Posted in comedy | metal | music on September 20, 2012

Real flyer on Grand Ave. 'HIPSTERS ONLY Please!' (via @adelaloconte)
Hipster Casting

Guy Fieri, Smashmouth frontman Steve Harwell and Sammy Hagar are teaming for what is likely to be the most exclamation-point-filled cookbook of all time. Also, maybe the worst.

Those of a certain age may have fond, fuzzy memories of MTV's sock puppet hosts Sifl & Olly. Well they're back! Reviewing video games? Sort of. Check out a video below.

Speaking of fond MTV memories, you can catch Kurt Loder in the flesh at at the Bell House in Brooklyn tonight (9/20) (with Julie Klausner who has other upcoming gigs too).

Bruce Springsteen plays again in NJ tonight tomorrow. Meanwhile check out his setlist from last night.

Fiona Apple got busted for hash possession at the same Texas checkpoint that got Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson. She's out on bail, but tonight's ACL Live show is canceled (which means no pictures tonight on the BVAustin Instagram).

Speaking of Austin, Ume is funding a new record via Kickstarter.

Speaking of Kickstarter, Gawker discusses their accountability problem, Amanda Palmer included.

That said, we're sure Owen Pallett, like many others, was happy to hear that Amanda is now paying all musicians.

Meanwhile, if you're looking for backers for your Kickstarter, Forbes listed the 400 richest Americans, Oprah Winfrey, David Geffen, Steven Spielberg, and George Lucas included.

Speaking of money, Iggy Pop, Wayne Coyne, Ben Folds, Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney and more will appear as guests on Ke$ha's new album, Warrior.

Speaking of Patrick Carney, congrats to him and his now-wife Emily Ward on their recent wedding. Will Forte officiated. Shaun White was arrested.

The first track from Neurosis's new LP Honor Found in Decay has slipped out. Stream "At The Well" at NPR now.

more stuff below...

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Right-wing music critic Hal Clapp (who looks suspiciously like Bob Odenkirk) review's The Soft Pack's funky new single "Bobby Brown" in this video:

Little Pete from The Adventures of Pete and Pete calls Lindsay Lohan a hypocrite.

The Pop Music Hall of Fame is set to be constructed in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania which is fairly close to Pittburgh. Iinitial nominees include The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Bob Dylan, Simon & Garfunkel, and more.

Samsung mocks people who think Apple's new iPhone is "the next big thing".

Metallica posted several career spanning recordings of live concerts to their site, LiveMetallica.com.

Edvard Munch's The Scream will go on view at The Museum of Modern Art for a period of six months beginning October 24.

Time Magazine named the 50 greatest websites and, no, BV did not make the cut.

Best Coast loves Green Day.

Queen guitarist Brian May loves badgers.

Everybody loves the '90s, apparently.

Oh here's that Sifl & Olly video we mentioned:

Sifl & Olly Episode 1: Kinetic Demo

Last but not least,. Dirty Projectors are "About To Die"!

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Comments (46)

"Speaking of money, Iggy Pop, Wayne Coyne, Ben Folds, Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney and more will appear as guests on Ke$ha's new album, Warrior."

That some kind of joke?..

Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2012 6:44 PM

paging frohawk!

Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2012 6:54 PM

I thought Guy Fieri was the singer of Smashmouth.

Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2012 6:55 PM

^^deadass me too. I read that sentence so wrong

Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2012 8:05 PM

"Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney and more will appear as guests on Ke$ha's new album, Warrior."

I think this sums up where the Black Keys are at right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLDER6GP30c

Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2012 8:05 PM

these new kitchen sink blog entries really suck. talk about a hot mess.

are you guys so busy that you can't parse out the real stories without having to cross reference everything and create these ridiculous ones? "we already posted a bunch of stuff today, but here's a shitload more..."

fail.

Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2012 9:12 PM

Sifl & Olly = Good times!

Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2012 10:37 PM

Bruce is Fri and Sat, not tonight. It's still Thursday, yahh??

Posted by Anonymous | September 20, 2012 10:48 PM

:-O C====

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 12:35 AM

I like turtles.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 12:36 AM

I like these posts!

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 1:07 AM

And i was so sure that hipsters had such smaller than life non unique personalities!

Posted by ME | September 21, 2012 1:23 AM

with the participation of Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney on the album that I believe will be much more interesting! I'm a fan of them!

Posted by Imobiliarias SP | September 21, 2012 6:19 AM

That's not a penny, that's a key, you mortmanstrout.

Posted by re: not a penny | September 21, 2012 6:34 AM

Can't you write an article about the American band Flying Colors? Their music is really great!

