Posted in metal | music | tour dates on July 30, 2012

Saint Vitus at Maryland Deathfest (more by Fred Pessaro // BBG)
Saint Vitus
That one-off with Down at Best Buy Theater always looked so lonely, so Saint Vitus have scheduled a tour around that appearance that includes another stop in NYC! The Brooklyn-Vegan sponsored trek kicks off in middle September for a gang of dates with Weedeater and Sourvein which last through the tail end of October. The stops include a show at Saint Vitus on September 25 and tickets go on sale 8/3 at 1PM. Yes, Saint Vitus at Saint Vitus... I hope that doesnt cause a wormhole in the universe or something.

Weedeater and Sourvein, however, will NOT be on the Best Buy Theater bill, but you can catch the gang at the dates below.

Wino of Saint Vitus (the band) is gearing up to hit the road for a string of dates with Conny Ochs. Reminder, that tour ALSO hits Saint Vitus (8/22). Tickets are still available.

All tour dates and video are below.

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Saint Vitus tour Admat

Saint Vitus - Let Them Fall

Weedeater live

Sourvein - "Fangs"


SAINT VITUS, WEEDEATER, SOURVEIN - 2012 TOUR DATES
09/18/12 Masquerade Atlanta GA Tickets
09/19/12 Lincoln Theatre Raleigh NC Tickets
09/20/12 Kingdom Richmond VA Tickets
09/21/12 V Club Huntington WV Tickets
09/22/12 Boomslang @ Buster's Billiards & Backroom Lexington KY Tickets
09/23/12 The Rex Theater Pittsburgh PA Tickets
09/24/12 Middle East Downstairs Cambridge MA Tickets
09/25/12 Saint Vitus Bar Brooklyn NY Tickets
09/27/12 Black Cat Washington DC Tickets
09/28/12 Best Buy Theater New York NY w/Down, Warbeast, Haarp** Tickets
09/29/12 Grog Shop Cleveland OH Tickets
09/30/12 Bottom Lounge Chicago IL Tickets
10/01/12 Triple Rock Social Club Minneapolis MN Tickets
10/02/12 Granada Theater Lawrence KS Tickets
10/03/12 Bluebird Theater Denver COTickets
10/04/12 Urban Lounge Salt Lake City UT Tickets
10/05/12 Neurolux Boise ID Tickets
10/06/12 Fall Into Darkness Fest Portland OR Tickets
10/07/12 The Highline Seattle WA Tickets
10/09/12 The Independent San Francisco CA Tickets
10/10/12 Bootleg Theater Los Angeles CA Tickets
10/11/12 Harlow's Sacramento CA Tickets
10/12/12 Atrium @ The Catalyst Santa Cruz CA Tickets
10/14/12 The Observatory (Constellation Room) Santa Ana CA Tickets
10/15/12 Nile Theatre Mesa AZ Tickets
10/16/12 Launchpad Albuquerque NM Tickets
10/18/12 Beauty Ballroom Austin TX Tickets
** = No Weedeater, No Sourvein

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Comments (91)

cue the dueling banjos...

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 1:46 PM

For those that didn't make the IQ cut as GWARtards

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 1:50 PM

"Yes, Saint Vitus at Saint Vitus... I hope that doesnt cause a wormhole in the universe or something."

I don't know about wormhole, but their will definitely be a gloryhole.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 1:53 PM

^ and finally some relief for those tired mouths, amirite?

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 1:55 PM

MOAR TRENDY FAGGOT COMMENTS PLEEEEZ!!! THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH!!!

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 2:50 PM

i like dudes with long hair and lots of tats

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 3:15 PM

I might have to check this out. Pretty legendary band to see in such a tiny venue.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 3:35 PM

^ugh, when were they playing larger venues?

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 4:40 PM

Ask the Buckeye Shrimper, if you can get the straw out of his mouth long enough to get an answer (he does like to slurp that joy juice up like a fresh milkshake)

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 4:48 PM

Irving Plaza.


