Posted in music on August 2, 2012

Tom Waits

Another Tom Waits teaser. This time it just says "TOM WAITS: I BREATHE BETTER UNDER WATER". But what if that water is too cold?

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Comments (41)

He is playing the Snorks' village?

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 12:54 PM

One time only, Titanic benefit.
Free admission, but you have to get down there yourself.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 12:56 PM

The first live suicide to be broadcast on the internet?

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 12:57 PM

Tom will probably be announcing that he has been cast as Captain Kid in the fifth installment of 'Pirates of the Caribbean'.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:05 PM

i would love for it to be some tour dates but i have a bad feeling its a music video or something like that.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:07 PM

Tom Wets

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:08 PM

What's up with those sharks?

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:11 PM

He sees Tom Waits,
Then he masturbates,
Tom's under water,
Offers him the daughter

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:17 PM

It's probably a Radiohead collaboration called... Thom Waits

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:20 PM

Enough of his ragtime shit already. He needs to do a black metal album.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:25 PM

Prolly his next musical play. Tom Waits plays Baby June in a Chicago revival of Gypsy. John Goodman gets to play Mama Rose. Should be epic. More weeping than a Morrissey farewell concert.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:25 PM

Watch, Tom ends up admitting that he's Mr. Anti-Sausage, or LULZY.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:26 PM

Tom Waits launches his own butt pirate boatchella!

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:27 PM

A new collaborative album with Tyler the Creator called "Bitch Wrinkles"?

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:30 PM

it haz can something to du wid water...?

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:35 PM

it's obviously a tour announcement. he did this same thing last time, at almost the same time of year. i'd almost prefer if he didn't come to nyc, it gives me an excuse to go see him in whatever weird cities he decides to play.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 1:40 PM

Don't hold your breath...

Posted by Proviser | August 2, 2012 1:40 PM

Yo, that shark is some kinda submarine or battle droid, brah. I got not time for that!

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 2:06 PM

Yo that shark got some kinda devil eyes. I don't like that.

I'm Brian Fellows!

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 2:22 PM

Dude's gonna announce how he's a race traitor and a

N I G G E R

LOVER.

TURBOQUEER DID IT!!!

TURBOQUEER DID IT!!!

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 2:59 PM

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seeks not allusions to false majesty.

He needs not.

Nor is he a centering of the scale.

He is a counterbalance to this feculent pestilence which humanity has brought down upon the world and itself.

Kings lay their crowns at his feet and weep for the blessings he bestows.

Praise him and atone for your sins.

Least ye be destroyed.

Amen.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 3:15 PM

^FTW

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 3:29 PM

Tom Waits invented hummus. True story.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 4:22 PM

Tom settled down in Marin.
Hung his wild years on the $250,000 coat hanger he bought with the profits from his hummus sales.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 4:44 PM

SUBMARINE FEST '12

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 9:13 PM

I may the only person on earth that despises Tom Waits. His voice grates on my nerves... his white-blues schtick is so dreadful. No one will ever change my mind about this.

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 9:54 PM

ATP Friday night. Done deal, may the trolls have bubble gum strung through their pubic hair

Posted by Anonymous | August 2, 2012 11:14 PM

9:54 is my friend.

FOREVER.

Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2012 11:45 AM

It's a tour! One date is leaked: Nov. 7 - Massey Hall, Toronto, CA. Didn't see the nautical/pirate connection.

Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2012 2:13 PM

Tom Waits > every knob twiddling band of bearded twenty somethings

Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2012 2:45 PM

^ (SHHHHH let's not tell this Constitutional Law professor that anyone that plays an electric instrument or through an amplifier would be a knob twiddler, which kinda covers even Tom)

Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2012 2:54 PM

"It's a tour! One date is leaked: Nov. 7 - Massey Hall, Toronto, CA. Didn't see the nautical/pirate connection."


Yeah troll, that is a lie. Why don't you join your buddy troll at 11:14 in sucking each other's dick's and trying to find yourselves some kind of life

Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2012 3:11 PM

^ calm down Skippy ... daddy will be home soon then you'll get your lovin'. Just a little while longer and you'll be right as rain.

Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2012 3:22 PM

solid reporting there. way to tell us nothing more than the graphic emailed to the Tom Waits mailing list.

Posted by Anonymous | August 3, 2012 5:05 PM

Is this a video preview? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWVbwNFJCYQ
And this Hear the sirens? Dive Deeper!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWVbwNFJCYQ
I bet for an album on the 7th of August.

Posted by Gad | August 4, 2012 8:20 AM

TGP Gad?

Posted by Anonymous | August 4, 2012 9:54 AM

great stuff tom waits.

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