Posted by Steve Wagesco | September 21, 2012 7:04 AM

Mortmanstrout?

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 7:48 AM

Anybody remember "Song for the Panda" from the Sifl & Olly show?

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 8:12 AM

For scarves only: has anyone ever said you have a sterile, wafer-thin, wet dishrag personality? Or even been told you have absolutely NO personality? Have you ever been certified a douchenozzle, a fop, or flaming to the point of making Liberace look like Oliver Reed? Has anyone ever shoved you into lockers on a daily basis? Even by the not-so-cool kids? Is your scarf so fruity and loud that it could blind anyone wiith decent taste like a second Sun? Well... WE WANT YOU for our reality show! Live! At Bedford-Stuyvestant! Come join the fun!

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 9:14 AM

^ sorry broken sausage, the casting call for fluffers was last week - maybe you'll get your shot next time

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 9:41 AM

^ What are you waiting for! The audition is in an hour! You could be famous!

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 10:04 AM

^ broken hearted would-be fluffer.

Going from Buckeye Shrimper to Flyover Fluffer is a step up, though. At least for those of us that think sucking jiz out of your buddy's ass with a straw is kinda, I dunno, abhorrent?

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 10:12 AM

you know - this whole time i doubted that there was actually one person who was the buckeye, but 9:14, unprovoked, seems to be him(?)

Posted by a normal sausage who isn't him. | September 21, 2012 10:16 AM

Congratulations, scarf and sausage guys, for effectively ruining this site and making the same jokes over, and over, and over, and over...

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 10:26 AM

^ Buckeye Shrimper is indeed a single person. He writes in a very distinctive, rageful, demented manner. Once you see his hallmark flaming you can see his fingerprints even when he tries to hide his identity by posting briefly or without all of the directed anger. Classic self-hating closeted freak.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 10:27 AM

Congratulations, 10:26, for adding to the conversation on this site. I mean, you did add to ... I mean ... oh, never mind. Same twat, different thread.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 10:29 AM

No, YOU'RE Buckeye! No! YOU'RE Buckeye!


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 10:35 AM

LULZ@ U Buckeye(i.e. 9:14/10:04/10:26)


+ smh@ U 2

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 11:06 AM

What did the pizza delivery sausage say to the Saint Vitus glory hole sausage when he told him that he was going on vacation?

"Well at least let me help you pack your shit before you go".

AM I RITE OR AM I RITE?

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 11:11 AM

^ You know I don't really like admitting this, but I actually laughed at that one pretty hard. Yes, you are definitely "rite"!! Good one!!

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 11:19 AM

How many sausages does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3 ... one to man the glory hole, one on-deck (sucking off the light bulb), and on to cover the pizza delivery orders while the other two get busy.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 11:54 AM

Someone, somewhere is looking for "real"hipsters.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 12:06 PM

Dear BV
Please disable the comments for all articles.
Thank you

Posted by Jonathan | September 21, 2012 12:50 PM

i can't remember the last time i read an intelligent or useful comment on this blog :(

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 1:56 PM

B.V. makes their cash off of the stupid comments. Notice how he conveniently avoids ever answering why he won't turn comments off.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 2:34 PM

TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 2:45 PM

I make my cash managing The Chick Pees.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 2:55 PM

2:34 - are you saying that Buckeye Shrimper is an inside job?!?!?!

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 3:01 PM

2:34 = high school dropout sausage

Why would he turn the comment off?

I'll be waiting for whatever gem of an explanation you'll come up with.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 3:30 PM

Still waiting.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 3:47 PM

No matter what the genre, every time I hope for interesting feedback from the community; it's just utter garbage.
Look beyond this website for music reviews and shows. If you're looking for community feedback and BV wants to keep the comments open for whatever reason, go elsewhere.
It's clear people stopped using them for their intended use. If its in the best interest of BV to keep them open for these 4-5 pathetic (I'm not sure we can call them readers of this blog), best wishes for selling ad space.

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 4:52 PM

krest

Posted by Anonymous | September 21, 2012 5:17 PM

Posted by iPods | September 21, 2012 5:33 PM

Posted by s p i n d o c t o r s | September 21, 2012 5:48 PM

Thanks for sharing the information, It's very informative and helpful.

Posted by serasa | September 21, 2012 6:29 PM

Thanks for sharing the information, It's very informative and helpful.

Posted by serasa | September 21, 2012 6:30 PM

hipsters for the win.

Posted by mike | July 17, 2013 4:43 PM

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