The foam that you put on my latte is different than the "foam" on your face, trendies. I know hitting your heads on the backs of all those lockers you've been stuffed into fucked you up well and good though, so it's understood.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 5:23 PM

^ steamed sausage

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 5:46 PM

Assclown aka 5:23 just shows how humor challenged your average sausage shrimper is. Here, a perfect opportunity to insert a little humor, get a point across elegantly, and dumbass goes all ridiculous and irrational on us. See kids, you see what sucking dicks all day will do to you? No humor, just the repetition compulsion of slurping with the straw. A real special kind of dumbass there.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 6:45 PM

6:45 is being repetitious and unintentionally ironic. And should I mention, not funny . . . I thought fat guys were supposed to be funny 6:45. Why aren't you funny then?

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 7:13 PM

Buckeye Shrimper has like two jokes and just uses them over and over. But I guess that's to be expected. If he had the self-awareness and social skills required to be funny I guess he wouldn't be a sausage.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 7:22 PM

^and you're funny, 7:22? How many times today did you type Buckeye Shrimper? It gets funnier every time. Keep eating your pizza.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 7:50 PM

I dunno, I kinda laughed at 7:22.
7:22, how can I contact you? I'm looking for a funny, cerebral guy like you. The rest of these boys in BKLYN don't do it for me. I'm a hella cute female, so lemme know wassup. I'm talkin' to you 7:22. Gimmie your info.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 7:57 PM

^colinpfitz@gmail.com

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 8:10 PM

7:22, why'd you gimmie a fake email? Are you afraid of girls or something? I thought you were funny, let's hang. Don't be scared homie.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 8:27 PM

335-legendary? i dont think so.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 8:33 PM

ok, fine: Michael.Sosa@yahoo.com

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 8:34 PM

Anyone ripping on Wino, obviously has never listened to him.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 8:49 PM

Social skills? That's rich! Since when does talking to your cat qualify as people skills, pimple face?

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 9:46 PM

the ausages are steamed because you're making fun of their boyfriend wino....n

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 10:03 PM

ausages? Wipe the grease from your fingers, lard ass.

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 10:07 PM

Is it safe to assume that this guy is called 'Wino' because of the successful vineyard he owns in Napa ?

Posted by Anonymous | July 30, 2012 10:50 PM

Brought to by the same minds that put out Iron Maiden, Iron Maiden (song) on first Iron Maiden album.

Who came up with the "trendies" term?
Sounds like Todd from Bevis & Butthead got a little irate again.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 1:54 AM

Is it safe to assume that this guy is called 'Wino' because of the successful vineyard he owns in Napa ?

No its because he works at Napa auto parts store.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 1:57 AM

LULZ "hella" yeah you're not a fat shit sitting in his Cheetos stained underwear in his mom's basement in Ofuckhio, straw in hand. Fat fuck sausage, you really should get a little sunlight now and again, it will make a big difference.

Buckeye Shrimper. Yup, funny and painfully accurate in describing you sausage.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 5:28 AM

7:13 wrote "6:45 is being unintentionally ironic". I've GOT to hear your fat fuck sausage logic on how this post is "ironic". How do you define "ironic", chubsy ubsey? Ground rule - it can't be about food or sucking cum out of your buddy's asshole (well, no one said it would be easy). OK, Tubafun ... GO!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 5:33 AM

10:50 given the sausage community's recent inroads in the hedge fun business that is entirely possible.

I mean, it's seems more likely than that he is just a drunkin hillbilly right?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 8:28 AM

still waiting

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 8:56 AM

Drunken FAT hillbilly full of Oxy with neck tats. Did I miss anything?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 9:17 AM

^ yeah - hedge fund manager as well (to be confirmed).

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 9:26 AM

You mean he is not a world class sommelier?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 9:31 AM

Well, I see after some comments last night, Mr. Anti-Sausage is well rested and ready to begin the day by sharing more of his "witty" humor.

Will we see you back on Friday's Evilive thread too?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 9:45 AM

^ How was the "shrimping" last night Buckeye Shrimper? Did you get every last drop? I bet your friends appreciate your thoroughness.

