always laugh at black men? You racist! Oh, and I guess you got some grape drink and chicken from the concession stand while you were there too, huh?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:20 PM

We need another iPods "joke" like you need Kaposi's Sarcoma.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:20 PM

I saw Eddie Murphy in Daddy Day Care from the nosebleeds and I laughed so hard I literally almost died.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:28 PM

^ oh here he is, the guy with the vile breath and a viler personality, Mr. Aids Joke hisself, the fake sausage homosexual poser twerp, it's..... 3:20! Yeah, let's give him a round of applause ...

FFTHTHTWHWTHHTHTHTTTTTTTTTT!

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:30 PM

Hasn't been funny in years.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:37 PM

No black people think Seinfeld is funny.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 3:43 PM

3:37: True. And yet still light years funnier that that "iPods guy" (yes, one guy obviously).


BTW, 3:30 is in love with me. Sorry, I'm not one for San Fransiscans :(

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 4:01 PM

snitches get stiches
posers get hoses

of course 3:28/4:01 gets all hard when thinking about physical pain. reminds him of that sweet pain daddy used to give him. the children he abducts never understand that kind of love like he does.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 4:19 PM

Are the lack of caps due to the excessive pain of being raped yet again by Mandingo?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 4:43 PM

It must really hurt to have your dad rape you while your mom nods smacked out in the other room. It certainly explains why the rage, but if you really want to attract the boys you should try a little less vinegar, Buckeye Shrimper. It's OK, there are many more metal concerts for you to ass-grab and many more schoolyards to cruise. Unless you get popped. Easy to spot a creepy perv these days.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 5:12 PM

help jerry buy another 20 cars he won't drive? no thanks.

Posted by anonymous | July 25, 2012 5:34 PM

1:01. Not all the same venues. Bowie did Jimmy's Bronx Cafe and St Ann's Warehouse.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 6:48 PM

Heard a rumor someone's got him performing at the Bell House soon. True or not?

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 6:49 PM

Seinfeld is racist

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 7:03 PM

seinfeldĀ“s standup is terrible

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 7:35 PM

Seinfeld at the Bell House would be pretty cool

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 10:07 PM

Seinfeld is kewl

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 10:57 PM

Feed the fucking Rich

Posted by Anonymous | July 26, 2012 9:18 AM

"It must really hurt to have your dad rape you while your mom nods smacked out in the other room. It certainly explains why the rage, but if you really want to attract the boys you should try a little less vinegar, Buckeye Shrimper. It's OK, there are many more metal concerts for you to ass-grab and many more schoolyards to cruise. Unless you get popped. Easy to spot a creepy perv these days."

You've got a really creepy mind there, trendy boy (something I'm sure the ladies really are turned on by). Or should I say... Buckeye Shrimper! Yes, you! That's what your real name is, I know now!!! Haha, you're throwing out that name because you ARE him! And you've had amnesia all this time.

BOHICA!!! (Bend Over Here It Cums Again)


Sorry to hear about your test results, BTW :(

Posted by Anonymous | July 26, 2012 12:31 PM

I thought you said you were dating a white man? All I see is a black fool!

Posted by Anonymous | July 26, 2012 1:33 PM

I love it when hipsters expose their racism. Lucky for yous your behind a computer screen anonymous. Enjoy your privlieges!

Posted by Clever | September 27, 2012 5:36 AM

Me to! I post to let people know how cool is this page. I don't know is about the money but is cool! I just wait until the next time!

Posted by Arab Ladies | September 27, 2012 11:33 PM

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Posted by Youtube | September 28, 2012 3:15 PM

jerry is amazing.

Posted by jordon | July 25, 2013 5:36 PM

awesome. truly a treat for all music lovers.

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