Posted in music | tour dates on July 24, 2012

by Andrew Sacher

"I finally saw my rolling stone article in real life and proceeded to cry in barnes and noble" - Kitty Pryde

"i feel like people are going to overthink my song about bedwetting when it comes out. nope, it's not a metaphor. i'm literally a bedwetter." - Kitty Pryde

Kitty Pryde

Tumblr rap princess Kitty Pryde, who also maintains a pretty entertaining twitter (see above) is going on a tour next month. In Kitty's own words, she'll play NYC on August 22 at Santos Party House "aka where lil b did his first nyc show" and on August 16 she'll be "cold chillin in nyc but not playing a show." She also plays a Long Island show at Vibe Lounge on August 25. Tickets for the Santos show go on sale Wednesday (7/25) at 10 AM. A rough sketch of all upcoming dates is below.

If you missed it, Pitchfork (who extensively reviewed her NYC debut) gave her haha i'm sorry EP a 6.0 but on Kitty's tumblr she clarifies, "dont listen 2 pitchfork im a 10 shawwwty!!!" I wonder what Billy Corgan would have to say about this.

A list of all dates and the haha i'm sorry EP stream below...

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Kitty Pryde -- 2012 Tour Dates
aug 2 - atlanta (529)
aug 3 - atlanta (house show)
aug 11 - los angeles (tba)
aug 16 - cold chillin in nyc but not playing a show
aug 18 - jacksonville (burro bar)
aug 21 - philadelphia (i forget)
aug 22 - new york city (santos) (aka where lil b did his first nyc show)
aug 23 - boston (brighton music hall)
aug 25 - long island (vibe lounge)

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Comments (28)

This garbage makes Millionaires look like geniuses.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 10:18 AM

saw her at Carrol St. manual pad two days ago she was chillin' hard.

Posted by Carl Farvman | July 24, 2012 10:18 AM

R Kelly loves bedwetters

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 10:19 AM

Quality of music covered on this site continuities to hit all time lows.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 10:23 AM

Anyone can make a record now... I miss Frank Zappa.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 10:30 AM

ugh.... who the fuck CARES????

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 10:38 AM

Oh my god. This is just over the top terrible.

Well if this talentless hack can get written up in Rolling Stone I guess any of us has a chance

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 10:41 AM

yo this is awful but we'd all smash amirite?
/bklynvgncomment#53

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 11:01 AM

Garbage

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 11:06 AM

but can't she actually rap?

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 11:16 AM

social creepia pins the needle.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 11:21 AM

I once made a song on garage band. An I next to headline such venues?

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 11:25 AM

this gives me the strength i need to continue

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 11:41 AM

^me too. Inspirational stuff.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 11:43 AM

I met this girl on OkCupid and she gave me Hep C.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 11:58 AM

I would do things to her.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 12:29 PM

lol, 1 second into the first track when i heard her white girl whine, my dick retreated inside myself...

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 1:45 PM

I'd blow a line off her.

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 2:02 PM

Kitty. Thank you for sharing your chronic bedwetting story with the world.

Hopefully your song will bring some relief from all of the psychological distress that bedwetters endure. Contrary to doctor’s advice, you, at nineteen, you are proof that bedwetting does not just “Go Away”. The secret and the suffering continue.

We treat teenagers and adults worldwide. We would look forward to hearing from you so we can discuss our treatment program and it’s 97% success rate.

Sincerely,
Barbara Moore
Founder
www.nobedwetting.com
248.785.1199

Posted by Barbara Moore | July 24, 2012 2:56 PM

Cute talentless girl!

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 3:09 PM

lulz at 2:56....it's about time someone took the fight against bedwetting public! Why should these poor souls have to live in the shadows?

Posted by Anonymous | July 24, 2012 3:13 PM

think she gags and lets you choke her a bit? probably.

Posted by Anonymous | July 25, 2012 12:59 AM

usually caused by constipation
quit being such a bloodmouth

Posted by hardline warrior | July 26, 2012 3:52 AM

social creepia pins the needle.

Posted by mobawab | July 26, 2012 8:21 PM

Very interesting article, I look forward to more research coming out regarding the remaining two thirds

Posted by Youtube | September 28, 2012 4:37 PM

truly remarkable for fans.

Posted by vue 8 | September 27, 2013 10:40 AM

R Kelly loves bedwetters

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Posted by inflora | October 18, 2013 10:38 AM

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