B/T/W @9:31 - don't confuse Buckeye Shrimper with such big, confusing words as that. He just figured out this anonymous posting to blog thing, asking him to look up word definitions not having to do with AIDS or pizza is really asking a bit much, don't you think?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 9:55 AM

8:49 not so. I'm pretty sure I saw these guys as the musical guest on Hee Haw once.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 10:03 AM

"steamed sausage"

Yeah, I can unfortunately imagine the skin-crawling, cringe-inducing, PBR-encrusted-on-chin bearded shit-eating grin on a trendies face whenever he posts this... shortly before he contemplates slitting his already limp wrists while having The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart on repeat. But that's life for ya!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 10:16 AM

"on-chin bearded shit-eating grin "

pot, meet kettle

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/marylanddeathfest/2012/day4/179.jpg

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 10:21 AM

Do you think Wino could recommend me a good Gewürztraminer to pair with Mahi-Mahi?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 10:25 AM

"Assclown aka 5:23 just shows how humor challenged your average sausage shrimper is. Here, a perfect opportunity to insert a little humor, get a point across elegantly, and dumbass goes all ridiculous and irrational on us. See kids, you see what sucking dicks all day will do to you? No humor, just the repetition compulsion of slurping with the straw. A real special kind of dumbass there."

"...get a point across elegantly"... Yeah, that's not pompous hipster bullshit at all, right? And how do you do that? By inserting yet another phyto-nutrient witticism in the form of a "fake" PSA? Oh, how classy? Hey, don't move around in that locker too much, you might hit your head again :)

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 10:25 AM

^ ROTF yeah, you stupid sausage, WE'RE ALL ONE PERSON, THE SAME PERSON

You idiot, you need to relax, take a deep breath, and re-gather your demented thoughts. This time, try to actually think before you post such nonsense again.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 10:29 AM

"pot, meet kettle"


How so? He's not the faggoty type to make "cool" hip comments on a site like BY, doesn't have horrible thick-rimmed glasses, and doesn't have a shit-eating grin like an Antlers fan (the few times they're actually smiling). Yeah, some kettle, right?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 10:29 AM

^ no he's a dick smoker, like you Shrimpy

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 10:31 AM

still waiting . . . for my pizza.

can you hear me grow fatter?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:29 AM

^ Boy, ya sure got me there, trendie. Dude, you're simply better off doing what you do best (or sloppiest): dancing like a faggot to Yeasayer (or slittling your wrists to the Antlers - take your pick).

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:30 AM

Buckeye Shrimper is bumping 3 day old threads. SMH

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:33 AM

11:33, welcome to Irony.

You walked right into it . . . wait, sorry, no. Your fat ass couldn't get through the door.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:35 AM

Sorry 11:35, you loser, it isn't my enourmous ass that keeps me from passing through doorways, it's my hydrocephalic head! Well, that and the shame I feel for my microphallus.

Now, my Buckeye Shrimper, do you see why I'm the Anti-Sausage? It's because I am the anti-sausage with the monstous melon, gigantic ass and miniscule cock!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:36 AM

11:33 here, and I did NOT write that^. I don't know how you know about my microphallus, but seriously, who cares. Learn to spell. That is what people care about! Stupid sausage, you spelled enormous and monstrous wrong. You see how dumb you are? Now, where is my pizza? And have Wino tell me what to pair it with!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:37 AM

How is it "ironic" that some saggy sausage is bumping 3-day-old threads? Please, enlighten us Buckeye Shrimper. Do you just write words onto the face of dice and throw them to determine what to post? You do know that you are not making sense, right? The herpes must be hitting your brain hard today.

OK, so next up - the AIDS "joke" from Buckeye Shrimper. That one never gets old.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:44 AM

11:44, you do know that you're not making any sense, right?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:48 AM

That's ironic 11:48! 11:44 calls someone out for not making sense, but makes no sense in doing so.

Thank you for helping us understand irony 11:44.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:50 AM

"hydrocephalic"

What are you Elliot Offen? You're nowhere near as gangsta as he is, RIIIIIGHT?


Oh, wow, the trendie gets so riled up that he has to post barely recycled and repeated shit from otherthreads into here! Winning!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:52 AM

That's gangsta talk, riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:06 PM

11:44 made sense to me. And no, I'm not 11:44.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:06 PM

^ yes, made sense to me too. Fucking sausage projecting their herpes-infested brains, too predictable.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:07 PM

That's irony 11:44! 11:48 tries to call you out for not making sense, but makes no sense in doing so himself!

WOT A FUCKTARD! DURF DURF!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:08 PM

11:44, 12:06, & 12:07 = same person.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:08 PM

This is why we need to end anonymous commenting. No one knows who is who, who they're even angry with. Trendie, Sausage, Anti-Sausage, Buckeye Shrimper. If people had to register to comment, then maybe, some of these "debates" would start to make sense.

I dare anyone to try to make sense of this thread.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:13 PM

LOL 12:08 - wrong again, you precious little bunny!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:15 PM

And now, for every metal show on the evillive posts:

way-too-loud bass drums and amorphus guitar "riffing"
repeat x1,000,000
here comes the Cookie Monster "singer" - can anyone make out what he's yelling?
3 sausages come out of the men's room from a 3-way
eventually the noise stops, sausages clap and try to look scary while shouting "urghghghg"
house lights come on

There I saved you $20 entry and $200 doctor visit

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:15 PM

12:08 (both of them) also posted at 11:44, 11:48, 12:06 and 12:07.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:15 PM

12:08 (both of them) and 12:15 are the same person!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:16 PM

12:08(b), 12:15, 12:16 = all the same person

likely one of two people posting on the entire thread

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:18 PM

12:08 (both of them) & 12:15 (all three of them) were posted by the same person!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:18 PM

11:19, 10:53, 2:01, 12:28, 1:95 are all the same person

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:19 PM

12:18 (all 5 of them) are the same person

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:20 PM

all sausages are the same person

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:20 PM

all scarves are the same person

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:20 PM

12:18(a) & 12:18(b) = all the same person.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:20 PM

My pet poodle tells me who to kill next

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:21 PM

The sky is purple, and my left index finer is bigger than the thumb

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:21 PM

I agree with 12:31

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:22 PM

Hey you Buckeye Shrimpers, you're ruining my fun! I was happy making jokes about those stupid homosausages, with their inability to pair an Aglianico del Vulture with a red herring, or their inability to understand asset allocation, and you're ruining it with this "same person" silliness!

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:27 PM

^ "stealth sausage" thinks he's stealthy

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:34 PM

12:34 = 12:27

thinks he's stealthy.

not healthy.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:36 PM

"all scarves have AIDS"


Where's the big guy when ya need him? Bat signal sent.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:37 PM

I dunno guys, I'm going to say it, I'm having a great time. I want you to know I think of all of you as my best friends.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:39 PM

Oh great. So, as my best friend, you won't mind that I wrecked your car while your mom was giving me a blowjob right?

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:56 PM

Not a problem 12:56.

Though seriously, my mother? You're that desperate? C'mon friend, let's head out to a bar and score some real piece of strange. But we're taking your car this time. LOL

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 12:59 PM

Great. More assholes coming up from the Hamptons.

Posted by nakedbrotherstorm | July 31, 2012 7:41 PM

^lol

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 7:57 PM

I like making movies of friends' moms giving my hum jobs, then I show them when a whole group of friends are present and watch the friend whose mom sucked me off get his shit all up. Funnier than Don Rickles that.

Posted by Anonymous | July 31, 2012 11:32 PM

11:32 is full of shit! I watched one of the videos featuring my mom while eating shit flavored popcorn with a shit flavored popcorn eating grin across my face. And let me add, YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS! I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN ON THIS THREAD. I NEVER WANT IT TO END!

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Posted by jocuri | August 28, 2012 12:50 PM

as wino says, "look behind youuuuuuuuuuuu".

wino has bunions on his big toe that are harder, tougher and more attractive than all you jerkwads talking about eating tofu hotdogs from ohio. lick thy balls.

Posted by Anonymous | September 15, 2012 1:18 AM

sing it!

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